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ONE OF THE CHOSEN FEW

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Britney Spears wasn’t fooling us when she got riled up by split rumors and loudly declared once and for all that she LOVES her husband Kevin Federline and has no plans to get rid of him. She PROVED her love by putting her money where her mouth is. She spoiled her husband with the ultimate status symbol in credit cards: the coveted titanium Centurian BLACK American Express card. The card has both her and his name on it. Only a tiny percentage of big spending AX members in the world are invited to carry this exclusive card. THAT ought to prop up K-Feds ego and give him a solid feeling of security- for now, anyway.

Saturday, July 22, 2006

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  1. Anonymous

    Why do people insist on purchasing anything relating to these people and that puts money in their pockets? Ditto for Paris Hilton, the Simpson sisters, Mary-Kate/Ashley (gag), etc. I don’t understand what is wrong with people to want to support these no talents.

  2. anonymous

    Sorry, that guy needs a good slap.

  3. Anonymous - -

    BFD.
    I spent quality time this morning realizing that this couple has every creature comfort at their disposal. Every dollar of her unwarranted millions, ready to support a lavish lifestyle.
    Isn’t the world just obscene??

  4. Anonymous

    Yes, I think it’s Centurion.
    Not Centurian!

  5. Anonymous

    spell credit card right!

  6. anonymous

    Scissors. Card. Now.

  7. Anonymous

    Klassy.

  8. Anonymous

    That is way too much ugly for me!

  9. Anonymous

    Poor choice, Britney. I guess the upside is that at least her name is on it and she can cancel it anytime.

  10. anonymous

    hate, hate, HATE the earrings.
    GROSS

  11. Anonymous

    Miss Spears has lost her mind. Again.

  12. Crazy Eyes

    Bonehead Britney must really be addicted to Kevin’s dance moves in the bed, because she’s about to lose some serious wealth by giving Kdread a black amex. All we can hope is that KDread is found cheating on Boneheand with Paris. Now that would be a fun to see!

  13. Anonymous

    And thank goodness Starbucks and Taco Bell take both! ( “the coveted titanium Centurian BLACK American Express card” )