Britney Spears

HANG ON BRITNEY – IT’S MADONNA TO THE RESCUE!

Madonna has just rescheduled her worldwide tour and she wants to bring Britney Spears along for the ride! The women both made headlines recently: Madonna had an infection which landed her in the ICU and forced her to postpone her tour, and Britney because her husband Sam Asghari just surprised everyone by filing for divorce! The two singers have been close for years and Madonna was one of the few celebrity guests at Britney’s wedding to Sam last year. An insider says that Madonna wants to cheer Britney up and thinks she would be the PERFECT surprise guest for her concerts where they’ll reenact their infamous KISS from the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards. Sounds like a fun way for Britney to forget her troubles…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA It’s OVER for Britney and Sam

BRITNEY SPEARS AND HER MIXED MESSAGES

Britney Spears’ increasingly sexy Instagram posts of her dancing and spinning aimlessly while pulling down her bikini bottom to flash her abdominal tattoos, are inclined to make you think she’s looking for attention. But according to the song she just released with will.i.am called Mind Your Business– that’s the LAST thing she wants. It’s a decent dance song (listen below) but the lyrics indicate that Britney is griping about the paparazzi and all the attention they give her. Make up your mind Britney!

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WHAT BRITNEY AND MADONNA HAVE IN COMMON

Everybody’s heard about Britney Spears teenage sons and their embarrassment because their mother keeps posting sexy – sometimes nude- photos of herself. Britney continues to post the pix and the kids continue to avoid her. Madonna’s oldest offspring are in their 20’s and we haven’t HEARD any complaints from Rocco or Lourdes. Rocco Ritchie just MIGHT have made his feelings known when he abruptly moved to London to live with his father a few years ago. He did not inherit his mother’s naughty sense of style – he loves vintage mid-century tweedy clothes and looks adorable.) Madonna’s daughter Lourdes Leon went the other way – she’s apparently NOT at all embarrassed by her mother – in fact she’s inspired to follow in mom’s footsteps with naughty photos in skimpy clothing.

WHERE IS BRITNEY’S HUSBAND?

Britney Spears still seems to be hell-bent on destroying her relationship with her two teenage sons- she’s still posting these nude photos that embarrass them. The big question remains: where is Britney’s husband Sam Asghari? It looks like the 12 -years- younger bodybuilder/actor does not give Britney sensible advice when she needs it. He happens to be one of the FEW people she still talks to- she’s on the outs with her family. Even her fans are now shocked when she posts these sexy photos and leave concerned comments. You might call Sam the villain behind the scenes here – he’s likely THE ONE BEHIND THE CAMERA!

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WHO’S NUTTIER? BRITNEY OR MADONNA?

Two mega-successful female celebrities have chosen to exhibit their madness on Instagram and there’s no stopping them!

Britney Spears started performing on Instagram while her conservancy was still in place. She repeatedly films herself “sexy-dancing,” pushing her skimpy shorts down to show her tattoos, while she repetitiously hurls her arms in all directions, spins in awkward circles and wildly shakes her uncombed extensions. Sometimes she posts nudes- thoroughly embarrassing her sons.

Not so long ago, Madonna discovered photoshopping and she cannot resist giving herself a new, decades younger face in numerous photos featuring an array of hair colors. Emboldened by her youthful self, she broke up with her boyfriend, pulled on her fishnet tights, and started hunting for a new lover. Her latest attention-seeking device is questioning her sexuality. Is she bisexual – like so many of the kids today? Or hungry for attention?  Madonna is embarrassing her fans…

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BRITNEY SPEARS FORGOT SHE’S ALREADY A MOTHER

Really? Britney Spears says she doesn’t understand why her posing nude on Instagram would bother her teenage sons? Remember, these boys are in high school and like everyone else, trying to fit in. They just happen to have a very famous mother. Preston is 16 and Jayden is 15. It seems like every time Britney posts a video of herself dancing that repetitive twirl in skimpy clothing, or the nude pics with little stickers in the right places, she gets a ton of publicity. Mix that in with Britney’s not-so-subtle accusations and feud with her family, and Jayden and Preston are obviously just plain embarrassed (Imagine the classroom comments!) They let their mother know about it by refusing to attend her wedding to Sam Asghari, and avoiding her for the past few months. Is Britney too obsessed with trying to have a baby to think about the two sons she already has?

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BRITNEY SPEARS’ MCMANSION

Somebody finally gave Britney Spears some good advice. She bought her new $11.8 million dollar Calabasas house BEFORE she tied the knot with Sam Asghari. According to her pre-nup, (another good piece of advice- and NOT from her father) Britney is sole owner of all her money and investments that she achieved before she married. Sam will no doubt share in her future earnings now that he’s her husband, but he can’t take the house away. Days after the ceremony, Britney is already moving into her new Mcmansion in The Oaks – not far from her ex Kevin Federline and their two sons. It’s big – with 9 bathrooms, a 10 seat movie theater, and his n’ hers walk in closets. And it’s all HERS.

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REALLY? BRITNEY SPEARS’ SONS VETOED HER WEDDING?

Okay, something is VERY strange about the fact that Britney Spears’ sons Jayden, 15, and Sean, 16, did NOT attend their mother’s wedding. Britney’s lawyer offered the lame excuse that they were taken by surprise because the event was so sudden, and they “didn’t want to steal the spotlight from their mom” on the big day. (We imagined that Britney would have been very civilized and invited her ex Kevin Federline and his wife with their two boys.) She did NOT. Did the boys REALLY think THEY would steal attention from Britney when she had people like Madonna, Drew Barrymore, Paris Hilton, Selena Gomez etc at the ceremony? We think NOT. Something is very wrong between Britney and her sons – do they NOT like her new husband? Anything is possible- except that weak excuse…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA-  Jayden, Sean, Britney and Sam Asghari at Lakers game 2017

BRITNEY SPEARS: THIS TIME FANS ARE RIGHT

Since she announced that she’s pregnant (maybe twins), Britney Spears has changed her odd Instagram account somewhat. She’s eased up on those videos of her repetitiously swaying and spinning in assorted 2 piece girly outfits with the bottoms rolled as far down as possible. (She calls it dancing.) Now she’s concentrating on nudes- photos taken before she got pregnant. She always posts little cover-ups on her privates, but instead of being delighted, her loyal fans are worried and want to know WHY. One pointed out that this could be embarrassing for her two sons. Good point. One advised Britney to “get help!” Another asked “Are we sure Britney is OK? Another, referring to her canceled conservatorship: “I think we made a mistake!” Also “Someone please take her phone away!”
(Wonder what’s under that white heart in the corner?)
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