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We were surprised when Angie Everhart,38, and Joe Pesci, 65, called it quits- they were golf buddies for years and engaged for nine months. But Angie has bounced back in a big way. Last week she was seen in London taking a ride with Prince Andrew,48, in his Aston Martin convertible. Angie and the Duke of York dated a few years ago and have resumed their friendship.
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At last! Guy Ritchie has FINALLY asserted himself with his domineering wife Madonna. Reports in England say he is FINISHED with Kabbalah. Madonna has pretty much shoved the cult down his throat and many of her friends. At first Guy tried to get into it to keep Madonna happy. But he’s become increasingly doubtful of the organization and it’s motivations. He didn’t like being publicized as a member and was suspicious of their finances. We’re THRILLED that Guy has come to his senses. We hope it doesn’t break up their marriage – will Madonna feel compelled to choose between her “religion” and her husband?
You read it HERE first! Looks like Megan Fox is taking the passive aggressive road to letting her boyfriend Brian Austin Green down sloooowly. She wants to break off their engagement but doesn’t want to break his heart, so she might try being so annoying that HE wants to call it off. She started the ball rolling by wearing her engagement ring only intermittently. Rumors are already surfacing that the romance is shaky. If Brian eventually gets fed up with her behavior and takes a walk, she wouldn’t have to feel so guilty about having that crush on her Transformers costar Shia La Beouf.
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If this is what Steve Wozniak did to Kathy Griffin, we’re glad the billionaire is no longer her boyfriend. We are, of course referring to Kathy’s Washington DC hostess hairdo. It’s way too conservative, considering her personality. Now that they’ve split up and Kathy says he has another girlfriend, we wonder if Steve was using Kathy to make himself more attractive to other women. Dating Kathy made him more desirable, right? It WAS a fun romance, but we prefer Kathy’s single world on “My Life on the D-List.”
We were happy at last to see that Jennifer Aniston’s close friend Sheryl Crowe has verified everything we always insisted was true about the mythical bustup of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. We have always insisted that Jennifer BROKE UP with Brad – not the other way around. And it happened BEFORE Brad hooked up with Angelina Jolie. During the last year of Friends, Jen became disillusioned with her marriage and realized Brad wasn’t right for her. She STOPPED trying to get pregnant. She and Brad were talking in a very civilized way about ending their relationship. When Brad started filming Mr and Mrs Smith, Angelina Jolie immediately set her sights on him, despite the fact that he was still married. She was documented flirting outrageously with Brad, who was flattered, but did not cheat on Jen. After Jen and Brad announced their amicable split, it was easy for Angelina to pounce on lonely Brad. Jen had hoped to remain close friends with Brad and her feelings were hurt when he drifted into another relationship so quickly. Brad has always been accused of cheating with Angelina and destroying his marriage but that is not how it happened. Thanks, Sheryl, for backing us up!
Our friend Nelson Aspen observed some peculiar celebrity behavior at El Coyote on Saturday night. Lost star Dominic Monaghan was seated on the outside patio with an attractive long haired brunette who was NOT Evangeline Lilly. The pair chainsmoked and sipped margaritas but never ate a bite, not even the chips on their table. Their conversation was intense and very intimate. Outside at the valet pickup, people waiting for their cars couldn’t help but watch the couple clinging to each other – both were in tears. They kissed emotionally several times before leaving together in a black Toyota. Dominic is from the UK where it’s rumored that he and Evangeline are history. Maybe working together and dating too was just too much togetherness for the Lost stars.
This is the THIRD time Jessica Alba has changed her mind about her boyfriend Cash Warren. What’s wrong with her? Last year they stopped seeing each other for a few weeks and after dodging the press, Jessica finally officially admitted they had broken up. No sooner were the words out of her mouth than she took him back! Last spring the same thing happened – the moment she admitted the split they got back together. This last time a big deal was made about her texting Cash good-bye. Two weekends ago he was alone a several charity functions. But this past week they’ve been getting chummy again – at the Polo Lounge. It’s the Girl Who Cried Wolf! Maybe Jessica hates being single more than she dislikes her relationship.
Jennifer Aniston and her bricklayer-turned-model boyfriend Paul Sculfor have called it quits. And you’ll never believe WHY: because HE”S TOO BUSY! The cute couple have been dating since last May when David Arquette introduced him. It started to look serious when Paul stayed at Jennifer’s house several times when he was in Los Angeles. But Paul’s modeling career is blossoming (thanks to Jennifer?) and he’s been traveling nonstop. Jen wants a guy who’s available – not on the road all the time. Especially on the road with gorgeous female models. They’re still friends but Jennifer doesn’t see a future there.
Now that Enrique Iglesias has said what he claims is his final farewell to the shapely tennis star Anna Kournikova, we have no regrets. Actually, we don’t think he was such a great catch. He couldn’t commit after all these years (a tendency inherited from his father?) and he didn’t seem to realize that Anna gave him legitimacy. In other words, he was more interesting WITH her than without her. On the petty side, we always disliked his taste in headwear and the fact that he walked around with his mouth hanging open. Maybe he reconsidered the split, because now he’s backtracking with “I was only kidding!” Anna, the ball’s in your court.
Drum roll, please! It’s time for the first annual JCH Hot Air Awards for celebrity magazines. This year, Life & Style is the big winner for the FAKEST headlines of the year. While it IS gossip, and everyone gets it wrong SOMETIMES, Life & Style gets it wrong week after week! For example:
Brad Wants Jen Back,
Brad’s Talking Split,
Angie’s Worried She’s Losing Brad,
Jen and Brad’s Secret Meeting!
Apparently, Life & Style is convinced Angie and Brad are splitting and Brad’s going back to Jen. Hey, it’s NOT happening! Angelina and Brad are perfectly happy, and Jen and Brad DO NOT SPEAK! And surprise, surprise, Angelina and Jen have NO desire to communicate either. Need we say more?