Tell Alls

CALVIN KLEIN’S OBSESSION WITH NICK GRUBER

According to Page Six, Calvin Klein was not thrilled to learn that his hurricane damaged NYC triplex might be unlivable for six months, but the fashion designer has bigger problems. His ex-boyfriend Nick Gruber’s tell-all (aptly titled “Obsession: My Life With Calvin Klein”) has been picked up by a publishing house and from what we’ve seen, it’s a shocking and fascinating story. We sneaked a peek at the first chapter and were surprised to learn HOW Nick and Calvin met. Nick was 20 and in the army and moonlighted as a gay porn star and high priced escort! A pimp who caters to the Velvet Mafia introduced them! Nick was drawn into NY society and there are LOTS of juicy details! As we told you, Nick, who claims to be straight, is now in a relationship John Luciano (somehow related to the infamous Lucky Luciano) in Los Angeles, and still dates women.(?)

MONICA LEWINSKY’S TELL-ALL: SHE DOESN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY

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Rumor has it Monica Lewinsky is shopping a sizzling and graphic tell-all about her Clinton relationship to publishers in New York. It’s been 14 years since the sex scandal humiliated Bill and Hillary Clinton and they would be devastated to have the subject brought up again. Reps for Bill are said to have contacted Monica and pleaded with her not to write the book. Monica is 39 and single now, and although she no longer has a handbag business she did earn a masters degree in social psychology. Certainly she could use some extra money. We’re betting she won’t HAVE to write a book and she’ll end up with LOTS of money! If she does Bill a favor and shelves the tell-all, we predict he will be INCREDIBLY generous and make sure she has no money worries….

ROMAN POLANSKI’S RAPE VICTIM IS WRITING A BOOK AND IT’S ABOUT TIME

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Can’t imagine why it took so long, but the woman who was raped by the loathsome Roman Polanski in 1977 when she was 13 has signed a deal to write a book about the appalling story. Samantha Geimer has publicly “forgiven” Polanski in the past but many people are still appalled by the details of the crime. “Rosemary’s Baby” director Polanski plied an aspiring 13 year old with champagne and quaaludes and raped her at Jack Nicholson’s house. Granted, this happens in Hollywood all too often, but she was THIRTEEN. Polanski was indicted on 6 felony counts and ended up serving only 42 days in prison for “psychiatric observation.” When he was released, he feared further punishment and fled back to France. What was WRONG with the legal system in those days? Who got paid off for all this leniency? Hopefully Samantha and her lawyer, who’s collaborating with her, will point the finger of guilt where it belongs.

SOON SCIENTOLOGY WILL BE BECKONING YOU FROM YOUR TV

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After this summers events, we wouldn’t be surprised to hear that Scientology leader David Miscavige had jumped off the tallest Scientology building. His own niece, Jenna Miscavige Hill, has written a tell-all book about her life in the cult. Jenna’s parents left the organization when she was 16 and she wasn’t allowed to have contact with them. After six miserable years, SHE left also and reunited with her family. She promises a lot of new information about the “upper ranks” of Scientology. (More?) Meanwhile, David Miscavige and his flock are planning to retaliate against all their bad press by starting up 24 hour Scientology propaganda broadcasting from the KCET Studios they purchased in Hollywood (and aren’t paying taxes on) last year. Be careful, they might be recruiting YOU in the middle of the night!

CALVIN KLEIN DOES NOT WANT HIS EXBOYFRIEND TO WRITE A LURID TELL-ALL

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Calvin Klein must have some VERY dark secrets he doesn’t want exposed, because he seems really worried at the prospect of his former boyfriend Nick Gruber writing a tell-all book about their two year affair. Since they split, former adult star Nick has moved to Los Angeles where he took up with John Luciano, who is somehow related to the Lucky Luciano crime family. When Calvin heard about Nick’s new boyfriend he sent a private investigator (and former NY cop) named James >Harkins to LA to snoop around and ask questions about the pair. (Above photo, Calvin and Nick in happier days, and below, Nick and Luciano after a shopping spree)

