Tell Alls

MADONNA TELL-ALL BOOK: IS THAT ALL THERE IS?

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Bits and pieces of Christoper Ciccone’s book “Life with My Sister Madonna “ are leaking out, and it’s not as shocking as we hoped. Christopher admits that when her husband Guy Ritchie came into Madonna’s life, it was the death knell for Chris’s relationship with his sister. He describes Guy as a “man’s man” who isn’t bothered by homophobic humor. In other words he laughs at gay jokes. Not a good thing, but so far that’s the worst thing he’s said about Guy. He also thinks they won’t divorce because they are committed to staying married. Let’s hope the book is juicier than the leaks.

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IT'S TIME FOR GUY RITCHIE TO START WORRYING ABOUT THE NEW MADONNA TELL-ALL

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Newsflash! We’ve got an update on the Madonna book written by her brother Christopher. We’re hearing that the book doesn’t really say awful things about Madonna – we already KNOW most of the awful things about her. But Christopher DOES have some startling revelations about Madonna’s husband Guy Ritchie! Christopher and his brother-in-law Guy never got along, and Chris will tell us WHY. Needless to say, Madonna doesn’t want her husband’s rep – what’s left of it- further diminished.

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WILL CHRIS'S MEMORIES OF MADONNA LIVE UP TO OUR EXPECTATIONS?

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Christopher Ciccone’s book “Life With My Sister Madonna” is coming out July 15 and we can hardly to get our hands on it! Chris was Madonna’s constant companion for the most tempestuous years of her career and private life. (See 80’s photos above: The top one is amazing. Chris is on the bottom left.) As Madonna got more and more homes, she hired Chris to decorate. Madonna’s husbands and boyfriends DID have a problem with Chris and his hard-partying gay friends. As we recall, he became very full of himself and eventually turned on his sister. Certainly he had a drug problem. But he was THERE for her most interesting years and experiences and we know that his scandal-loving cowriter Wendy Leigh has squeezed every lurid detail out of him. Chris certainly hasn’t aged as well as his self disciplined sister.

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RAY J'S NOT READY TO TELL ALL- YET

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Apparently Ray J was as surprised as we were when we heard the rumor that he is writing a tell-all book about his sexual conquests in Hollywood – sort of like a male version of Karrine “Superhead” Steffens’ book. The rumor went on to say that Ray bragged that he has bedded 1100 women – including, of course, his porn video costar Kim Kardashian. Presumably, the list also includes his recent companions Whitney Houston and Lil’ Kim. We figure this book could cost Ray a LOT of female friends, so we contacted his spokesperson who declared “There IS no book.” It seems certain people have been pressuring Ray to write such a book- whether he breaks down, remains to be seen.

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