Ok, we weren’t going to bother spreading this story, but whenever we tell it to anyone they encourage us to do so. So here we go. Keep in mind this is a RUMOR, but it explains a lot. The story goes that when Katie Holmes split with her exboyfriend Chris Klein in March 2005, she may or may not have realized she was pregnant with his baby. She started dating Tom in April, 2005, and according to this tale, when Tom found out she was expecting, he not only didn’t MIND , but he insisted on taking credit for the pregnancy. They abruptly got engaged in June 2005. Since the baby was scheduled to be born too soon into their relationship, Tom and Katie faked the birth date. She actually gave birth months EARLIER than the announced birth. She wore padding for the last few months after the REAL birth, and made sure she was photographed. In case you don’t remember, Suri’s announced April 18 birth was oddly undocumented – there were no hospital records or specifics. Where WAS Suri born? Tom and Katie didn’t want their baby photographed because it would be apparent that Suri wasn’t newborn. After a few months it’s not so easy to recognize a baby’s exact age. Have you noticed that Suri has uniquely slanted eyes like Chris Klein? Keep in mind this is simply a rumor – form your own conclusions.
Sounds like a great conspiracy theory to me. And what the heck is wrong with everybody? Why is everyone getting so defensive and uptight, it’s fun to speculate. Shutup and get over it.
How sad – bullying a child over her parentage.
You all are just being GLIB!
Wow, I’m believing it!
Do this google search…Chris Klein and Katie Holmes Photographs, and check out the very first Oceans photo of them. Suri’s eyes and eyebrows are definitely his! She looks just like daddy. I believe the theory 100%. They hid her teeth, photoshopped her…
Chris, ask for a DNA sample!
Suri is supposedly 4 months old right? That baby looks older then 4 months.
I’ve been saying this from DAY ONE! I can’t wait for Suri to tell all in a Vanity Fair interview in 20 years.
And she’s supposed to be just over 3 months in the VF photos. NO WAY!
That’s what I’ve said all along. Chris’s high hairline is exactly the same as Suri’s with the whispy straight hair. Same eyes. Katie had given Chris an ultimatum to marry her and he dumped her, so she went to Scientology for help. They gave her Tom and a future.
that baby in vanity fair is NOT a year old, anyone can see that…but she’d have to be if she was chris cline’s from when he and kate(ie) were together.
sally…you ask us to read up on Scientology?
what about those of us who HAVE? and know how much of a scam it is?
l ron hubbard has gone on record as ADMITTING it was a money making scam.
as far as I’m concerned, the Scientologist episode of South Park says it all. Is what they belive any more “retarded” than what Christians belive? as Stan says, “yeah, dude. that’s WAY more retarded.” add to that Isaac Hayes’ reaction to the episode and you have hypocrisy galore. he never minded when the show made fun of any religion until it made fun of scientology.
if you got suckered by their sales pitch, that’s your perogative, but don’t pretend that it’s not the wack-job cult that it is.
go rape a baby, m’kay?
MY problem with Cruise, however, is not his religion. it’s his arrogance and his belief that the public is too stupid to see the truth behind their relationship. It’s the way he berated Brooke Shields (forced apology notwithstanding…) and the way he went off on Matt Lauer. Yeah, Tommy boy knows WAY more than DOCTORS who have been studying this for CENTURIES.
and add to THAT the hypocrisy of them jamming their relationship down the public’s throat and parading their “love” at every turn, but crying for privacy once the baby is born. one or the other. You can’t court the publicity when it suits you and cry about it when it doesn’t.
There is only one way to know for sure and that is a Maury Povich paternity test.
There is only one way to know for sure and that is a Maury Povich paternity test.
As one of the bloggers who originally floated the theory, I think the pictures prove it. The baby looks to be about six months – not three – which would coincide with the strange Australia trip not an April birth. And poor Suri looks as much like Klein as Cruise.
Re eye color. Two browns can have a blue but not two blues a brown. Blue is recessive.
Katie sure looked happier then.
That is such crap! Look at that baby and tell me it’s not Tom’s!!! One photo of her looks just like him. And Chris may have slanted eyes but HELLO have you seen Katie’s? Get Real.
this is exactly what i thought!!! it also explains her changing bump! also, is it me, or does this baby’s hair look dyed??? totally.
really? i think the baby is josh hartnett’s. remember she dated him briefly between chris and tom. if it were chris’ she might be inclined to go back to him because of their relationship, but she hardly new josh.
I doubt many of you have not read up on Scientology past what you read on the web. I would really like to know where it is written where LRH says it’s a ‘money making scam’. If you think that, I am sure you haven’t ‘read up’ on the subject at all.
Trust me, you can’t actually make me think you have read up on the subject, I am not an idiot.
They didnt shove the relationship down any ones throat, media did, learn the difference. They didn’t ask for any of this.
Don’t get me started on Phsycs. If you really, REALLY, really knew the history of phsycs, you would agree Scientologist or not.