TELL-ALL: MY GAY ROMANCE WITH JOHN TRAVOLTA

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The John Travolta saga continues. Last week The Enquirer revealed that John had a six year affair with his pilot Doug Gotterba in the 1980’s and the pilot avoided commenting. Now Gotterba has changed his tune to put it mildly, and he has plans to write a tell-all book about his romance with Travolta. We can already picture the Scientologists rushing to offer the pilot money NOT to write the book. Either way, Gotterba will profit nicely from the relationship. And why shouldn’t he? Masseurs and hotel workers continue to come forward with accusations against John who has been amazingly indiscreet though the years.

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GREGG ALLMAN: “CHER HAD THE FILTHIEST MOUTH IN SHOW BUSINESS!”

Cher’s exhusband Gregg Allman has written a book (“My Cross to Bear”) and judging from what he reveals, he and Cher aren’t that friendly any more. When they met in 1973, The Allman Brothers were a pretty big deal and hard-core heroin addicts, but Cher had barely heard of them. Gregg said Cher had “the filthiest mouth in show business” and his band “didn’t know what to think of her.” He managed to conceal his drug use until after they were married (SHE proposed and flew him to Las Vegas.) He hated the fact that whenever they wanted to go out for a quiet dinner there would be 35 photographers waiting for them outside the restaurant. (He implied that SHE alerted them.) The last straw about their relationship was about the music – Allman was glad Cher never asked him what he thought of her singing because “she’s NOT a very good singer.

SEX ISN’T TIGER WOODS’ ONLY PROBLEM

Tiger Woods should have been nicer to his former golf swing coach Hank Haney because the observant coach who was with him for six years, has written a tell-all book called “The Big Miss.” The NY Post revealed in an excerpt that coach Haney says that Tiger refers to his hired help as “friends” but doesn’t treat them that way. The coach says that when Tiger finished his dinner in a restaurant – and he was a fast eater – he’d get up and leave without a word and expect everyone to follow, even if they were still eating. And that included his wife Elin! And Tiger thought it was funny to be cheap – when they got takeout, Haney would have to pick up the food and pay for it too. Tiger also had a mean sense of humor – at one tournament Tiger had to share a room with another golfer who happened to be a devout Christian. Tiger immediately purchased the adult-movie 24 hour package and turned the TV on. He thought it was hilarious watching the guy ignore the porn and try to act natural. Not really that surprising, we never thought good manners and good sense were Tiger’s thing.

COURTNEY LOVE AND HER ASSISTANT WILL TELL DIFFERENT SIDES OF HER STORY

Last September, Courtney Love, 47, signed a book deal to publish her memoirs and agreed to dictate her story to a professional writer. She wanted to “set the record straight” about among other things, her stormy life, her marriage to Kurt Cobain, and relationship with her daughter. She has a 2012 deadline and we wonder if she will meet it. Meanwhile her former assistant is shopping around a juicy tell-all called “Get Me a Xanax!” (We LOVE that title!) about the year she spent working for Courtney. The tormented assistant, Jessica Labrie, promised to reveal how Courtney destroys potential romances, deludes herself about drug use while claiming she’s clean and sober, and maybe how she set her apartment on fire. We hope Jessica gets a deal because THIS is the book we’re dying to read!

HER EXBODYGUARD MESSED UP BRITNEY SPEARS’ WEDDING HAPPINESS

Britney Spears may be over the moon about her engagement and upcoming wedding, but the mood is somewhat dampened by her former bodyguard. Fernando Flores sued Britney in 2010 for sexual harassment while on the job but he wasn’t successful so now he’s decided to write a luridly detailed book about his time with Britney. And it won’t be pretty. Flores claims that besides being hygiene challenged, Brit flounced around the house nude and tried to seduce him, and that she was short-tempered with her sons. Fernando is currently in talks with a publisher to write a million dollar tell-all.