Bruce Willis

LINDSAY LOHAN’S SECRET OLDER MAN

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Lindsay Lohan’s so-called list of 36 celebrity lovers in In Touch, is not surprising since many of the guys named had the same predilections (if you know what we mean) as Lindsay. But a few of the names were supposedly crossed out because the men were involved were too influential and possibly married at the time of their trysts. One surprising fling we heard about years ago was Bruce Willis. Lindsay was living in an apartment across from The Grove and a disapproving neighbor told us she saw Bruce Willis paying sneaky visits to Lindsay’s apartment and the two of them walking around the building together. She was under 21 at the time. So there’s ONE name you won’t see on her “list.”

SYLVESTER STALLONE WAS RIGHT ABOUT BRUCE WILLIS

Since when did The Hollywood Reporter get so gossipy? It’s great! Today they revealed WHY Sylvester Stallone called Bruce Willis “ungrateful and lazy” when he asked for too much money to appear in The Expendables 3. Willis had been offered 3 million dollars to reprise his role in the Expendables franchise for three days work. He actually demanded 4 MILLION DOLLARS FOR the 3 days work and Stallone and everyone else involved in the movie said NO. Harrison Ford immediately replaced Willis. Bruce Willis definitely IS expendable.

BRUCE WILLIS ISN’T SUCH A TOUGH GUY ANY MORE

Moody and sometimes petulant Bruce Willis may be rude to talk show hosts, but he listens carefully to his beautiful young wife Emma Heming. Willis built his action image on his series of Die Hard movies and often bragged about doing his own risky stunts and the resulting injuries. Now that he’s married to his much younger wife and has a baby daughter Mabel, Bruce doesn’t take physical chances because Emma doesn’t want him to. He claims that he stopped doing stunts because he doesn’t want to make Emma angry. Or maybe it just hurts too much. (Above, Bruce in his latest film, Red 2)

BRUCE WILLIS: GET RID OF THAT BASEBALL CAP!

California restaurants are notoriously slack about dress codes, so we were gratified to hear that the Burbank Bar & Grille sticks to their guns. The Grille refuses to admit customers wearing “athletic gear, flip flops, or baseball caps.“ Fine with us. We despise baseball caps on grown men! Bruce Willis figured the rules wouldn’t apply to HIS baseball cap when he walked in recently, but he was WRONG. The host asked him to please remove his cap and he refused. Imagine Bruce’s surprise when he was turned away!

BRUCE WILLIS DOESN’T MIND SHARING HIS BEAUTY SECRETS

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Bruce Willis and his wife Emma Heming took a recent flight from New York to Los Angeles and they were very friendly, chatting with the crew. One pretty young blonde flight attendant complimented Bruce “You have really nice skin in person!” Bruce, 57, LOVED hearing that, and before he got off the plane he asked the blonde for her address. The young woman looked stricken and glanced at Emma who assured her “It’s okay – go ahead.” Bruce took her address and a week later the flight attendant received a travel case filled with all of Bruce’s favorite skin products – some from a Beverly Hills dermatologist.

TALLULAH WILLIS IS THE LATEST SMOKER IN THE FAMILY

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Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ s youngest daughter Tallulah, 17, was walking in Santa Monica with a friend, wearing motorcycle boots, torn fishnet stockings and a white tunic blouse. To no one’s surprise, she reached in her purse and pulled out a cigarette. She’s already a chain smoker like her sisters, and we presume that mother Demi is their role model.

BRUCE WILLIS IN “COP OUT” – WAS IT WORTH IT?

No WONDER director Kevin Smith was in a bad mood after being thrown off that airplane flight for being too overweight. After seeing his new movie “Cop Out” we think he was embarrassed about THE MOVIE and took it out on Southwest Airlines. This is the kind of movie that makes you wonder if the director EVER had any talent or common sense. Certainly the lamest movie released so far this year, “Cop Out” is an embarrassment for everyone involved. The actors are all better than the trite and awful cop-buddy script. Tracy Morgan’s character is shrill and revolting, Sean William Scott is annoying and vulgar, and Bruce Willis looks justifiably mortified throughout. If he’s lucky, Kevin Smith might find an audience of young men who aren’t too smart.

BRUCE WILLIS MARRIED HIS LINGERIE MODEL

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Smart move, Bruce. We were happy to hear that Bruce Willis married English lingerie model Emma Heming this weekend at his Caribbean home. The 54 year old “Die Hard” actor has been dating the 30 year old 5’10” model for over a year and she bears some resemblance to Bruce’s exwife Demi Moore. Since his 2000 divorce, Bruce has been running around with an assortment of inappropriate women – including Lindsay Lohan, at one point. Naturally, the extended family – Demi and Ashton and all their daughters – were at the wedding. This time around, Little Richard did not perform the ceremony.

BRUCE WILLIS HAS NOTHING AGAINST THE PAPARAZZI

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Bruce Willis was in a good mood while shopping at Whole Foods with an attractive companion. He walked out with three bags of groceries and as he was loading them in his trunk he turned to the photographer and tossed him a bottle of juice. He’s mellowed, and probably appreciates the fact that anybody still wants his picture.