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HERO OF THE DAY: AMANDA BYNES’ MOTHER LYNN

Being Amanda Bynes’ mother and conservator must be one of the toughest jobs in the world. The former child star’s mother Lynn has been wrestling with Amanda’s mental problems for years. It seems that every time Amanda seems to be making progress (like graduating in June from FIDM) she relapses. Certainly her mom is terrified every time Amanda drives (remember the DUIs?) On Valentines Day Amanda announced that she is engaged to Paul Michael, a guy she met at her sober living facility. Lynn intervened, the engagement was called off, and today Paul announced that they are back together and Amanda is pregnant! Chaos! NOW what’s a mother to do? The intrusive internet is not helping Amanda’s problems- she reads everything. Last we heard Amanda is back in a mental health treatment center. Lynn is doing her best…

CHLOE SEVIGNY IS SMILING THROUGH THE PANDEMIC

At least SOMEBODY looks happy during this depressing time of self isolation. In fact, Chloe Sevigny is DELIRIOUSLY happy, simply because she is 45 and pregnant and feeling fine! Her Croatian born boyfriend of over a year, Sinisa Mackovic, is not in show business – he’s director of the Karma art gallery in New York and now he has plenty of time off to spend with Chloe. They did some shopping together in the city today and don’t look at all frazzled – it seems like they avoided the supermarket craziness we’re experiencing in Hollywood. They did wear some plastic gloves.

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AMBER ROSE: WORST DRESSED THIS WEEK

Sorry, being nine months pregnant is no excuse for this look. Not only does Amber Rose (ex-girlfriend of Kanye West) look like she’s having triplets, but her clothes are four sizes too small. Despite the awful fashion, she does retain that pretty face. We wouldn’t be surprised if she was rushed to the hospital right after this photo was taken. Fortunately, her boyfriend Alexzander Edwards is a Def Jam Records executive…

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DENNIS RODMAN IS MOUTHING OFF AGAIN-AND MADONNA MIGHT NOT LIKE IT

We can’t WAIT to hear Madonna’s response to Dennis Rodman’s claim that she once offered him two million dollars to get her pregnant. He went on to say that he figured Carlos Leon had the same deal when Lourdes was born. Keep in mind, Dennis is a liar. When we worked for Star, a source called from Las Vegas claiming that he saw Dennis Rodman naked and passed out in the hallway of his hotel. Dennis adamantly denied it, but later it was proved to be absolutely true. Dennis also claims he didn’t steal from that yoga store, but they have him ON FILM doing just that! So Madonna’s comments might be very interesting…

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Above, Guy Oseary, Madonna, and Dennis Rodman, back in the day

KAT VON D AND HER SUMMER GOTH LOOK

It’s not easy being Goth AND pregnant during LA’s very hot summer so far. Kat Von D has a vast wardrobe of black clothes to choose from but they can’t be very cool and comfortable. The tattoo artist/makeup entrepreneur, 36, is expecting her first baby – a boy- with her new husband, musician Rafael Reyes. The couple announced that their boy will be getting NO vaccinations – doesn’t sound like a great idea to US…

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JESSICA SIMPSON: I’VE GOT A SECRET!

There’s a reason for Jessica Simpson’s little smirk here. She walked out her New York hotel today and a convenient gust of wind took hold of her loose fitting lingerie-dress and – perfect timing – it revealed a pregnant tummy! (Definitely more than a big lunch.) Jessica, 37, already has two cute kids with her husband Eric Johnson – daughter Maxwell, 5, and son Ace, 4. Her lips are sealed- Jessica likes to announce her pregnancies on TV shows like Ellen. She started out as a singer/actress, but her fashion businesses eclipsed her other ventures. Simpson developed a billion dollar fashion empire and her net worth is now 170 million – not bad for someone who once confused tuna for chicken.

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EVA LONGORIA DIDN’T FOOL ANYONE

We published this photo of Eva Longoria a few days after Thanksgiving, speculating about her big dress, which is quite out of character. Eva had been denying pregnancy rumors for months (even in a bikini) – she laughingly claimed she binged on pancakes or cheese. The real clue that she WAS, indeed, expecting, was that actress Eva was uncharacteristically devil-may-care about her apparent weight gain. She just didn’t CARE – because she KNEW she wasn’t out of control – she had a happy secret. Today she admitted she’s expecting a BOY- her first child with new husband Jose Baston!


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IS BEYONCE TRYING TO OUT-FLAUNT KIM KARDASHIAN WITH THIS CREEPY PHOTO?

Are we alone in thinking this picture of Beyonce is ridiculously cheesy and Kardashian style exhibitionistic? If it were on the cover of some magazine we never heard of, it wouldn’t be so puzzling. But SHE created this photo herself – and paid for it – to present to THE PUBLIC! She’s posed in her UNDERWEAR holding her belly with a gauzy veil over her head, implying something religious. And that Demi Moore smirk! She’s surrounded by a funereal display of flowers – as if someone said – “We need more color- add flowers!” We’re happy about her twins, but there are less creepy ways to make such an announcement! This is beneath Beyonce.

MEL GIBSON’S WORLD IS SUDDENLY ALL RIGHT

After several years of being blackballed in Hollywood, professional Christian Mel Gibson, 60, has a lot to be thankful for. His comeback film Hacksaw Ridge has been well received, and his 25 year old girlfriend Rosalind Ross is expecting his 9th child. To top it off, Donald Trump was elected president! Mel was smart NOT to get into any political discussions before the election because he’s walking on eggshells already…. (We HATE the beard!)

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WE MAY NEVER KNOW HOW JANET JACKSON GOT PREGNANT AT 50

Naturally Janet Jackson’s pregnancy at the age of 50 has brought up MANY questions – that she has made clear she DOESN’T want to answer. Many women her age would love to know how she pulled it off. But Janet’s not talking. There are a number of possibilities – most likely Janet had an egg donor. It’s highly unlikely for women her age to conceive without help. Janet MAY have frozen her eggs a few years ago (she always wanted kids,) or she may have asked a relative to donate an egg, or perhaps she selected a stranger’s donated egg or eggs. But don’t look to her for advice on how to have a baby at 50 – she won’t share. Of course it always helps to be exceedingly wealthy! We are happy for her.

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