Just to give you a bit of my mind on that,
Phsycs made up a disease for black slaves who talked back to their masters
saying the cure is hard labor, shock treatment is still in use today, and still proves to do nothing but kill the brain, ‘doctors’ believed that having a seizures would cure the crazy so induced them on their patients the seizures were so violent that it would break backs and chip teeth, do you know how many wrongful deaths there are in phsyc wards, how many of them are children? No you fucking don’t! http://www.myspace.com/thetruthaboutpsychiatry
Go there and tell me what you think after that.
Phsycs vote on new disorders not research them.
To Blowhard,
You want to bet that Jason Lee and Beck don’t stand up for Scientologist? Maybe there is more than meets the eye. Just because you dont see it in the gossip media, doesnt mean they don’t support Scientology.
What the fuck, personality test tactics? Where do you guys get this bull shit?
There is one and only one reason why I defend Tom, he’s an artist. I have high respect for those whose craft is being an artist.
The rest is defending Scientology. I am sick and tired of people mocking up reasons why Scientology is ‘bad’. South Park, doesn’t bother me, I was a fan before and after I got into Scientology. I think they are disrespectful in many ways, but they don’t know any better and they them selves are a sort of artist. Also, it makes for great comedy.
It all depends on a persons integrity.
I wish we were aliens that way we would really mind control you all in to stop talking shit. But shit me not if that isn’t possible.
It’s really alarming to me that people are angered by some one being in love, so much that they make a fool of them self’s. Wow. It’s like now a days, if you see three year old boys singing and dancing or holding hands with another boy, they are gay. It’s not possible that maybe they are just happy. Tom, wanted to act a fool, so what? Tom is an activist for Scientology, so what? Are we now going to blast every opinion leader for supporting their religion?
Each one of you just might know someone who is a Scientolgist and not even know it.
But hey, if you want to get to know one, you can come to my house and have a serving of dead baby, a fine dish in alien world.
I believe it. Everyone knows Tom Cruise is too busy playing hide the sausage with John Travolta to impregnate anyone.
The baby looks half-asian. Kate’s eyes are slanted but not that slanted.
I do not believe Tom is the father. I also believe that Tom divorce Nicole because she became pregnant and he KNEW he wasn’t the father.
I believe the story although the baby’s eyes seem to slant like her mom’s
There was a story by a reliable source that floated around last year that Tom Cruise has had a long time relationship with an Asian pilot. Perhaps Tom is sterile and had his “friend” impregnate Katie, hence the Asian eye shape.
Tom needed her to be renamed “kate”, needed to decide when the wedding would be(after child of course) needed to go all around his film publicizing it with her and upcoming child, etc… the certificate is false, no argument about the brook sheilds nurse, the point was THE NURSE WAS THERE for shields, NOT for Cruise. Read before you speak. He is 100% weirded with power and really not straight.
Hey Anon, read this:
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You are wrong. The nurse was not there neither for Tom’s baby or Brooke. But it is the hospital’s procedure – according to the hospital representative – make her sign the certificate.
The certificate was legal, the only thing different from Brooke’s is that it was requested later and by an autorized person, but it IS LEGAL.
It was filed with the Los Angeles County Register-Recorder/County clerk and its validity was never put in question by the authority.
PS: Love the rumour… but as Vanity Fair insiders have said it took 20 plus days to shoot the threestome and another 3 days of digital “touch-ups”, how the hell do we know what the baby looks like… it could have two heads!
This is the truth about Suri. Now, we’ll all sit back & watch Suri do things only Chris does.
We get our taste buds from our fathers & our brains from our mothers. Some survey taken last year said that.
With that, we can watch Suri figure out which man is her father. Just like Liv Tyler & her sister. Eventually, her mother broke down & told her who her DNA father was.
I know that tabloids know what Chris likes to eat, where, how much, etc. This will be fun to watch when Suri is old enough to have Klein’s personality shine through & they come to loggerheads over the various things most parents get into with their teenagers.
I’m hoping the Gossip Writers will tell us more about Chris Klein and his habits . . . now that Suri is born!!
Our mother’s always tell us when were are ‘acting like our fathers’ when we disagree with them or when we fight!
This is going to be fun!!
i am a passport agent…i look at birth certificates ALL DAY LONG…i can tell you that child would be unable to get a passport with the birth certificate posted on the web…no SIGNATURE from the vital records office…just those “initials” that have nothing to do with the name listed…
also, it is VERY, VERY UNUSUAL for a parent not to sign a birth certificate…that whole “thing” stinks…
Suri is beautiful but no way is she Tom’s. The picture of Chris looks like her so much !! She could definately be his child.
Suri is beautiful but no way is she Tom’s. The picture of Chris looks like her so much !! She could definately be his child.
Suri is beautiful but no way is she Tom’s. The picture of Chris looks like her so much !! She could definately be his child.
Suri is beautiful but no way is she Tom’s. The picture of Chris looks like her so much !! She could definately be his child.
To the Scientologist: you need to learn to spell!!!
Does Scientology school teach that? I doubt it!
go to perezhilton.com to see pics of klien beside suri
My boyfriends birth certificate does not have his name on it still to this day. Does that mean his dad isn’t his dad? He also looks like several other people walking this earth, that must really explain it.
I am so glad these are facts we go by.
