The Real Housewives of New Jersey

TERESA GIUDICE: PLASTIC SURGERY OR PHOTOSHOP?

New Jersey Real Housewife Teresa Giudice posted the top photo of herself shortly after she commented that she was surprised that no one seemed to notice that she got the “tip of her nose tweaked” a few months ago. Indeed, the “tweak” looks good! But judging by the BOTTOM photo (with her boyfriend Luis Ruelas at Craig’s in May) it SEEMS like she might have gotten just a bit more than a nose tweak… What do you think?

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TERESA GIUDICE NEEDS A LAWYER IN THE FAMILY MORE THAN SHE NEEDS A DANCER

Uh-oh. Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice has ANOTHER daughter with show-biz aspirations. Teresa’s husband Joe is busy serving his 41 month prison sentence and he faces the possibility of deportation when he gets out. Teresa’s oldest daughter Gia, now 17, wanted to be a pop star and made her own music video when she was 14, but Hollywood didn’t beckon. Now her mother claims Gia is going to college and may study law, inspired by her parents legal problems. They could certainly use a lawyer in the family. Teresa proudly posted this Instagram photo of her nine year old daughter Audriana doing the splits at a dance competition in New Jersey.

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WHILE THE CAT’S AWAY: TERESA GIUDICE AND HER DAUGHTERS AT FASHION WEEK

New Jersey Housewife Teresa Giudice brought her two youngest daughters, Audriana and Melania, to New York’s Fashion Week to see the Rookie USA children’s apparel show. Teresa’s oldest daughter Gia, who attempted to launch a singing career, has given up on show business. Gia plans to become a lawyer – she somehow blames the entertainment industry for causing her parents to end up doing prison time. Her father is still incarcerated. Like too many kids these days, Audriana and Melania aspire to become models.

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TERESA GUIDICE: IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE!

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Why did Teresa Giudice check into federal prison in the middle of the night? Clearly, she didn’t want paparazzi to catch her without her heavy makeup, false eyelashes, and fake hair. It’s quite possible that the table-flipping reality star will learn NOT to act on her impulses while she’s locked up. And she’ll observe how the other half lives, up close. So it won’t be time wasted. We’re guessing that the other inmates will find her quite entertaining and treat her like a celebrity if she doesn’t whine too much. If ONLY they allowed reality TV cameras in prison!

JOE GIUDICE SHOULD BE DEPORTED BACK TO ITALY!

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As if we didn’t have enough reasons to dislike Teresa Giudice’s disreputable husband Joe, now it appears he’s not only a convicted felon facing prison and deportation, but he also abuses animals. Animal advocates have pointed out to RadarOnline that Joe has two German Shepherds that he keeps in cages outside, even in the coldest weather. And when Joe appears, they cower in fear, implying that he mistreats them. The dogs somehow killed and ate two chickens that Joe kept in a chicken coop right next to their cages. Activists say Joe is not only irresponsible and thoughtless when taking care of his animals, but he teaches his children to be the same way. Italy can have him back!

DOES TERESA GIUDICE HAVE A FUTURE IN OR OUT OF PRISON?


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If Teresa and her surly husband Joe Guidice think their federal fraud indictments are bad news – they haven’t heard the worst. Behind the scenes, Bravo executives are seriously discussing the future of the New Jersey Housewives. Teresa is the most outrageous of the housewives and the Guidices could easily both be sentenced to time in prison. Could the show continue without her? Should it? According to The Daily News, Bravo’s new boss Bonnie Hammer isn’t a fan of the reality series – yes, it gets good ratings, but advertisers don’t want to be associated with it. This could be the end of Teresa’s reality career.

JOE GIUDICE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO MAKE MONEY WHILE HE’S IN PRISON

Who would have guessed that “Real Housewife” Teresa Giudice’s husband Joe would become so fond of the TV cameras that he would want to take them along to jail! When the “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” first aired, Joe was suspicious and resented the loss of privacy – especially involving his bankruptcy. How things have CHANGED! According to The Enquirer, now that Joe faces prison time for obtaining a false driver’s license, he wants the cameras to follow him to a New Jersey state prison. He’d have his own reality show spin-off, adjusting to daily prison life. Teresa would show up on visiting day. Producers love the idea – now they just have to find a cooperative prison.

MELISSA GORGA: ANOTHER FAKE NEW JERSEY HOUSEWIFE !

We just had to laugh when we learned that Melissa and Joe Gorga are too broke to make their mortgage payments and THAT’S why they just put their New Jersey mcmansion up for sale for 3.8 million. It seems like all these Real Housewives of New Jersey are anything but real. According to Radaronline, Melissa and Joe were living in a modest $500,000 house with 3 bedrooms and 2 baths before she was cast on the show. Joe had built the gaudy mansion on spec, hoping to find a buyer. As a builder, he got an interest free loan for a certain period of time until he sold the house. When his wife was cast on Housewives, they decided to move into the big house so they’d look wealthier than they are. And they ran up a LOT of bills keeping up the image. Now the interest free period on the loan is over and they can’t afford the huge payments so they have to sell. We wonder if exposure on the show will make the house sell faster…

“REAL HOUSEWIFE” MELISSA AND JOE GORGA DON’T EXACTLY LIVE THE SIMPLE LIFE


What a way to start the day! We visited The Realestalker and were greeted with photos of Melissa and Joe Gorga’s ostentatious house, which was just put up for sale. The Real Housewife of New Jersey is asking 3.8 million for the incredibly gaudy “European influenced” mcmansion. The place IS big – 13,500 sq ft, 6 bedrooms, 7 baths (and a recording studio) but not well thought out, and every surface seems to be gilded or marbled to the max. It’s enough to make an architect’s stomach turn. Speculation abounds that Melissa and Joe just MIGHT be moving to LA so she can pursue her “singing career.” They could be in for a big surprise when they realize they will have to pay around 3 times as much for a home like this in LA. Maybe Sylvester Stallone has a house he can sell them.

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BRAVO’S “HOUSEWIVES” AND “SHAHS” MAKE A SPLASH IN NEW YORK





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Bravo flew a bunch of their top reality stars for some event in New York and put them all up at the Chelsea Hotel. It must have been quite a sight watching this group milling around the lobby. Atlanta Housewife NeNe Leakes is dressed to kill in red, with sparkly New Jersey Housewife Melissa Gorga equally ready for action. Shahs of Sunset star Reza Farahan is immaculately groomed and Beverly Hills Housewife Lisa Vanderpump is celebrating her spinoff show – to take place in her restaurant Sur. Who’s YOUR favorite?