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KIM’S DIVORCE: THE KARDASHIANS CONTINUE TO THINK THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND THEM

Kim Kardashian’s marriage was hijacked by her family. In other words, both Kim, 31, and her husband Kris Humphries, 26, chose their own families over each other. It was inevitable. The Kardashians did everything to alienate Kris’s family – they didn’t invite the Humphries partake in the wedding preparations – and they wanted to. The Kardashians continued to minimize the importance of Kris’s family when they were barely seen on camera at the wedding and no wedding transportation was planned for the groom’s family. They flew home to Minneapolis from the ten million dollar nuptials in economy class. Kim was horrified at the prospect of living in Kris’s home town of Minneapolis – even part time. After the wedding she continued to accept every paying offer to appear anywhere – with no regard for her husband. When he didn’t follow her around like a puppy dog, she pulled the plug. Soon she’ll be filming Tyler Perry’s movie “The Marriage Counselor” in Atlanta and she won’t look back.

Monday, October 31, 2011

LINDSAY LOHAN GOT A GOOD DEAL ON HER TEETH CLEANING

Lindsay Lohan managed to turn a negative into a positive when she was caught with rotten looking stained teeth. She smokes and drinks a lot of coffee among other things, and has been neglecting her smile. After she saw the unflattering photo of her teeth circulating on the internet she made a deal with the most famous cosmetic dentist in Beverly hills, Dr William Dorfman. You’ve probably seen him on “Extreme Makeover” or numerous other self-improvement shows. We’re betting the handsome dentist gave Lindsay a sweet deal if she promised to give him some publicity for whitening her teeth. She tweeted this “after” photo of herself and a plug for the obliging dentist.

Sunday, October 30, 2011

SKINNY VICTORIA BECKHAM HAS A CHUBBY BABY

Victoria Beckham is obviously enchanted with her three month old daughter Harper. She took Harper to the park where they watched the boys practice playing soccer. David Beckham has had a very lucrative offer to play soccer for the Paris team so he may have a long commute next year from Paris to LA. Victoria and the boys would stay in California while the boys are in school and visit during vacations. Brooklyn, 12, Romeo, 10, and Cruz, 6, have fallen in love with Los Angeles and want to stay in school here.

Sunday, October 30, 2011

ELISABETTA CANALIS ON HER EX GEORGE CLOONEY: “HE WAS LIKE A FATHER TO ME”

Why was anyone surprised when Elisabetta Canalis described her two year romance with George Clooney as “more of a father-daughter relationship.” According to People magazine this is how Elisabetta, 33, felt about 50 year old George. She went on to say he was a gentleman at all times and very generous but they never spoke of marriage or children. ”He was as special and important as a father to me.” Her statements were regarded as something of an INSULT to George, but surely he felt the same way. Don’t older wealthy men with young girlfriends generally assume a fatherly role? George is too smart to assume the young girls he dates are oblivious of the age difference….

Sunday, October 30, 2011

SINEAD O’CONNOR: NOTHING COMPARES TO A MAKEOVER

Sinead O’Connor came to her senses and realized that looking like a matronly former nun would not help her reputation as a controversial personality and singer. In 1992, Saturday Night Live producers and viewers were shocked (believe it or not) when Sinead tore up a photo of the pope and threw the pieces at the camera in protest of sexual abuse in the Catholic church. (Good for her!) Her obstinate spirit and shaved head gave her the rebellious reputation. So when she turned up 20 years later looking ordinary, her career seemed doomed. But she took a good look in the mirror and shaved her head again and added a big Jesus tattoo on her chest. She HAD to do something, she has a new album coming out in February!

Sunday, October 30, 2011

MADONNA DIDN’T TURN HER BACK ON HER ALCOHOLIC BROTHER

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Madonna’s alcoholic brother who is living on the streets in Michigan gave an interview to the Daily Mail that’s quite revealing. Madonna, who is said to have a fortune of 650 million dollars, has not forsaken him. Anthony Ciccone, 55, admits that his sister Madonna, 53, has many times offered to pay for him to go to rehab and in fact, she sent him to a Houston clinic for two months but it “didn’t help.” He doesn’t want to stop drinking and feels rehab is not ALWAYS the answer. His alcoholism got him fired from the family winery 18 months ago and he’s been living as a vagrant on skid row with the crackheads ever since. His hard life is revealed in the fact that he looks SO much older than his sister.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

FRANCES COBAIN: WE HOPE YOU PICKED THE RIGHT GUY

Courtney Love’s estranged daughter Frances Cobain, 19, has informed her Facebook friends that she is engaged. She’s apparently been dating musician Isaiah Silva for the past year – he’s front man for the band The Rambles. We can see Frances’ attraction to him – he does bear a passing resemblance to her late father, but this is worrisome because she recently inherited a large amount of money from her father Kurt Cobain’s estate. She’s LOADED and she already spent 1.9 million on a house in the Hollywood Hills to share with Isaiah. She’s young, rich, and needy, and we hope this guy isn’t taking advantage of her.

Friday, October 28, 2011

MELISSA GORGA: GUIDO’S DREAM GIRL GOES TO THE BIG CITY



Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Don’t tell her sister-in-law Teresa, but “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Melissa Gorga is getting an awful lot of attention on the street in New York – from passers-by and from photographers. And she doesn’t seem to mind at all. She just walked out of a building where she may or may not have had a meeting about her singing career. Either way, she looks hot in her polka dot dress and black wrap coat.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

JENNIFER LOPEZ THINKS SHE DOESN’T LOVE HERSELF ENOUGH

How funny is it that gorgeous Jennifer Lopez told Glamour magazine “I think I’ve finally learned the biggest lesson of all. You’ve got to love yourself first, before you can be okay with somebody else.” Where she came up with this psychobabble, we don’t know, but we DO know she is hardly in danger of NOT loving herself enough! Isn’t self-love the reason that she demands all those perks and special pampering? And isn’t self-love the reason she has an absurdly large entourage catering to her every whim? We always thought her problem was loving herself TOO MUCH. And we’re betting more than a few of her exes might agree with us.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

EVA LONGORIA’S GOT HER APPETITE BACK – IT MUST BE LOVE

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Eva Longoria’s romance with Eduardo Cruz is going SO well that she has 10 extra pounds to prove it. When she first started dating Eduardo she felt insecure because he was younger, but now she’s totally relaxed and eats whatever she wants in front of him. They had dinner at Chateau Marmont recently and she even ate dessert. When she’s really happy, like she is with Eduardo, she gains weight, and Eduardo’s not complaining – he loves her with some curves.

Thursday, October 27, 2011