GUY RITCHIE COULDN'T FAKE IT WITH MADONNA ANY LONGER

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Madonna and Guy Ritchie have been living in limbo for months because they both felt their marriage was over, but didn’t know how or when to end it. Madonna wanted to postpone it until the end of her tour because that was convenient for HER. Meanwhile she’s had her exboyfriend (Lourdes’ father) Carlos Leon living in her New York apartment overseeing renovations in preparation for her living there. She and Carlos have become chummy of late. Guy didn’t like the fact that Madonna was trying to adopt an African baby girl even though their marriage was ending. He’s been happier than ever directing Sherlock Holmes in London and he finally asserted himself and insisted on announcing the split now and getting it over with. Friends say they have grown apart and are both better off separated – it’s the children who will complicate the divorce.

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28 thoughts on “GUY RITCHIE COULDN'T FAKE IT WITH MADONNA ANY LONGER

  1. Imagine being married to her? I hope Guy takes her to the cleaners!

  2. No pre-nup, eh?
    Watch Guy finally exact his just compensation for putting up with her shite these past 8 years.

  3. Madonna is a money hungry, control freak. Do any of you really believe there’s no pre-nup? Pulease! She’s not stupid and she knows her worth, Madge probably had the damn thing drafted a hundred times before she agreed to sign it.
    Good for Guy, he needs his balls back. I’m sure he realized it’s hard to function without them.

  4. I don’t see what any man sees in that wh0re Madonna anyway, unless I just answered my own question. LOL! She seriously needs to get her roots done, and she’s ugly. Her face is a mile long. I hope Guy takes her for every cent he can. He deserves it for tolerating her for the past 8 years.

  5. Yes Guy is finally free!!
    I have tried to post this 4 times and will keep
    trying but after this forget it…It has become to much of struggle!

  6. Rocco is the one I feel sorry for and Lourdes, heck even little David didn’t sign up for this crap.

  7. Now that A-Rod can have free access without having to sneak around, he’ll probably stay with her a while longer and then move on to more thrilling challenges. (especially after he gets a load of her face without make-up when waking up in the morn).
    I hope Guy gets the kids and takes her for at least $200 mill. I think, however, that there WAS a pre-nup. Vadge is a skanky whore, but not a dumb skanky whore.

  8. Madge should adopt the African girl she claims she wants. Then when Brad leaves his live-in slut, Angelina and Madge can live together, with TEN, the perfect number of kids. THEN they can travel the world, adopt even more kids and indulge themselves in what they really are: LESBIANS.

  9. When she wrote the $200 book called SEX, she really showed her true colors. Kelly Ripa has said publicly that she practically worships Madge. Mark Consuelos should cheat on her and burst her stupid bubble-head. But, back to Madonna, she is the dirtiest; give her enough rope and she’ll hang herself, and she is well on her way now. I hope Mrs. A-Rod corners her and beats the h*ll out of her.

  10. You would think that as cheap as Vadge is, she’d have the pre-nup tatooed on his behind.

  11. I don’t respect or admire this skanky man-arms whore atALL…she CAN’T carry a tune, her Performances are nothing but thinly veiled sex shows, and she BOUGHT a kid who HAD a living parent!!!!!!!!! She disgusts me, so does Angelina, going around scooping up children like collectible trinkets…”ooooo I want TWO from every nook & cranny of the world…oooo…and then I’ll mark the spot on my arm like a grocery lsit so I don’t forget what a moron I am!” They BOTH have been busy effing their way thru Hollywood, and elsewheres..self-destuctive skanks!

  12. Kudo’s to Guy! He finally cut the ties that bind.
    She’s a freak – he’s more normal. I hope the kids are OK. She’s such a mal-adjusted person. Maybe he’ll get the kids.
    Guy – you ROCK! Madge – you are a fame whore with next to no talent.

  13. Madonna is a filthy disgusting cheating pig. I hope
    Ritchie gets himself disinfected and takes this demonic and soulless garbage pail to the cleaners.

  14. There will be a big custody of Rocco,Guys going for full custody

  15. You forget, most of Hollyweird has sold their souls to the devil. Notice how all the brown eyes ase disappearing with rapid speed? Check out who’s on the published list@www.hollywoodzombies.com.
    These are women(Angelina, Britney, Madonna, et al) who’ve done just that and now, it’s time to pay up. How do you think they get everything.
    England does not recognize prenups even if they had one, which they don’t. Madonna will have to pay to get out of this marriage unless she caught Guy with some chick on the side, which he hasn’t.
    Guy’s looking at least, $88-$125 million!!

  16. They say she’s worth 525 million she’s so greedy why are her ticket prices so high, I can’t believe there’s people out there foolish enough to buy them. She’s moving back to New York did it ever occur to her that we don’t want her here.

  17. And……she couldn’t fake IT with Guy any longer. ROTFLMAO

  18. And……she couldn’t fake IT with Guy any longer. ROTFLMAO

  19. Guy is asking for only his clothes, his books and his balls, which have been stored by Madge in a safe deposit box since their wedding.

  20. GERARD, I notice that you post on most of the stories something crap or other having to do with what you term “FA**OTS”…you are a total douchebag…what the eff does anyone’s sexuality have to do with THIS story? MORON!! You need help, seriously, are YOU a closet queen? METHINKS your loud thrumpings of “manhood” are a tad limp-wristed…maybe YOU need wrist braces, you know, they sell those down at your corner drugstore, not too pricey, and you can use the plastic bag to put over your prejudiced fat moronic head afterwards. Good thinkin, huh? Fukwad!!

  21. OOOOOOOOOOOOO I’m soooo happy Guy is single again, he is so handsome and I want to try to meet him and see if I can “George Michael” him in the restroom sometime soon, hoepfully , if I can run into him, conveniently…I can’t WAIT!!!

  22. I used to be a huge fan of Madonna.
    But in the last few years I have seeN her SELFISHNESS turn her into an UGLY HAG.
    I mean, come on, if you are going to pretend to be so religiosa with her Kabalah and then treat a guy like TRASH, like she treats everyone, that tells me she will get the ugliest of BAD KARMA hit her back so severely. And she will deserve it!

  23. I used to be a huge fan of Madonna.
    But in the last few years I have seeN her SELFISHNESS turn her into an UGLY HAG.
    I mean, come on, if you are going to pretend to be so religiosa with her Kabalah and then treat a guy like TRASH, like she treats everyone, that tells me she will get the ugliest of BAD KARMA hit her back so severely. And she will deserve it!

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