Losing It

SIENNA MILLER AND HER GAS STATION HERO

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Photo Credit: Splash News

Sienna Miller just LOST IT when she couldn’t figure out how to put gas into what was probably a rented car at a Shell station in Hollywood. The guys with cameras were no help – they just kept asking her questions about her boyfriend Balthazar Getty. After shedding some tears, Sienna was rescued by this service guy who chivalrously helped her out.

GWYNETH PALTROW SHOULD TEACH CHRIS MARTIN HOW TO DEAL WITH THE PRESS WITHOUT HITTING

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Chris Martin was his usual unsociable self when he and Gwyneth arrived at LAX after an overseas flight this week. The paparazzi followed them through customs and he became more and more irritable. Finally one malevolent photographer sneered to the uncooperative Coldplay singer “Hey Chris, how does it feel getting Brad’s sloppy seconds?” (Referring to the fact that Gwyneth dated Brad Pitt before she married Chris) Chris LUNGED at the guy and security had to grab him to keep him from throttling the rude snapper. Chris ought to learn to ignore these comments – a violent reaction provides better photos.

PROJECT RUNWAY WINNER CHRISTIAN SIRIANO GETS BOOZED UP AND KICKED OUT

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Looks like Project Runway winner Christian Siriano has been celebrating a bit TOO much – he got himself booted out of a restaurant. Last week he was in San Francisco and turned up at Askew Grill with a group of friends. A witness told us “Christian looked like a disaster – his hair was flat and messy, he looked pale and queasy, and two friends were holding him up and helping him walk.” It was only around 8 but he looked totally drunk. Restaurant patrons got very excited to see the pint-sized designer and began to mill about hoping for autographs and photos. He was hustled to a private corner on the patio and admirers were shooed away. Soon after, he leaned over and started puking into a planter! Other diners were revolted and the irate owner rushed over and ordered Christian’s friends to “Get him out of here now!”

VALERIE BERTINELLI TALKS ABOUT LIFE WITH A ROCKSTAR IN HER NEW BOOK

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Photo Credit: Buzz Foto

Life is good for Valerie Bertinelli. She has a new book, “Losing It,” and a new talk show coming up. And she doesn’t hesitate to discuss her exhusband Eddie Van Halen. Valerie talked to Ladies Home Journal about Eddie’s “denial:” “The guy has mouth cancer, gets part of his tongue cut out, and he insists cigarettes have nothing to do with it. You should have seen the guy he attributes his “cure” to. They sat around drinking and smoking in our hotel room. But the cancer hasn’t come back, so who am I to say!” Life isn’t so hot for Eddie – he recently left his band tour and went back to rehab for alcohol abuse.