Cannes

PLAYFUL ALEC BALDWIN GIVES PREGNANT HILARIA AN AWKWARD LIFT

Alec Baldwin is having fun with his pregnant bride Hilaria at the Cannes film Festival, as she frantically tries to avoid a wardrobe malfunction. He’s there promoting his documentary “Seduced and Abandoned” which is all about the movie business and much of it takes place in Cannes. The doc features an amazing cast of celebrities playing themselves: Jessica Chastain, Ryan gosling, Diane Kruger, Roman Polanski, Martin Scorsese etc. The world of filmmaking is wryly observed as Alec and director James Toback attempt to raise money for their next film with amusing results.

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EVA LONGORIA: “DESPERATE” FOR ATTENTION

Who does Eva Longoria think she’s kidding? She’s girlishly claiming to be embarrassed by her red carpet “wardrobe malfunction“ in Cannes and promising it “won’t happen again.” This was no accident. Eva may be subconsciously desperate for attention (why is a TV actress in Cannes, anyway?) or an exhibitionist. But she’s 38 years old and knows full well that if you wear a long gown with a long slit that not wearing underwear is just ASKING for trouble. We’re thinking she LOVED the resulting publicity – it’s a shame she couldn’t get it in a more tasteful manner.

KEANU REEVES: NOT A FASTIDIOUS BONE IN HIS BODY

We are always amused by the fact that Keanu Reeves, 48, who can be SO hot., chooses to play DOWN his looks when he’s on his own time. Most actors going to Cannes would get an expensive haircut and pack up the Prada suits. Not Keanu. Here he is partying on a yacht in Cannes and he looks like he hasn’t seen a mirror in a very long time. But, of course, we still love him.

PARIS HILTON THUMBS HER NOSE AT KIM K AND FLAUNTS HER BOYFRIEND AND HER SLENDER FIGURE AT CANNES

Paris Hilton is secretly thrilled that her former friend Kim Kardashian, who stole her thunder, is being tormented by the press for her lumpy figure and terrible maternity outfits. She’s even more pleased to see that Kim’s boyfriend Kanye West seems to be avoiding his baby mama and their relationship is FAR from Ideal. All this has inspired Paris to dress up and flaunt her model boyfriend River Viiperi while they frolic at glamorous parties in Cannes. We bet she’s praying that Kim NEVER loses that baby weight.

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“THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE” PARTY RAINED OUT IN CANNES

“The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” cast appeared in Cannes to accelerate anticipation of their movie, but it’s not being screened yet. Producers threw a lavish Hunger Games beach party that got rained out – the first five days of the festival have been soaking wet. Undaunted by the downpour, Jennifer Lawrence looks prettier than ever – she’s pictured with her costars Sam Claflin and Liam Hemsworth (who was at Cannes partying without fiancé Miley Cyrus)

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NICOLE KIDMAN: HER MOVIE “THE PAPERBOY” IS DEBATABLE, HER MARRIAGE IS NOT….

Nicole Kidman married the right man this time around. She arrived at the Cannes premier of her steamy Southern noir film “The Paperboy” with hubby Keith Urban sweetly carrying her handbag for her. Tom Cruise didn’t do that – he had a Scientologist do the carrying. Unfortunately, much of the stuffy audience at Cannes laughed at the wrong times during Nicole’s movie. It’s had mixed reviews to say the least – the movie was described as “so bad it’s good,” and “queasily funny” (especially the scene where Nicole’s character pees on Zac Efron’s character after he’s bitten by a jelly fish.) although some observers really liked it. Everyone who saw it agreed the actor’s performances were exceptional.
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KIM KARDASHION ROCKS A MATRONLY DRESS IN CANNES


Kim Kardashian took a wrong turn in her closet this morning in Cannes. She and Kanye West spent the afternoon at Nikki Beach and whe was wearing this long sleeve flesh colored unflattering panel front dress. It’s low cut, but quite un-sexy and maybe a size too small. A better choice might be something crisp and summery in white or a bright color. Kanye looks far more comfortable and appropriate than Kim.

LEONARDO DICAPRIO NURSED HIS BROKEN HEART BY BEHAVING RATHER PIGGISHLY IN CANNES

Leonardo DiCaprio is apparently not TOO heartbroken about his split with Bar Rafaeli. He and a group of buddies immediately took off for Cannes with the intent of partying till they drop. They all got together on Jamie Foxx’s large rented yacht and and invited every pretty girl they laid their eyes on. The parties lasted all night and someone who just got back mentioned “tons of alcohol and hot and cold running call girls – hookers galore” on that yacht. Leo WAS photographed with Blake Lively, but we doubt if she knew what the hard partying Leo was up to after hours.

JANET JACKSON MIGHT BE ADVISED TO BUTTON UP

It seems like every time Janet Jackson wears a low cut top, the buzz about her breast implants starts up all over again. Apparently Janet struggles with her implants the way Tori Spelling does – they make visible lines under her skin and look cockeyed sometimes. Maybe it’s time for a tune-up. Otherwise, she looks ravishing at the Hotel Du Cap in Cannes.

GWEN STEFANI AND GAVIN ROSSDALE IN CANNES ON THE BIGGEST YACHT OF ALL

When you’re Gwen Stefani, you get invited to all the best places. Luck Gwen and her family visited Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich on his famous 300 million dollar yacht in Cannes. The 115 ft yacht is the world’s largest privately owned ship and is called a “sea mansion.” One thing Gwen and Gavin and Zuma and Kingston don’t have to worry about is security when they’re with Abramovich – he has a security staff (personal army) of 40 people.