No one knows for sure the paternity of the baby (unless a test is done), but there is no way in hell that baby is only three or four months old. Try seven or eight months old.
Even if it is Tom’s, that baby popped out of her in January or February at the latest. I don’t believe the April 18th birthdate for a minute.
Also, kudos to the person who brought up Josh Hartnett. His eyes have a little bit of a slant to them – hell, it could be his baby as well. We don’t know and won’t know unless someone somewhere spills the beans.
Will everyone look at the Vanity cover picture? Tom’s hairline and Suri’s are EXACTLY the same. It’s his child – she’s beautiful.
I am not going to say what happened to Lisa is true or not. Hey for all I know it could be true. It is true, a lot of people out there learn about Scientology, and then turn around take Scientology for their own and manipulate it to how they want it to work. It’s sad and very unfortunate. There could very well be murders out there who claim to be Sociologist, drug takers, rapist, but they are indeed not Scientologist in the eyes of those who do honestly practice their lives as a Scientologist, by the book. How many murders are there out there that are Christian, Catholic, Mormon, Atheist? Or should I say consider themselves to be.
We have Muslims doing what they think is Gods or Alah work and that means killing those who are evil. There are American Muslims who don’t agree with that at all.
So if that one web site is your extent to your knowledge about Scientology, great, keep it.
If you even just read the creed of Scientology you would have a better understanding of What Scientology stands for.
But if you seek bad things about Scientology, then that is what you will find, and I will be the first to admit there are bad apples to the bunch.
But look around, it’s everywhere no matter what religion. It’s the fucking Internet, there are going to be good and bad sides to everything. There is always going to be some one against something.
If I wanted to learn something about Hitler, I would find a book, not the Internet. I don’t approve what he did, but I would like to more than what I can find on the Internet. Same for photography, film, acting, cooking, ect.
There are sites out there explaining that the Holocaust never was, I am glad there are books out there that prove those sites wrong.
OK Sally,
I want to know one thing about Scientology.
Who is Xenu?
And don’t give me the shit about “read Dianetics”.
I’m ASKING YOU.
You don’t have to answer my question but telling me to read Dianetics to this question is not an appropriate answer, it’s a diversion.
If I were to ask a Christian who was Jesus Christ, they would NEVER tell me to go read the Bible. They would answer my question as best they could, give me their bible and insist I attend their church’s services to learn more about their faith.
If were to ask a Muslim “who is Allah?” they would tell me what they knew about Allah, give me a copy of the KORAN and insist I attend their mosque’s services to learn more about their faith.
“Read Dianetics and ignore what the media has to say about Scientology” is an utter bullshit answer to a direct question about Scientology.
And it’s an answer that leads me to believe you all really DO believe in Xenu!
I don’t know about a Xenu.
It sounds made up. Read the site you learned it from.
Looks like xenu.net is a Scientology hate site. Lol.
Go there and find out what you need to find out to feel better.
Don’t read Dianetics, fine with me.
You know more about Xenu than I do.
It’s pretty crazy what people will say about things they don’t know about.
I am just an normal actress, trying to make it like the rest of you. Sucks I have to put up with people who think I am an Alien because I am also a Scientologist.
P.s. What does Xenu have to do with Dianetics?
Oh fucking Jesus!
This is stupid!!
No Sally, I was asking a question.
I don’t think you are alien,I don’t know you.
You say you don’t know what Xenu is, so we can leave it there.
who is xenu?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu
“In Scientology doctrine, Xenu (also Xemu) is an alien ruler of the “Galactic Confederacy” who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living, and continue to wreak chaos and havoc today.”
“Criticism of the Church of Scientology often brings to light the story of Xenu. The Church has tried to keep Xenu confidential;[1] critics claim revealing the story is in the public interest, given the high prices charged for OT III, part of Scientology’s secret “Advanced Technology” doctrines taught only to members who have already contributed large amounts of money to the organization.[2]
The Church avoids making mention of Xenu in public statements and has gone to considerable effort to maintain the story’s confidentiality, including legal action on the grounds of both copyright and trade secrecy. Despite this, much material on Xenu has leaked to the public.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu
I hope everyone is skipping past the Scientology bore like I am. Bleh. But the rumor? Delicious! If it’s been around, I never heard it so putting it all together, it sort of makes sense. I agree with whoever said if they had just been quiet at the beginning of the relationship, this whole thing wouldn’t be so much of an issue.
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Even members of the Church of Scientology who know of Xenu will publicly deny the existence of space opera doctrines, or attempt to minimize their importance. Scientology has many graduated levels through which one can progress. Many who remain at lower levels in the church are unaware of much of the space opera doctrines, which mostly begin at Operating Thetan level three, or “OT III”. [21] Because the information imparted to members is to be kept secret from others who have not attained that level, the member must publicly deny its existence when asked. OT III recipients must sign a waiver promising never to reveal its secrets before they are given the manila envelope containing the Xenu knowledge. [22] It is knowledge so dangerous, members are told, anyone learning this material before he is ready could die.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu
I’ve heard this same thing from about four different people (entertainment industry insiders, too. Not just people making it up).