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KHLOE KARDASHIAN WANTS TO CHANGE HISTORY

This vintage photo of the Kardashians and Jenners appeared on Instagram and we can only IMAGINE how upset Khloe must be – because she wasn’t able to photoshop her face! Everybody looks fresh and natural. It’s only a matter of time before she has the picture removed. Unless, of course, she’s come up with a method for photoshopping vintage photos. When there’s an app for that, Khloe will get it first!

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Wednesday, August 25, 2021

DAN LEVY: “I’M GONNA NEED A STIFF DRINK TO GET THROUGH THIS!”

Dan Levy arrived at the Cartier launch party in West Hollywood looking a LOT like his character David that we love from Schitt’s Creek, in ankle length pants. Haven’t we seen that sweater before? And those platform suede shoes! Besides doing a lot of TV commercials, Dan is now working on an animated comedy series for adults for Hulu called Standing By. It’s gotta be funny – Dan and the writer on Schitts Creek’s last two seasons, Ally Pankiw, are partnering up for this, and Dan is supplying a voice. It’s about a group of disgruntled guardian angels in charge of protecting dysfunctional humans – Dan plays a newly deceased cynical member of the group. Perfect casting.

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Wednesday, August 25, 2021

KANYE WEST IS LEAVING HIS FAMOUS NAME BEHIND

Kim Kardashian knows she is much better off just being “friends” with her soon-to-be ex-husband Kanye West. His latest eccentricity involves filing documents to legally change his name from Kanye Omari West to Ye. He’s been called Ye for quite awhile as an abbreviation/nickname, so it’s familiar to all. Kanye illogically explains that Ye is the most used word in the bible and it means “all of you,” implying that “we are one.” Can’t help but wonder if Kim and the kids’ names would have been affected by this if they were still together…

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Tuesday, August 24, 2021

LIZZO: WHAT’S WRONG WITH MY LOOKS?

Seems like only yesterday that Lizzo was in TEARS over online criticism of her appearance. She griped that her feelings were hurt because body shaming haters didn’t like her looks- she said they were fat-phobic and racist. After all that drama, Lizzo went out to dinner at the expensive restaurant Craig’s, dressed like THIS. Who is she kidding? If Charlize Theron went out looking like THIS- she’d get hateful comments too! ANYBODY would get bad reviews in this unappetizing look. Bad fashion is bad fashion…

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Tuesday, August 24, 2021

CARDI B: SUPER-HOT OR THE HEIGHT OF VULGARITY? VOTE FOR ONE

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Monday, August 23, 2021

ROD STEWART’S EX-WIVES AND KIDS ALL GET ALONG

While Rod Stewart is off in Europe somewhere with his latest family, it seems some of his children and ex-wives got together in Los Angeles. Kimberly Stewart posted this photo on Instagram. In the back row you can see Rod’s ex-wives Alana Stewart and former model Rachel Hunter, both looking good. In front: Renee Stewart (Rachel’s kid) and Alana’s daughter Kimberly with HER daughter Delilah Del Toro, next are Ruby and Liam (model Kelly Emberg’s kids) and Sean Stewart, Alana’s son. Rod has a total of eight children now. It’s nice that all the half siblings in this convoluted family make an effort to get together, even when Rod’s not around.

Photo: Instagram

Monday, August 23, 2021

FREE BRITNEY’S DOGS!

Okay, this Britney Spears business of “is she or isn’t she sane enough to care for herself?” just turned VERY serious when her dogs got involved. This is a woman who was determined to be incapable of raising her own sons. She was accused by her housekeeper and dog sitter of neglecting the health of two dogs we never knew she even HAD. We see lots of pics of Britney and her hot boyfriend, but NEVER the dogs. Most dog owners LOVE sharing photos of their dogs. Does she really care about them? Does posting topless photos of herself just take up too much of her time? Until Britney gets some kind of mental evaluation, we’d like to see her dogs go home with the sitter…

Photo: Instagram

Sunday, August 22, 2021

LORI HARVEY PREFERS “THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE”

One cannot deny that Michael B Jordan, 33, and Lori Harvey , 24, make a really beautiful couple – not even her father Steve Harvey, who likes Michael and admits he “didn’t care for Lori’s other boyfriends.” He MIGHT be referring to Lori’s last boyfriend – the dangerously handsome rapper Future. Future has 8 children with 8 different women, plus all the lawsuits and child support problems that go along with that lifestyle. The well-mannered Michael B has NOT been linked to many women and never had a playboy reputation. It must irk Future just a little bit that his ex-girlfriend Lori is now dating The Sexiest Man Alive.

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Sunday, August 22, 2021

JESSICA ALVES WANTS A WOMB TRANSPLANT SO SHE CAN GIVE BIRTH!

Jessica Alves is now in Brazil, hoping to become the first transgender woman to have a womb transplant. AND have a baby! It was only last February that she became a woman after sex reassignment surgery, and already she says she will only feel truly complete if she can give birth! We still wonder WHERE she gets the mountains of money she spends on surgeries, travel and designer clothes. Since her only known job was on Big Brother UK, she must have very indulgent parents. Apparently doctors in Brazil theorize that since womb transplants have been successful for women, they might work for a transgender woman. Womb donors would consist of dead donors or women who transitioned to become men and had wombs removed. (Think about it- someday there might be banks of donated sex organs available to aspiring transgender people!) Jessica, 38, has already frozen her sperm for her IVF pregnancy (with a donated egg) if she has a successful womb transplant. She’s hoping for a “brood of children.” Right now she’s taking tests and exams before the operation to make sure she’s an ideal candidate.

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Saturday, August 21, 2021

VOTE: SHOULD FABIO FINALLY CUT HIS HAIR?

90’s romance novel cover model Fabio is 62 now and still looking for the love of his life. He has maintained his famous physique – besides working out he also sleeps in a hyperbaric chamber to retain youth. Question is, should the “I can’t Believe it’s not Butter!” spokesperson- after all these years- cut his hair or keep it long? Above, he and former Real Housewife of Miami Joanna Krupa dined at Craig’s before Covid, but apparently no sparks flew.

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Thursday, August 19, 2021