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BRITNEY AND PARIS: THEY LOVE THE NIGHTLIFE

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Paris Hilton has opened up new worlds for Britney Spears and Brit is having the time of her life, while her friends and family are worried. Every since Paris latched onto the newly single Britney, Brit has been picking up her friend’s sloppy habits. Night after night the girls are out boozing and partying (at Hyde, Le Deux, and all the other clubs) and it doesn’t stop at closing time. The party continues at Paris’s house. The urban crowd – including Suge Knight and Snoop Dogg – packs Paris house all night and the music is driving neighbors mad. Typically, Britney ends up crashing at Paris’s place and wearing the same clothes the next day. And Britney is starting to dress like Paris – flashier and with no underwear! In contrast – her estranged husband Kevin Federline seems to be without credit cards or liquid assets, and he’s NOT thrilled. You’re right Britney, having a good time IS the best revenge, but don’t fall off the cliff!

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BLACK PLASTIC RULES

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There’s no predicting who will turn up with a black American Express card next. {That’s the coveted card you MIGHT get if you charge a million dollars a year.) Kevin Federline has been flashing his card thanks to his hardworking wife Britney Spears. Now we’ve learned that Hef’s “Girls Next Door” are all packing the black plastic in their Prada bags. Hef’s three pampered girlfriends Kendra, Holly, and Bridget are regulars at the Joseph Martin Salon in Beverly Hills where they get their hair bleached to the point of no return. Since the bleach is so damaging the girls spend thousands more on hair extensions. But money is no problem there or anywhere else on Rodeo Drive when you have a black card.

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KEVIN'S HALLOWEEN PARTY

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Britney Spears has managed to make her husband Kevin Federline’s dreams come true. She turned an out-of-work dancer into a model, an actor, and a singer, while also getting him red carpet treatment at the hottest clubs. He’s been checking out locations for his record release party on Halloween night and it looks like he’s pretty much settled on Xenii. This will be Britney’s first big night out since their second baby was born. Kevin seems to like the after hours club Xenii – he was there until 5 AM Sunday morning. Those brave enough to pre-order K-Fed’s CD “Playing With Fire” from his online store automatically are entered into a contest to win a trip to LA to attend the party. Second prize – no kidding – are the sneakers Kevin wore when he performed at the Teen Choice Awards.

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SOME GUYS HAVE ALL THE LUCK

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Why does 23 year old Brody Jenner still live at home? Not only because he CAN, but because his wealthy stepfather David Foster has perhaps the most magnificent and gigantic compound in Malibu, that’s why. Brody’s cute, but a bit of a slacker. Foster and Brody’s mom Linda Thompson have apparently separated, but they’re still living together – the house is so big they rarely bump into each other. David Foster is generous with his stepsons – he hosted a birthday party for Brody last weekend for 300 people. It was an all day pool party and barbecue with plenty of food and drinks. Michael Keaton and Mekhi Phiifer partied along with Kevin Federline and his entourage of buddies – but no Britney. Nicole Richie was Brody’s date, but we’re still not convinced this is a real romance.

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LOSE CONTROL

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We’re mystified by the Teen Choice Awards. If Kevin Federline is so confident about his singing, why did he have another guy – his DJ- onstage singing louder and better than he was? And wasn’t K-Fed a DANCER before he got married? So why did he simply walk around the stage while his hired dancer – above- busted all the moves?

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ONE OF THE CHOSEN FEW

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Britney Spears wasn’t fooling us when she got riled up by split rumors and loudly declared once and for all that she LOVES her husband Kevin Federline and has no plans to get rid of him. She PROVED her love by putting her money where her mouth is. She spoiled her husband with the ultimate status symbol in credit cards: the coveted titanium Centurian BLACK American Express card. The card has both her and his name on it. Only a tiny percentage of big spending AX members in the world are invited to carry this exclusive card. THAT ought to prop up K-Feds ego and give him a solid feeling of security- for now, anyway.

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TEENS CHOOSE K-FED

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We love this househusband photo of Kevin Federline but let’s face it, his career comes first. Speaking of his career – get your TIVOs dusted off – we just heard that K-Fed will be performing onstage at the 2006 Teen Choice Awards on August 20! This is a big deal for him. We don’t know if he’s on the ballot as a potential teen favorite performer, but suddenly he’ll be in everyone’s living room. There’s bound to be a lot of speculation, but Don’t count on Kev’s better half Britney Spears showing up at the big TV event. She prefers to let Kevin bask in his own glory and not draw the spotlight to herself.

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It's a – Kevin?

2005: As soon as Britney Spears found out that she’s having a baby boy, she decided to name her unborn son, Kevin Spears Federline! Britney wanted to name the baby after her husband, Kevin Federline but insisted that Spears be the middle name. “Britney hasn’t taken Kevin’s last name, so she wanted their baby to have both names,” her pal reveals. While it’s a woman’s prerogative to change her mind, Britney’s pal says that she’s so sold on the name she’s already had KSF monogrammed on baby blankets etc.

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SO WHO'S THE MAN?

bspears.jpgWhile Britney Spears plays housewife and mom, K-Fed is STILL in the recording studio fiercely reworking his music. According to sources “He can’t make up his mind – he keeps redoing things over and over. It’s never quite right.” Of course expensive studio time doesn’t matter when your wife is loaded. Coworkers say Kev is “THE MAN” , swaggering about, calling the shots, and chainsmoking (hand rolled cigarettes) when his famous spouse isn’t around. “But when Britney shows up, Kevin changes – he gets all meek and keeps saying ‘Yes, Dear’.”
So who really wears the pants?

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ONCE A HICK……..



Whatever you do, don’t give Kevin Federline the wrong drink! On Kev and Briitney’s last visit to Koi they sat with baby Sean and two friends on the patio -where smoking is allowed. (A baby no-no?) Britney and friends drank what looked like martinis while Kevin ordered “hick drinks” (that’s what the servers and bartenders call them) concoctions that no one had ever HEARD of, and didn’t know how to make. He had to settle for a normal cocktail and was disgruntled. When they left, the Federline bodyguard only left a measly $30 tip for their $500 meal.

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