Gwyneth Paltrow

GWYNETH PALTROW DIDN’T THINK CHEATING WAS A BIG DEAL

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When you stop and think about it, the reasons for the Gwyneth Paltrow/Chris Martin split become clearer. First of all, Gwyneth always had the upper hand- in a rare interview a few years back, Chris admitted that Gwyneth was his first and only romantic partner and modestly added that he felt like a loser who won the lottery when he married the Oscar winner. Gwyneth advised her Goop readers to “Have a relaxed attitude about cheating.” And of course Vanity Fair was investigating rumors of Gwyneth behaving like she had an “open marriage.” Looks like their cancelled story was on the right track. We don’t think Chris cheated. But if Gwyneth could cheat on her then fiancée Brad Pitt- it wouldn’t be such a big deal to her. (Above, Gwyneth filming Mortdecai with Johnny Depp)

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GWYNETH PALTROW’S LIFE ISN’T PERFECT, AFTER ALL

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On paper, Gwyneth Paltrow seems like the perfect wife- she’s beautiful and earns a lot of money acting, but still has time to cook and bake and take care of her kids. And maintain a lifestyle website! So what happened? Chris Martin has been off on his own for the past year, busy with music and concerts while Gwyneth filmed movies. (She recently finished Mortdecai with Johnny Depp) The separation was referenced when Gwyneth announced on her site Goop that after 14 years, she and Chris were making a “conscious uncoupling” after extensive consideration. They have two children, Apple, 10, and Moses, 8. Gwyneth and Chris DID have their differences – we remember one day Chris was out with the kids alone and he made a point of treating them to chips and sweets that their mother frowned upon.

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GWYNETH PALTROW: I’VE GOT A SECRET

Vanity Fair sure knows how to drum up business. The magazine has always fawned over celebrities in the past but they’ve changed their policy and decided to do more “investigative” reporting. In other words, the celebrity stories won’t be so flattering. That’s why former cover girl Gwyneth Paltrow blanched when she learned they were researching a story about HER and advised her friends to clam up. (Her enemies will have more interesting things to say about her anyway.) She may be worried because rumors about an “open marriage” circulated not long ago. And apparently VF has been digging up info on a fling Gwyneth might have had with her attractive billionaire friend Jeff Soffer. It’s not far-fetched. Gwyneth cheated on Brad Pitt when they were engaged. We just wonder if Chris Martin knows he has an allegedly “open marriage!”

GWYNETH PALTROW AND VANITY FAIR ARE NOW ON THE OUTS

What does Gwyneth Paltrow have to hide? THAT is the burning question since it was revealed that Vanity Fair is writing an article about her WITHOUT her cooperation. Gwyneth has been warning friends and associates NOT to speak to the magazine. We could understand if this was The National Enquirer, but it’s Vanity Fair, for heaven’s sake! Gwyneth (above) has always been their darling! VF loves celebrities and their more provocative exposes are usually about socialites or criminals. For Gwyneth to be in fear of VF, there have to be some skeletons rattling in her closet. We already know that she cheated on Brad Pitt when they were together and that’s why they split up. We’re thinking Gwyneth would want to cover up some kind of cheating or secret plastic surgery or employee scandal. All this fuss will certainly call attention to the article, and we’re dying to get our hands on it.

IS GWYNETH PALTROW “MOST HATED” BECAUSE SHE’S “MOST BEAUTIFUL?”

Gwyneth Paltrow’s head must be spinning. She’s been enduring online insults for months now – most of them describing her as the most condescending celebrity, who considers herself and expert on many subjects. She’s called pretentious and out of touch with the real world because she leads such an artificial life and doesn’t seem to realize it. Not only that but she’s been called the Most Hated actress in Hollywood! All this was closely followed by People magazine declaring her “The World’s Most Beautiful Woman!” Gwyneth must be very confused…

GWYNETH PALTROW LIVES IN ANOTHER WORLD AND DOESN’T KNOW IT

Talk about being out of touch with the real world. Without flinching, Gwyneth Paltrow presented her list of “must-haves” for Spring on her website Goop – by popular demand, of course. The stuff she can’t live without this season adds up to $450,000! Gwyneth’s selections include a $5,500 Valentino python bag, shoes averaging $700 a pair and jackets in the $2000 to $5000 range. Very few of her favorites are even remotely in the price range of an average working woman. When you think about it, it isn’t that hard to look good if your budget is $450,000.

WHILE GWYNETH STEAMS HER KALE, HUBBY CHRIS CHOMPS ON POTATO CHIPS

Seems like Gwyneth Paltrow is always telling us how to eat with her ever-changing diet ideas. (How SHE became an expert on healthy eating remains a mystery.) We can only imagine how she tortures her family with her food extremes. This month she’s down on carbs and says she won’t feed them to her children – Moses, 6, and Apple, 8, even if they’re very hungry. Lucky for them they have a dad who’s not so rigid. Coldplay frontman Chris Martin was photographed surreptitiously treating the kids to chocolate and potato chips while walking in a London park. This story reminds us of the time Jennifer Aniston was married to Brad Pitt. She had fancy dietetic meals delivered to their house so they could both stay in shape. Brad wasn’t satisfied with spinach and flax seeds, however, and he sneaked out between meals for a snack at In-N-Out Burger.

BEYONCE IS PUTTING UP WITH KIM KARDASHIAN

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We always thought that Beyonce was a generous person with good manners and she proved it by befriending Kim Kardashian. You’ve probably never seen a photo of them together because they simply didn’t share the same social crowd. Now that Beyonce’s husband Jay-Z is touring with Kim’s boyfriend Kanye West in their Watch the Throne concerts, the girls have been thrust into close proximity. Like the champion she is, Beyonce has put her reservations aside and been kind and friendly with Kim. They went out to dinner together before their guys’ UK concert, and sat together at the show. Kim is clearly relieved that Beyonce has accepted her. We wonder if Beyonce’s best friend Gwyneth Paltrow will do the same.

BEYONCE AND GWYNETH PALTROW ARE TAKING THEIR FAMILIES ON THE ROAD

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Here’s a fun idea. Longtime friends Beyonce and Gwyneth Paltrow cooked up a way for their families to spend some quality time together and their husbands Jay Z and Chris Martin love the idea. They’re going to rent a luxury Winnebago and hit the road in Florida together! (Does it make you think about the Ricardos and Mertzes?) Both Chris and Jay Z are exhausted after touring all this year and really want a break. They plan to drive around and hit a few beaches and see the tourist attractions in Florida – including Disney World. Now THIS would make a great reality show!