Love him or hate him, this guy is a loudmouth who doesn’t hesitate to tell it like he sees it- but there’s one thing he NEVER talks about: his prostate problem. Long story short: he LEAKS! He likes to project an image of macho virility, but under his custom made suits are custom made “diapers.” He’s VERY self-conscious and has absorbent but undetectable “panty liners” sewn into all his underwear, to avoid wet spots. Thanks to his arrogant behavior, he has more than a few enemies and he’s terrified his secret will be exposed and he’ll be forever ridiculed!
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norm macdonald! hee hee hee
Les Moones?
Obviously this is the moron in the white house. Explains the too-big pants and his skin and hair tones.
POTUS
Ryan Seacrest
Alex Jones.
It’s 100% our sexual assaulter, paid off an underage girl after he allegedly raped her at a Jeffrey Epstein party, (allegedly) coke addicted orange insane in the brain president.
Um, who cares? This happens to plenty of older men AND women…especially women (of any age) who have gone through childbirth. This shouldn’t be embarrassing, nor should people be shamed for it.
barack obama
I’m going with the greasy grifter currently in the White House …
hope hicks had a helluva time ironing his pants whilst he was wearing them. gross.
HE LOVES TO PEE IN EVERY BED AROUND?
This is common and happens as one gets older. Why are you shaming someone over it? It could be a medical issue that can’t be helped.
Andrew Dice Clay
Jennifer Lopez
Louise, I also thought it was Andrew dice clay or the dad on the goldbergs.
James Woods
Hannity?
Ghouliani? We know he had prostate cancer with radiation seed treatment. Given the proximity to Rudy’s brains, that explains a lot!
Trump, hands (small) down. That explains all the leaks from the White House.