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PARIS HILTON WANTS TO ONE-UP HER FORMER FRIEND KIM KARDASHIAN

Paris Hilton is desperately trying to regain her popularity by filming a still untitled reality show with Charlie Sheen’s drug addled estranged wife Brooke Mueller. Her former best friend and protege (and assistant?) Kim Kardashian, has usurped Paris’s hard earned celebutante title. Paris’s photos don’t sell any more and Kim is red hot. A few years back Paris took Kim to her first Hollywood parties and introduced her to the red carpet. Kim carefully observed how Paris carved an image and made herself famous – and she also noted Paris’s mistakes. The next thing you know Kim made a sex video too, and had her own reality show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” Now Kim gets the private jets to parties and Paris has to pay her own way. She’s hoping a new show will change things.

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Tuesday, December 21, 2010
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MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER PATTI STANGER FAKED HER OWN ENGAGEMENT

We really thought it was a teensy bit fishy that Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger’s “wedding” was abruptly called OFF and she announced the bustup with her realtor fiancee Andy Friedman on Twitter. An ex-employee of Patti’s told The Enquirer that Patti’s engagement was a FRAUD and she faked it to give herself credibility as a matchmaker. If she couldn’t find romance for HERSELF, how could she charge a fortune to do it for others! Patti’s wedding preparations were featured on her Bravo show and she gushed about her fiancee until suddenly – it was over. Not a tear was shed.

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Tuesday, December 21, 2010
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HEIDI MONTAG IS RUINING DECEASED DR FRANK RYAN’S REPUTATION AND COULDN’T CARE LESS

Heidi Montag is doing her best to destroy the reputation of the plastic surgeon who gave her a make-over and he can’t protest because he’s dead. Dr Frank Ryan died in August in an auto accident at the age of 50. Montag apparently regrets the ten procedures she talked the surgeon into giving her, and she’s showing everyone the scars and bumps. Certainly Heidi had some sort of arrangement with Ryan in which she would get him lots of publicity in exchange for a good deal on the surgery. In fact, he might have done the work for free. At first, she LOVED her new look and couldn’t stop talking about it. Now that Ryan is gone, Heidi is getting herself MORE publicity by complaining about the results and Frank Ryan’s friends are furious. Currently, Heidi is considering having her implants made smaller, and we wonder what doctor would be foolish enough to take her on.

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Tuesday, December 21, 2010
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JASON WAHLER CREDITS DR DREW WITH CHANGING HIS WASTED LIFE

Dr Drew doesn’t have a high success rate with his addicted patients on Celebrity Rehab, but that’s the nature of the beast. Only time will tell, but it seems he might have succeeded with Jason Wahler. Lauren Conrad’s ex boyfriend on “The Hills” (who sometimes bears a striking resemblance to Colin Farrell) had six alcohol related arrests up until last June. Season 4 of Rehab is still airing, but Wahler says he’s cleaned up his act. He was “scared straight” when he realized he was drinking as much as a fifty year old alcoholic. Rooming with Jason Davis was another revelation. Wahler figured out what he DIDN’T want to do with his life. He says he’s moved back to Orange County and started skateboarding and surfing again. His family’s in the business, so he’s getting a real estate license. Good start.

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Monday, December 20, 2010
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TOM SELLECK: A CLEAN SHAVE FOR CHRISTMAS?

It looks like Tom Selleck’s “Blue Bloods” is going to be around for awhile so we feel free to talk about his mustache. We’ve had enough of that Magnum P.I. mustache. Tom Selleck has always been a big, good looking guy, but why does he hide behind that 70’s facial hair? It’s like a woman who has the same hairdo for decades. Afraid of change? Now Selleck has a job playing a cop – probably the only job on earth (except for Mexican drug kings) where the guys are still sporting manly mustaches. We won’t shut up until he shaves it off.

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Monday, December 20, 2010
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DAVID BECKHAM’S SPEECH REDUCES VICTORIA TO TEARS

Sometimes we forget how striking and handsome – and consistently well dressed – David Beckham is. He is not the ordinary soccer player. David showed up looking like this at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year show and was given the Lifetime Achievement Award. His wife Victoria and their three sons Brooklyn, 11, Romeo, 8, and Cruz, 4, were in the audience when David made an emotional speech. He praised his wife, saying “Not only has she given me three amazing boys, but support and inspiration every day.” He thanked her, and Victoria struggled to hold back the tears. Sweet.

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Monday, December 20, 2010
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CONSPIRACY OBSESSED JESSE VENTURA : DON’T CALL ME- I’LL CALL YOU!

“Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura” is a big success for TRU TV and returning for another season, partly because the host is as paranoid as the subject matter. Former wrestler and Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura believes that the 911 disaster was probably an ”inside Job” among other things, and he leads the life of a true paranoid. According to friends, Jesse lives in the middle of nowhere in Mexico behind gates – “an hour from sidewalks or electricity.” He has no cell phone so he cannot be located – friends have to wait for HIM to contact them.

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Sunday, December 19, 2010
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MILLA JOVOVICH FADES INTO THE WALLPAPER

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

“Resident Evil” actress Milla Jovovich is one of our favorites and an extraordinary beauty, so we’ll forgive her this lapse in taste. This caftan style dress reminds us of the Beverly Hills hotel wallpaper. Betty White wouldn’t be caught dead in this! Sorry Milla, there are better looking ways to be comfortable. We’d rather picture you in that Gaultier “ace bandage” outfit from The Fifth Element.

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Sunday, December 19, 2010
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MEG RYAN AND LAURA DERN: GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN

It’s nice to see Meg Ryan and her longtime pal Laura Dern and their respective daughters having fun shopping in New York. Meg’s little girl Daisy is 6 and Laura’s daughter Jaya is 6 also and the kids are fast friends. Laura’s divorce just might be on hold because she and her estranged husband Ben Harper have been seen looking chummy in LA.

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Sunday, December 19, 2010
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JERMAINE JACKSON SAYS HE CAN’T AFFORD TO SUPPORT HIS KIDS

Deadbeat dad Jermaine Jackson struts around like a very prosperous guy in public, but privately he seems to be quite a cheapskate. He’s $100,000 behind on child support for his tragically named sons Jermagesty and Jaafar, and as a result has lost his driver’s license. He’s appealing to a judge to reduce his monthly payments from $3000 to $215 a month. Jermaine has seven children with three women. (Apparently his Muslim faith has no rules about that.) Odd that Jermaine didn’t appear to be broke on his reality show “The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty.” Critics pointed out that the brothers were “stiff and lacked personality” and there are no plans for further episodes. It’s time for Jermaine to stop bragging about all the specials and tributes and tours he’s “planning,” and get to work.

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Sunday, December 19, 2010
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