Worst Dressed

Bad Fashion Jason Momoa Lisa Bonet Oscars Worst Dressed

JASON MOMOA AND LISA BONET: CUTEST COUPLE IN WORST OSCAR OUTFITS

It goes without saying that we love Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet – they are adorable and one of our FAVORITE Hollywood couples. But this year’s Oscars didn’t bring out the best in them. They really TRIED with color coordination – pink would have been hot – dreary mauve, not so much. Actually their outfits both look homemade in terms of fit and design – Jason’s ill-fitting velvet suit is STRAINING and too tight for that big frame of his. Lisa’s dress is a little too thrift shop looking. A for effort, but F for result.

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By Janet / February 25, 2019
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Bad Fashion Celine Dion Worst Dressed

CELINE DION: TIME TO FIRE YOUR STYLIST!

Who in their right mind let Celine Dion walk out of her hotel looking like this! And she’s in Paris, no less! From head to toe this get-up is an unflattering nightmare. This woman is worth 700 million dollars and you’d never guess it by looking at her now. Celine’s hairdresser should be fired also for encouraging these severe bun hairstyles. Celine is tallish and model slim – there’s no excuse for her looking like a clown!

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By Janet / January 26, 2019
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Bad Fashion Natalie Portman Worst Dressed

NATALIE PORTMAN: WORST DRESSED THIS WEEK

Natalie Portman looks like she raided Joan Collins’ Dynasty closet for this 1980’s inspired catastrophe. Although we don’t think Joan would have been caught dead in it! It’s startling to see such a pretty young woman in such a gaudy and matronly dress The glitzy gold and silver combination almost hurts your eyes – and that black velvet bow with jewelry hanging off it! The 80’s were not actually THIS bad…

Above, Natalie Portman is promoting her film Vox Lux at the Venice Film Festival

By Janet / September 4, 2018
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Salma Hayek Worst Dressed

SALMA HAYEK IS WORST DRESSED AGAIN – IN GUCCI!

How does Salma Hayek manage to be one of the worst dressed celebrities – in spite of the fact that her husband, Francois-Henri Pinault, is a mogul in the world of designer fashion? Salma is a beautiful and curvy woman who is lucky to be able to choose anything she wants from the most fabulous design houses. But she goes out looking like THIS! Believe it or not, this shapeless and shiny flower print dress is Gucci! It succeeds in making the wearer look shorter and wider. Salma is becoming quite dependable in her bad fashion choices…

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By Janet / August 16, 2018
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Best Dressed Katy Perry Met Gala Worst Dressed Zendaya

WORST AND BEST DRESSED AT THE MET GALA

WORST: Katy Perry should FIRE her stylist or whatever designer put her in this get-up. Not only is it sadly reminiscent of a tacky Victoria’s Secret angel costume, but it’s downright unflattering to the max. And we’re betting Katy took up more room than any other person at the party. SOMEBODY had to be Worst Dressed and Katy was winner by a mile.

BEST: There were lots of creative and glamorous gowns (except Rihanna – ditch that Pope hat!) but we fell in love with the simplicity and power of Zendaya’s Joan of Arc look. It almost looks like it’s made of metal and radiates with female power – but not hyper-sexuality. The 21 year old singer/actress (and former Disney star) just oozes female superiority.

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By Janet / May 7, 2018
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Actors Who Want to be Rockstars Jared Leto Worst Dressed

IS JARED LETO THE WORST DRESSED MAN IN THE WORLD?

30 Seconds to Mars singer Jared Leto wears skirts as often as he wears pants – sometimes both at once. He’s been called a maximalist (the opposite of a minimalist) because he creatively layers in unexpected combinations – often reminiscent of the better dressed homeless. GQ magazine has laughingly labeled him The Worst Dressed Man in the World but we are amused by his combination of designer Gucci and thrift store attire. (Gucci is also amused – they sponsor his tours.) We like the mixed plaid, but we can live without that Jesus hair and beard.

Above, the band performed in Glasgow

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By Janet / March 25, 2018
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Flea Red Hot Chili Peppers Worst Dressed

FLEA: WORST DRESSED ROCK STAR THIS WEEK

Red Hot Chili Pepper musician Flea (real name Michael Balzary) paid a quick visit to a Malibu market with a female friend and the look on her face might be revealing. Flea, 55, looks AWFUL from head to toe (those puffy pants!) but he happens to be married to a gorgeous Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, Frankie Rayder. Frankie is four inches taller than Flea, but he must be doing something right because they’ve been married since 2005 and have a daughter.

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By Janet / March 11, 2018
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Amy Schumer Worst Dressed

AMY SCHUMER LOOKS LIKE A NERVOUS LIBRARIAN

Amy Schumer was a presenter and didn’t win any trophies at the DGA Awards, but she’s in the running for Worst Dressed. We love comedienne Amy for supporting equal rights for women, but there’s nothing funny about this matronly navy blue frock. Maybe she’s trying to look serious. The sweat stains imply that she’s more frazzled than she appears – and if she borrowed this dress, the lender won’t be happy.

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By Janet / February 4, 2018
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Jennifer Connelly Louis Vuitton Worst Dressed

JENNIFER CONNELLY: CHEER UP – EVEN LOUIS VUITTON MAKES MISTAKES

Judging by this dress, Jennifer Connelly has a lot to be depressed about – hence her demeanor at the Lincoln Center event honoring Louis Vuitton. We’re assuming this is an LV creation and find it quite disturbing. The print is reminiscent of poor people’s wallpaper in the Depression era. The strange bodice looks like an oversize white bra is falling off her shoulders. Can you imagine anyone actually PAYING Louis Vuitton prices for this frock?

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By Janet / November 30, 2017
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