Mortgage Meltdown

COURTNEY LOVE'S CONNECTION TO THE MORTGAGE CRISIS

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Courtney Love’s blogs are a chore to read and an insightful colleague was kind enough to translate her latest ravings for us. Apparently she has come to the conclusion that the mortgage industry meltdown is directly related to the conspiratorial acts committed by her former employees and confidants who embezzled a FORTUNE from her. Courtney insists her losses total 800 million dollars. She says that trust funds created for her daughter were raided and the money used, along with Kurt Cobain’s stolen social security number, to buy thousands of pieces of property in fake names across the US, with each piece refinanced to buy more. Thus, the mortgage meltdown. She says she has proof but no one will listen to her. And this investigation has taken up so much of Courtney’s time, that her long delayed album, Nobody’s Daughter, will not be released anytime soon.

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