Beard

JIM CARREY HAS NEVER LOOKED WORSE

But he doesn’t HAVE to look this bad.  This photo of Jim Carrey was taken early in the pandemic when he advised everyone to grow beards until the pandemic was OVER and then shave them off to celebrate. This was a bad idea for more than one reason. The first reason being that BEARDS- especially grey beards- make any man look decades OLDER and monumentally less attractive. (I remind readers of this as often as possible) The second reason for NOT having a beard is that they attract and hold GERMS- yes- COVID germs too! Paramedics and health officials are always advised to shave. Maybe we can blame BEARDS for contributing to this pandemic that never seems to end…

 

Photo: World Wildlife Foundation

JOHN STAMOS: WITH AND WITHOUT

Further evidence backing up my declaration that no attractive man ever looked better with a beard: Which fellow in these photos would you rather date? The grizzly guy with the (probably) dyed beard in the top photo who doesn’t look like he’s worked for awhile? Hmmm..The older photo on the bottom reveals John Stamos BEFORE the facial hair, when he was a good looking – and trustworthy looking – guy…

 

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WHAT HAPPENED TO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

Any of you readers who disagree with my claim that NO DECENT LOOKING MAN EVER LOOKED BETTER WITH A BEARD are invited to take a close look at this photo that Jessica Biel posted on Instagram. Jessica looks perfectly nice, but her husband Justin Timberlake has lost his youthful popstar good looks thanks to that horrendous beard. Beards are NOT a man’s best friend!

Photo: Instagram

FURTHER PROOF THAT BEARDS MAKE ATTRACTIVE MEN LOOK AWFUL

Would you look twice sat this man? Probably not. Why do attractive men grow grey beards that make them look older and less clean? We have been trying to solve this mystery for years with no success. Men spend time and money for equipment to maintain these unappealing beards , simply because they see other guys growing them. There is a whole generation of young women who are unaccustomed to seeing clean- shaven guys. In the future these men might look back and wince at what they used to think was appealing…
By the way, the dude above is Chris Pine (He looked better as Captain Kirk)

 

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ZAYN MALIK COVERED UP HIS BIGGEST ASSET

Been wondering why you haven’t seen Zayn Malik around lately? Could be because he doesn’t look the same! Some men just don’t appreciate what they have. Zayn Malik has always stood out of the crowd because of his exceptional good looks. He might not have been the best singer in One Direction, or the most charming, but he WAS the hottest. His anxiety about performing doesn’t work well with his now solo career. Funny – he took the one thing he could depend on, and covered it with a scraggly BEARD. Now he looks like any other guy on the street…

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SETH ROGEN: A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION!

We cannot allow this moment to go uncelebrated! Seth Rogen shaved off his beard – and most of his hair, too! Of course, it’s the beard that matters. He posted this photo to announce the fact. In all the years we’ve been observing Seth Rogen, (starting with Knocked Up, 2007) we have never seen his face without hair on it- sometimes shaggy stubble, sometimes a full beard. He always looked older than his actual age.( Yes, beards are AGEING – he’s only 39!) So it’s revelation to actually see what Seth looks like – and he looks perfectly fine! He didn’t NEED that beard he was hiding behind! Hopefully other men will take a hint from this and shave off that awful facial hair that NOBODY really likes…

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WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

Liev Schreiber is in Venice, Italy, relaxing between scenes of his currently filming movie “Across the River and into the Trees.” It’s another melancholy all-male oriented script based on an Ernest Hemingway book of the same name. It takes place after WWII – Liev Schreiber plays a 50 year old heroic American Colonel with a terminal illness, who reminisces about his traumatic war experiences back in the locations in Italy where he fought. To his astonishment, he falls in love with a MUCH younger woman (surprise, surprise!) he meets there and spends the end of his life with her. It may be sentimental, but it sure sounds DEPRESSING, and we won’t be getting in line to see it. The WRONG part of the above photo is Liev’s very trendy beard which you would NEVER see on the face of a uniformed American Colonel in those days…

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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: TIME TO TERMINATE THAT BEARD!

We are hoping that as men (especially mature men) become more aware of the need for sanitation during the coronavirus pandemic, that they will SHAVE OFF those awful germ-laden beards. They might just realize how much better they look without hairy faces. Particularly unflattering, yet popular among older men, is the habit of growing a GREY or WHITE beard with dark obviously dyed hair on the head. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s hairdresser Giuseppe Franco should know better than to let him walk around like THIS…

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MICHAEL SHEEN: FURTHER PROOF THAT A GREY BEARD IS NOT MAN’S BEST FRIEND

Michael Sheen, 50, is taking a stroll with his Swedish girlfriend Anna Lundberg, 25, and he looks more like her grandfather than the object of her affection. (Yes, he used to date Sarah Silverman) Michael and Anna had only been dating for a few months when aspiring actress Anna became pregnant and she gave birth to their daughter Lyra in September. Michael already has a 20 year old daughter, Lily, with Kate Beckinsale, and to his credit, seems like an involved father. Hopefully, Michael is maintaining the beard for his sociopath character on Fox’s Prodigal Son and it’s temporary.

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