Melissa Gorga

MELISSA GORGA: ANOTHER FAKE NEW JERSEY HOUSEWIFE !

We just had to laugh when we learned that Melissa and Joe Gorga are too broke to make their mortgage payments and THAT’S why they just put their New Jersey mcmansion up for sale for 3.8 million. It seems like all these Real Housewives of New Jersey are anything but real. According to Radaronline, Melissa and Joe were living in a modest $500,000 house with 3 bedrooms and 2 baths before she was cast on the show. Joe had built the gaudy mansion on spec, hoping to find a buyer. As a builder, he got an interest free loan for a certain period of time until he sold the house. When his wife was cast on Housewives, they decided to move into the big house so they’d look wealthier than they are. And they ran up a LOT of bills keeping up the image. Now the interest free period on the loan is over and they can’t afford the huge payments so they have to sell. We wonder if exposure on the show will make the house sell faster…

“REAL HOUSEWIFE” MELISSA AND JOE GORGA DON’T EXACTLY LIVE THE SIMPLE LIFE


What a way to start the day! We visited The Realestalker and were greeted with photos of Melissa and Joe Gorga’s ostentatious house, which was just put up for sale. The Real Housewife of New Jersey is asking 3.8 million for the incredibly gaudy “European influenced” mcmansion. The place IS big – 13,500 sq ft, 6 bedrooms, 7 baths (and a recording studio) but not well thought out, and every surface seems to be gilded or marbled to the max. It’s enough to make an architect’s stomach turn. Speculation abounds that Melissa and Joe just MIGHT be moving to LA so she can pursue her “singing career.” They could be in for a big surprise when they realize they will have to pay around 3 times as much for a home like this in LA. Maybe Sylvester Stallone has a house he can sell them.

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BRAVO’S “HOUSEWIVES” AND “SHAHS” MAKE A SPLASH IN NEW YORK





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Bravo flew a bunch of their top reality stars for some event in New York and put them all up at the Chelsea Hotel. It must have been quite a sight watching this group milling around the lobby. Atlanta Housewife NeNe Leakes is dressed to kill in red, with sparkly New Jersey Housewife Melissa Gorga equally ready for action. Shahs of Sunset star Reza Farahan is immaculately groomed and Beverly Hills Housewife Lisa Vanderpump is celebrating her spinoff show – to take place in her restaurant Sur. Who’s YOUR favorite?

WATCH FOR “REAL HOUSEWIFE” MELISSA GORGA AT YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET

If Melissa Gorga is as wealthy as she wants us to think, why did she take a job promoting vodka? “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” star lives in one of the biggest mansions in New Jersey and spends tons of money on clothes and frivolities. She says her very successful husband Joe (who installed a recording studio in the house for his wife) is a property developer who converts warehouses into condos. So we were surprised to learn that Melissa was making a personal appearance at our local Gelson’s supermarket in West Hollywood “signing autographs and talking about Voli light vodka.” Shoppers who saw her there reported that she was “prettier and smaller than she looks on TV.” One would think a wife with a house that opulent would be above supermarket demonstrations, but you never know!

MELISSA GORGA: GUIDO’S DREAM GIRL GOES TO THE BIG CITY



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Don’t tell her sister-in-law Teresa, but “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Melissa Gorga is getting an awful lot of attention on the street in New York – from passers-by and from photographers. And she doesn’t seem to mind at all. She just walked out of a building where she may or may not have had a meeting about her singing career. Either way, she looks hot in her polka dot dress and black wrap coat.

REAL HOUSWIVES SONGS AREN’T BURNING UP THE CHARTS


Ever since Atlanta “Real Housewives” participant Kim Zolciak recorded “Tardy for the Party,” other Housewives in the franchise have been scrambling to top her digital song sales of 101,000 downloads. Washington’s Michaele Salahi, despite her Journey connections, only had 122 downloads of her song “Bump It.” (Although that may improve with her love scandal) New Jersey Housewife Melissa Gorga has her own recording studio in her home, but her song “On Display” has so far had 8000 downloads. (Sister-in-law Teresa must be thrilled.)

NEW JERSEY HOUSEWIFE MELISSA HAD A LESBIAN LOVER!

The plot continues to thicken on the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Teresa Giudice, left, will be thrilled to learn that the National Enquirer has dug up some tasty dirt on her arch-rival sister-in-law Melissa Gorga, right. Melissa doesn’t mention much about her history before she attended New Jersey City University, but like many reality stars, her past has come back to haunt her. A high school friend named Jamie Bauer claims that they were lesbian lovers at Boca Raton high school in 1995. Melissa’s mother tried to break it up, but the torrid affair lasted 18 months until Melissa cheated with another girl!

NEW JERSEY HOUSEWIFE TERESA HAS MET HER MATCH

Teresa Giudice’s worst nightmare has come true. The infamous table-flipping star of Real Housewives of New Jersey was NOT happy when her sister in law was asked to join the cast (in fact Teresa threatened to quit, but didn’t.) Melissa Gorga is married to Teresa’s brother Joe, and the flashy women, who are described as “two of a kind,” have always been at odds. Teresa was the best-known “Housewife” until Melissa came on like gangbusters. Melissa’s incredible ego, acquisitiveness, and vanity, not to mention her sex-starved husband Joe, are stealing the show. The Gorgas’ antics even eclipsed the Giudice’s financial woes. (Above, Teresa on the left and Melissa, right)