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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

We take all forms of sexual abuse seriously, but this new face of the #MeToo movement might regret coming forward with her tale. Why? She only told half of the story and the half she left out unfortunately makes her look maniacal. During her relationship with her alleged abuser she was violent and aggressive herself and she doesn’t know IT’S ALL ON TAPE! Her then-lover had secret cameras all around his home and SHE is captured physically and verbally attacking HIM. Embarrassing. We’re betting this case will never make it to court.

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JUSTIN BIEBER’S MANAGER SCOOTER BRAUN CAN BE MORE OBNOXIOUS THAN HIS CLIENT

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We LOVE the NY Daily News for calling Justin Bieber’s manager Scooter Braun a LIAR because he really has it coming. Last year the paper heard about the Bieber video that recently made headlines because Justin told a racist joke. A reporter reached out to Braun for comments. Not only did Braun deny the tape EXISTED – he tried to blame it on a Bieber imposter! Then he threatened to “destroy” the paper if they ran the story! All this instead of a simple and civilized “I’ll look into it and call you back.” Of course the tape eventually surfaced and Justin, who was only 15 at the time it was made, apologized profusely. In this case Justin was the mature and civil one, while his manager proved to be an obnoxious liar.
(Above: Scooter, Justin and Usher)

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OUR HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT CAME TO LIFE AND HARVEY LEVIN TOLD A LIE!

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Back in March of 2011 we featured a Hollywood Whodunit about a “squeaky clean sensation” who foolishly dropped the “n” bomb on tape and it landed in the hands of TMZ. The unnamed performer involved was Justin Bieber, who was 15 at the time, telling jokes using the forbidden word. Recently UK’s Sun newspaper revealed the tape and TMZ soon followed. TMZ claims to have NOT exposed the tape originally because Justin was “young,” but actually they made a DEAL. If Justin agreed to appear on the TMZ show they would shelve the tape. Hid DID appear on the show and had everyone wondering WHY at the time. Now you know why. And TMZ did NOT withhold the tape for any honorable reasons – they forced Justin to appear on their show! By the way, expect MORE incriminating Bieber tapes very soon!

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MEL GIBSON: NO LONGER THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE

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Mel Gibson,58, has done a great job of disguising himself. He showed up in Cannes to promote his movie The Expendables 3 with this highly unattractive beard. Remember, Mel was once voted “Sexiest Man Alive” by People magazine and no one protested. His pretty face was the ticket to Mel’s success (who didn’t love Mad Max?) but now it’s totally and voluntarily covered. He’s about to start filming another move, Blood Father soon, and we bet the facial hair will be gone. He must be secretly thrilled by the Donald Sterling tape scandal, having barely survived his own tape scandal. Coincidentally, both Donald and Mel were taped by their girlfriends! At least Mel knows he’s not the only dumb guy in Hollywood.

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CHER: IT WAS NO EASY TASK PULLING THIS LOOK TOGETHER FOR BURLESQUE PREMIER

Did anyone happen to notice how incredibly complicated Cher’s dress at the London premier of “Burlesque” was? It actually diverted attention away from the movie’s disappointing boxoffice performance. Cher’s goth-inspired Julian McDonald gown was customized to give her a little more skirt coverage but as you can see by the back and front views it must be a chore to put the outfit together. Adding to the fun was the tiny piece of tape near Cher’s earring that had observers speculating that her flawless neck and face might be pulled back with tape under her wig. Imagine how many hours Cher spent getting ready for this event – Burlesque producers should give her a bonus.