Wardrobe Malfunction

LADY GAGA TOOK CHARGE OF HER WARDROBE MALFUNCTION

Oops! Lady Gaga is in London for the A Star is Born premier tomorrow and her wardrobe betrayed her. She was posing for paparazzi a few minutes before this photo was taken and the slit in her wrap coat opened up WAY too high. Gaga manually held it together until later when she could discreetly slip some black bicycle shorts underneath. She and her boyfriend Christian Carino dressed alike in black leather for a visit to a London pub.

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By Janet / September 26, 2018

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Caitlyn Jenner Spanx Wardrobe Malfunction

CAITLYN JENNER’S WARDROBE MALFUNCTION

Too bad that Caitlyn Jenner is not on speaking terms with the Kardashian klan, because the girls would never have let her leave the house without Spanx. Kourtney, Kim, Kris, and Kylie all rave about the importance of the figure controlling garment. And they don’t mind showing it off. Apparently no one in her family made the effort to explain the the necessity of wearing Spanx under tight clothes to Caitlyn. Nobody said it was EASY being a woman…

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By Janet / July 13, 2017

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Amber Rose Drag Queens Wardrobe Malfunction

AMBER ROSE’S ABSURDLY TIGHT SKIRT JUST CALLED IT QUITS

Oops! Sometimes having a huge butt can be a nuisance! Amber Rose hopped out of her car at Ru Paul’s Drag Convention in downtown LA and she realized that her skintight skirt had split all the way up the back! Lucky she had bodyguards and assistants who helped cover her up until she could change. Interesting that she’s appearing at the drag convention – we bet lots of guys there want to look like her and would appreciate her advice.

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By Janet / May 7, 2016

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Concert Mariah Carey Nick Cannon Tour Wardrobe Malfunction

WE NEVER THOUGHT WE’D FEEL SORRY FOR MARIAH CAREY, BUT WE DO

If there were any doubts about Mariah Carey being in a bad place right now, they’ve disappeared since recent concert photos from China surfaced. Mariah started her Elusive Chanteuse tour in Tokyo where her performance was an embarrassment because she couldn’t hit the high notes – or any notes for that matter. Audience members wondered if she was drunk. Reviews were deplorable. The show moved on to China where her wardrobe didn’t do her any favors, to put it mildly. Mariah’s underwear was plainly visible under a too-tight miniskirt. Is it the shock of having an album flop or the shock of getting a divorce messing up her mind? Meanwhile, her estranged husband Nick Cannon is partying nonstop and has never looked better. Click HERE to see Mariah in China.

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By Janet / October 16, 2014

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Cannes Desperate Housewives Eva Longoria Wardrobe Malfunction

EVA LONGORIA: “DESPERATE” FOR ATTENTION

Who does Eva Longoria think she’s kidding? She’s girlishly claiming to be embarrassed by her red carpet “wardrobe malfunction“ in Cannes and promising it “won’t happen again.” This was no accident. Eva may be subconsciously desperate for attention (why is a TV actress in Cannes, anyway?) or an exhibitionist. But she’s 38 years old and knows full well that if you wear a long gown with a long slit that not wearing underwear is just ASKING for trouble. We’re thinking she LOVED the resulting publicity – it’s a shame she couldn’t get it in a more tasteful manner.

By Janet / May 21, 2013

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Implants Janet Jackson Lindsay Lohan Plastic Surgery Wardrobe Malfunction

JANET JACKSON AND LINDSAY LOHAN DON’T MIND WHEN THE WIND BLOWS THE WRONG WAY

In case you haven’t noticed, most of the actresses who have “wardrobe malfunctions” also have implants. Psychologically, the augmentation seems to embolden the women and they almost become exhibitionists. They desperately want to show off their expensive plastic surgery, but they want to make you think it’s an “accident.” Movie directors also know that actresses with implants are far less likely to object to taking their clothes off.

By Janet / May 23, 2011

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