Couple: Unsatisfied

They seemed like America’s sweethearts. It was a shock when they broke up because it looked like like they were made for each other. Career pressures and separations led to suspicions. They were both young and accused each other of cheating. But cheating wasn’t the REAL reason they split. Actually, SHE was never satisfied. HE wasn’t well endowed and she didn’t realize what she was missing until she had an affair!

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  1. I agree with Anonymous #1 … Witherspoon & Philippe.
    Although, in my opinion, Philippe would make up for the lack of endowment with his incredibly sexy butt!

  2. I don’t think Reese was ever accused of having an affair. But it is 100% for sure that Ryan did. Don’t think it’s them, sorry.

  3. as much as i’d like to agree on reese & ryan or jess & nick – they are not that young (jess is youngest in her mid-twenties).
    How about Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson?

  4. Jessica & Nick, there have been other posts about this exact issue. Except in the other post, names were given.

  5. It wasn’t Paula Abdul and Corey. He had her going wild over the black meat he was giving her!

  6. Not Diddy and J Lo either. The stories of him being her first are a joke…..maybe the first for some back door action but she had been ridden most often before he had it.

  7. i thought ‘they’ broke up because dad is creepy and weird and interfered with his daughters PERSONAL LIFE.

  8. Nick didn’t have a career to speak of nor did Ryan P when he split from the wifey.

  9. Jessica said ” that she was a virgin waiting for the right man” so my guess is Jessica & Nick

  10. It’s definitely Justin and
    Brittany. Ryan had a career folks, remember
    Flags of Our Fathers and Crash? And Jessica and Nick had a million other problems. And who in the hell ever thought Whitney and Bobby were perfect for each other when they first got married? Nobody I know.

  11. It can’t be Nick and Jessica, on one of the Newlywed episodes they were surprised Casey could hear their ‘loud noises’ from the bedroom. I think it was Dave and Carmen, he looks wimpy and besides he likes Tommy.

  12. It’s so obviously Nick & Jessica that anyone who guessed otherwise should just give up on BLIND ITEMS alltogether.

  13. Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal., but then he never showed her his male-wares.. so Jessica and the Nick-publicity-money pool pervert.

  14. cry me a river…
    totally justin and britney, who were very young and admittedly lost their virginities to each other.

  15. Well that would explain the less than trilled look on Vanessa’s face in the hot tub. She didn’t look like she was all that into it.

  16. It’s definitely Nick and Jessica because she made a remark about him being small in the man region after they split.

  17. It’s Dennis Quiad and Meg Ryan. Why: 1) she had the affair–with Russell Crowe 2) Janet’s hint: America’s Sweethearts (he was in that movie Everybody’s All-American, and for a while there, she was America’s sweetheart). Janet has some dish about these two, as this isn’t the first time she has put them in a blind item (the first time was the domestic abuse she suffered from Dennis, again over Russell).

  18. ^ Uh no.
    1) “They were both young”….Brad was 31 years old when he dated Gwyneth that’s not young.
    2. Gwyneth had plenty of boyfriends and was engaged to Donovan Leitch prior to Brad so it’s not like she was some unexpierenced chick.
    3. Why would Janet run a 10 YEAR old blind item?
    It’s Nick & Jessica, Jessica was a VIRGIN prior to marrying Nick.

  19. resse and ryan
    that was my first thought, and the majority of you seem to agree, so I am stickin to me desicion

  20. I lot of guesses here are ridiculous. The blind item implies the female was a virgin or very inexperienced. Except for Nick and Jessica, and Brittany and Justin, none of the guesses here fit.

  21. It was Justin and Britney She was a virgin when they met, they accused each other of cheating (the other guesses only one person was accused) plus they were Americas sweethearts at the time, and I read months ago that Britney had said that about Justin. Cameron then came back saying what great sex her and Justin had.

  22. Justin and Britney,because she make a joke about his lack after their break

  23. Justin and Britney,because she made a joke about his lack after their break

  24. jessica and nick – she was a virgin and didn’t know any other manmeat besides Nick’s until she cheated on him while filming Pukes of Hazard. Give her an inch and she’ll take a mile!!!

  25. Brannifer Jenniston and Jenrad Anpitt. She was never a virgin, and everyone knows he is (allegedly) hung like a flea.
    Sheeesh.

  26. This is going back a bit but… Julia Roberts and Keifer Sutherland? She starred in America’s Sweethearts.

  27. Nah – Kiefer’s well endowed; there was a shot of him nude in season two of 24 so it ain’t them!

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