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WHO’S NUTTIER? BRITNEY OR MADONNA?
Two mega-successful female celebrities have chosen to exhibit their madness on Instagram and there’s no stopping them!
Britney Spears started performing on Instagram while her conservancy was still in place. She repeatedly films herself “sexy-dancing,” pushing her skimpy shorts down to show her tattoos, while she repetitiously hurls her arms in all directions, spins in awkward circles and wildly shakes her uncombed extensions. Sometimes she posts nudes- thoroughly embarrassing her sons.
Not so long ago, Madonna discovered photoshopping and she cannot resist giving herself a new, decades younger face in numerous photos featuring an array of hair colors. Emboldened by her youthful self, she broke up with her boyfriend, pulled on her fishnet tights, and started hunting for a new lover. Her latest attention-seeking device is questioning her sexuality. Is she bisexual – like so many of the kids today? Or hungry for attention? Madonna is embarrassing her fans…
Photos: Instagram
JOCELYN “CATWOMAN” WILDENSTEIN HAS DISCOVERED BEAUTY FILTER
It’s been awhile since we’ve seen socialite Jocelyn “Catwoman” Wildenstein, 82, and her fiancé of five years, fashion designer Lloyd Klein, 55, because they moved to New York- specifically Trump Tower. You might remember that Jocelyn became a billionaire when she divorced her art dealer husband Alec Wildenstein, and she invested heavily in her own cosmetic surgery. The feisty couple livened up Trump Tower by having several loud rather violent incidents (arguments?) where police were called. Perhaps inspired by Madonna, Jocelyn has joyfully started filtering her photos (top pic) – maybe it will take the place of cosmetic procedures.
Top Photo: instagram
Unfiltered Bottom Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Jocelyn and Lloyd out to dinner in NYC
KHLOE KARDASHIAN GOT HER ABS THE EASY WAY
PHOTOSHOP FAIL!! You don’t have to be Arnold Schwarzenegger to detect some very amateur photoshopping on Khloe Kardashian’s abs in the photo above. Real abs never looked swirly like this! Somebody should have consulted a muscle magazine before attempting to improve her physique. Did you know the Kardashian family has a FULL-TIME 9 to 5 photoshop expert working for them every day of the week, making sure NO photo is released without beautification? So we may NEVER know what these girls who love to get undressed, REALLY look like!
PHOTO: Instagram
HOW MUCH OF KHLOE KARDASHIAN IS REAL?
Who needs plastic surgery or weight control? Certainly not Khloe Kardashian! She has taken photoshopping or filtering (whatever it’s called) to new extremes and we barely recognize her in this photo. Khloe and Madonna should merge their self-improvement expertise and create a business out of this somehow. How many “corrections” can you find in this photo?
Photo: Instagram
KHLOE KARDASHIAN WANTS TO CHANGE HISTORY
This vintage photo of the Kardashians and Jenners appeared on Instagram and we can only IMAGINE how upset Khloe must be – because she wasn’t able to photoshop her face! Everybody looks fresh and natural. It’s only a matter of time before she has the picture removed. Unless, of course, she’s come up with a method for photoshopping vintage photos. When there’s an app for that, Khloe will get it first!
Photo: Instagram
KHLOE KARDASHIAN: LOSING TOUCH WITH REALITY?
Khloe Kardashian has waaaaaay too much time on her hands. It appears she is the least productive of the Kardashian/Jenner sisters. She seems to spend her days taking selfies and meticulously photoshopping (or “Facetuning”) every tiny flaw she perceives on herself. No longer satisfied with slimming her jaw and clarifying her skin, she’s also slimming her arms and body. (Of course she may have professional help doing this) but she posts these unnaturally glamorous pics of herself on a daily basis. There’s nothing WRONG with her natural looks- who does she think she’s fooling? We’re guessing she’s carefully avoiding the paparazzi these days, because THEIR photos don’t lie…
Photo: Instagram
KRIS JENNER – OR A FACSIMILE?
We weren’t surprised to see Kris Jenner promoting some item she’s involved with on Instagram. It’s a Getsafely cleaning product that she claims “smells great and actually works.” What DID surprise us is the extent of photoshopping in the photo! Looks like the Kardashians have become the leading experts in image altering, and it’s getting out of hand. Kris actually looks less like a human, and more like a cartoon character standing in Bed Bath & Beyond!
Photo: Instagram
