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TAYLOR SWIFT IS DROPPING HINTS

SO happy to learn that Taylor Swift agrees with me when it comes to men with facial hair. In fact she wants her tight end boyfriend, Travis Kelce, to take it all off – his facial hair, that is. As everybody knows, Taylor is having a lot of fun with the muscular jock, but his bristly mustache is irritating her sensitive skin. (back in the day, we called it “whisker burn”) Their romance is way too new for Taylor to be placing demands on Travis, but she’s dropping subtle hints that this lip sweater has got to go! Our source says don’t be surprised if you soon see a clean shaven Travis…

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IS IT JOE JONAS – OR SON OF BORAT?

NOW we see why Joe Jonas’s fans were so agitated by his appearance at the MTV Video Awards. That mustache is just getting bigger and bushier – causing some fans to compare him to a 70’s pornstar – or Tom Selleck or Alex Trebeck. Joe wants to put his Disney history far behind him – but this isn’t the best way to do it. Yet, he’s managed so far to hold on to his cute girlfriend, Game of Thrones star Sophie Turner, in spite of the unpleasant facial hair. And his band DNCE seems to welcome any fashion experimentation efforts he indulges in.

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TOM SELLECK: A CLEAN SHAVE FOR CHRISTMAS?

It looks like Tom Selleck’s “Blue Bloods” is going to be around for awhile so we feel free to talk about his mustache. We’ve had enough of that Magnum P.I. mustache. Tom Selleck has always been a big, good looking guy, but why does he hide behind that 70’s facial hair? It’s like a woman who has the same hairdo for decades. Afraid of change? Now Selleck has a job playing a cop – probably the only job on earth (except for Mexican drug kings) where the guys are still sporting manly mustaches. We won’t shut up until he shaves it off.

CLIVE OWEN: WHAT A DIFFERENCE A MUSTACHE MAKES

Clive Owen is filming “The Killer Elite” with Jason Statham in Australia and we hope he doesn’t have this facial hair through the entire movie. He looks more geeky than sexy. It’s a buddy movie about two guys who were in Britain’s special forces together, and they find members of the team they worked with being hunted down and killed one by one. The two hot leading men almost make it worth it to put up with all those stunts and car chases.