Underwear

SOMEWHERE THERE'S A LANDFILL FULL OF EDDIE MURPHY'S UNDERWEAR

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Eddie Murphy came up. They agreed that he is probably the most demanding and arrogant celebrity they ever worked with. Eddie doesn’t believe in recycling. Every morning when he’s shooting a movie he demands a new set of special underwear and socks with the TAGS still attached. He puts it on, and at the end of the day THROWS IT AWAY. (Nothing is washed and re-used.) His motor home is stocked with toiletries like mouthwash and toothpaste and beverages, etc. EVERYTHING that has been opened is THROWN AWAY at the end of the day. He won’t use an opened bottle of mouthwash! Is he afraid someone will try to poison him or is he just power-mad? Can someone explain this insanity?

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DITA VON TEESE DIDN’T GET THAT HOURGLASS FIGURE FROM WONDERBRA

Dita Von Teese ‘s new vintage inspired underwear line for Wonderbra is now available across Europe. Why not the USA? Are Americans less sophisticated about lingerie than Europeans? Maybe Wonderbra fears that Americans are too puritanical. Who knows. But we do love the 50’s shapes and 40’s fabrics that Dita used in her designs. One thing even Europe might not be ready for yet is Dita’s waist cincher.

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MILEY CYRUS KNOWS WHERE THE BOYS ARE

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Photo Credit: Splash News

Gay men across America (and quite a few women) are turning away from their online dating services and preparing to attend church this weekend – inspired by Miley Cyrus. Last Sunday Miley was photographed leaving church with her hunky new boyfriend Justin Gaston, 20, and he appears to be holding a bible. So THAT’S where the hot Abercrombie & Fitch models spend their free time! Justin, who also models underwear, has become quite friendly with Miley’s family and they all have something in common – they believe in dressing DOWN for church. Especially Billy Ray.

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ANDERSON COOPER SHOWERS IN HIS UNDERPANTS!

andersoncutThe high price of fame! Anderson Cooper is the talk of the Equinox gym where he works out in the Time Warner Center in New York city. Naturally the sexually ambiguous “silver fox” attracts a lot of attention from both sexes so he takes precautions. Everyone knows camera phones are easy to smuggle anywhere, so sensible Anderson reportedly showers IN HIS UNDERWEAR. Boxer briefs, to be exact.

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