Gwyneth Paltrow

WHAT DO JENNIFER ANISTON AND GWYNETH PALTROW HAVE IN COMMON- BESIDES BRAD PITT?

Last month Justin Theroux threw a birthday party for Jennifer Aniston on the roof of the Chateau Marmont hotel and there was one unreported guest who slipped in unnoticed: Gwyneth Paltrow. Who knew that she and Jennifer were friends? It’s quite interesting because Gwyneth was once engaged to Brad and they ended up splitting up. (She was accused of cheating) Anyway, we’re thinking Brad must have bored her and Brad has admitted that he was rather dull and sluggish while married to Jen and that’s why SHE wanted out. So it makes sense that years after the fact, Jen and Gwyneth might be friends. It’s likely that their mutual pal Chelsea Handler introduced them. We would LOVE to hear them compare notes on Brad. Of course, neither has ever said anything bad about him.

CHRIS MARTIN IS NOT AS OBNOXIOUS AS WE THOUGHT

We always thought “Coldplay’s” Chris Martin, 34, was a sourpuss with a condescending attitude. He hated the press, resented being photographed, and seemed ungrateful for all his success. In a rare interview with CBS Sunday Morning (whatever THAT is) he actually said something nice about his wife Gwyneth Paltrow and revealed she was his first and only romantic partner. (QUITE a statement from a rock star.) He modestly admitted he felt like a loser who “won the lottery” when he married the Oscar winner. (Despite her debatable flaws, Gwyneth DOES seem like a great mother and wife.) So we readjusted our opinion of Martin – maybe he’s an introvert and not as ungrateful as he seemed to be.

PREGNANT BEYONCE’S BABY ALREADY HAS A GODMOTHER

It’s not even born yet, but Beyonce and Jay Z’s baby already has a celebrity godmother: Gwyneth Paltrow. We knew they were acquainted, but never realized they’ve been such close pals for years. (Beyonce encouraged Gwyneth to sing.) Gwyneth and her husband Chris Martin often travel with Beyonce and her husband. Beyonce admires Gwyneth’s parenting skills so she asked her to be her baby’s godmother and is counting on her for advice.

GWYNETH PALTROW WONDERS WHY PEOPLE PICK ON HER

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At last. Someone has figured out what makes Gwyneth Paltrow so consistently annoying. According to writer Keli Goff at TheLoop21.com, the problem is that Gwyneth openly brags “My work ethic is the reason I’m successful. Everything in my life is good because I worked my ass off to get it and maintain it.” Keli brilliantly points out that like a lot of privileged people, Gwyneth is under the delusion that she EARNED everything she has and has the audacity to gloat about it. She’s one of those rich people with rich parents who think HARD WORK got them where they are. In other words, people who were BORN on 3rd base and act like they hit a triple. We suggest you read Keli’s entire satisfying diatribe. Gwyneth should read it too.

GWYNETH PALTROW’S FAVORITE FOOD IS KALE

Gwyneth Paltrow is taking a lot of heat for releasing a cookbook next spring called ‘”My Father’s Daughter.” It’s her family’s favorite recipes for things like corn chowder, dumplings and pizza. As if SHE would ever consume such delectables! Gwyneth has spent most of her adult life addicted to exercise and AVOIDING food- she’s usually on a macrobiotic diet. Suddenly she wants us to believe she is a gourmet who loves to eat! Ever since she appeared on that PBS show where she traveled to Spain with chef Mario Batali to sample the cuisine (she was very fussy,) she aspires to become a young Martha Stewart. Skinny actress/models are NOT the people you turn to for cooking expertise. Imagine Tori Spelling coming out with a cook book!

GWYNETH PALTROW HOPES TO BE THERE FOR JENNIFER ANISTON

It seems Gwyneth Paltrow has cooled her relationship with Madonna, and now she’s cultivating a friendship with Jennifer Aniston. Jen and Gwyneth got to know each other better last November in Morocco (above) when they both attended the opening of the lavish La Mamounia Hotel in Marrakesh. A friend revealed “Gwyneth needs a friend to replace Madonna, and she really likes Jennifer. They actually have a lot more in common, considering they were both in love with Brad Pitt.” (Of course there’s one thing they DON’T have in common – Gwyneth’s devotion to Kabbalah.)

IS KABBALAH DRIVING A WEDGE BETWEEN GWYNETH PALTROW AND CHRIS MARTIN?

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin frequently have to defend their marriage because they are so INfrequently seen together. They’re still reasonably happily married, but there’s a bump in the road: Gwyneth’s ongoing fascination with Kabbalah has become an issue. She and Madonna are still close friends and Madonna’s life revolves around Kabbalah, so she pulls Gwyneth into all sorts of activities. Chris just isn’t that interested in the cultish religion and it’s causing increased friction in the family.

GWYNETH PALTROW PICKS OFF MADONNA'S PLATE

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Gwyneth Paltrow helped herself to Madonna’s salad at the after party for the movie about the designer “Valentino: The Last Emperor” in New York. Madonna’s self-imposed dietary restrictions make it difficult for her to eat anywhere but at home. So she drinks wine instead. A lot has happened since Madonna and Gwyneth last saw each other, so the girlfriends have a lot of catching up to do.

MADONNA AND GWYNETH HAVE A LOT OF GROUND TO COVER

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Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow like to catch up on all the gossip while working off some calories. The girls have plenty to gossip about – Kabbalah, the A-Rod scandal, what Madonna’s wearing on tour, etc. They met up for a power walk in the Hamptons and took Gwyneth’s daughter Apple and Madonna’s little boy David for a ride. Both kids should be walking on their own, but Madonna wants to work her arm muscles.

GWYNETH PALTROW SHOULD TEACH CHRIS MARTIN HOW TO DEAL WITH THE PRESS WITHOUT HITTING

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Chris Martin was his usual unsociable self when he and Gwyneth arrived at LAX after an overseas flight this week. The paparazzi followed them through customs and he became more and more irritable. Finally one malevolent photographer sneered to the uncooperative Coldplay singer “Hey Chris, how does it feel getting Brad’s sloppy seconds?” (Referring to the fact that Gwyneth dated Brad Pitt before she married Chris) Chris LUNGED at the guy and security had to grab him to keep him from throttling the rude snapper. Chris ought to learn to ignore these comments – a violent reaction provides better photos.