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SARAH JESSICA PARKER: TWINS WILL BE HERE BEFORE YOU KNOW IT

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Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick’s surrogate twin girls are percolating back in Ohio, we’re relieved that rumors about their marriage dissolving appear to be untrue. They’ve always seemed like a sweet couple. It looks like the Brodericks don’t want anyone to know WHEN the babies are arriving because they coyly said the bundles of joy were expected “later this summer.” However, three large boxes of baby stuff labeled “girls 0 – 6 mos” were just delivered to Sarah and Matthew’s New York home. We’re thinking those little girls will be popping up very soon.

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JENNIFER HUDSON'S GOT A SECRET: SHE'S EXPECTING!

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We hear that Jennifer Hudson’s people are gearing up to make a big announcement this week – Jennifer is pregnant! For the past year Jennifer has been dating David Otunga (“Punk” from “I Love New York”) and on her 27th birthday they became engaged. While Jennifer is on a United States tour featuring Robin Thicke, her fiancee David is in Florida training to become a professional wrestler.

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KIMORA LEE SIMMONS IS COMMITTED

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Kimora Lee Simmons (“Life in the Fab Lane”) and actor Djimon Hounsou always seem to have fun when they shop at Bristol Farms. Above, they have an “It’s a Boy!” balloon in celebration of their soon-to-be-born baby boy. They’re not married yet, but they had a “commitment ceremony” in Africa and expect to make it legal after the baby is born.

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CHARLIE SHEEN AND HIS TWO LITTLE MEN

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“Two And A Half Men” star Charlie Sheen looked like the cat that swallowed the canary when he went to St Johns hospital to visit his wife Brooke, who just gave birth to their twin sons, refreshingly named Bob and Max. He even buried the hatchet and invited his exwife Denise Richards to pay a visit because their daughters are eager to meet their new half-brothers. Charlie has two daughters with Denise and one from an earlier relationship. Note – he’s carrying a Prada bag. Probably make up for Brooke so she’ll look pretty for her departure.

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EDDIE MURPHY AND MELANIE BROWN: WHO'S DEVIOUS?

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Eddie Murphy will be paying Spice Girl Melanie Brown over $40,000 a month for child support for their daughter Angel until she turns 18. You will recall that Eddie and Mel had dated a short time when she announced she was pregnant with his child. Eddie was outraged and felt cheated and manipulated- he demanded a DNA test. The baby proved to be his and they’ve been fighting over money ever since. Eddie and Mel are equally unsympathetic characters. Maybe she did trap him, but he COULD have used a condom. Certainly Mel’s unemployed husband Stephen “Belafonte” will be delighted with this news.

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THE OCTUPLET MOM IS NEGOTIATING MONEY DEALS

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The “miracle birth” of octuplets has officially gone sour. Nadya Suleman’s eight babies were regarded with awe when the births were first announced, but the story of her private life has turned the public against her. The public was horrified to learn that this woman already had six children (including one autistic son) thanks to fertilization. They were further appalled to learn that Nadya reportedly worked at a fertilization clinic and chose to risk the health of her babies by refusing selective reduction. The legal and ethic ramifications for the doctors involved are staggering and what must the reluctant sperm donor, identified as David Solomon, be thinking? The premature babies are expected to rack up two million dollars in hospital bills before they are released, and millions later to treat expected health problems and possible handicaps. Since Nadia, 33, is a professional student, she lives with her parents – that’s three adults and 14 children in a three bedroom house. So Nadya is trying to drum up money by selling her story – so far Oprah and Diane Sawyer are eager to interview her. Will diaper companies donate the thousand diapers a month needed for these babies? Americans seem to have turned on this woman and assume she’s out of her mind. But we do have a twisted fascination for the details, so she probably will make a lot of money with those babies.

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THE JOLIE-PITT TWINS MAKE A TRIUMPHANT PUBLIC APPEARANCE

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It looks like those silly gossip magazines are going to have to stop asking in headlines “What’s WRONG with The Twins?” Since Brad and Angelina’s babies haven’t been seen a lot since they were born, mags were drumming up stories that the kids were defective in some way. But Brad and Angelina were just spotted at the airport in Japan – each with a twin strapped to the chest and holding hands with two children each. As we can see, the 6 month old twins Knox and Vivienne appear healthy and adorable. And Knox looks like a miniature Brad.

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MORE OF JESSICA SIMPSON TO LOVE

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What better place to introduce your new buxom figure than a country music concert? Jessica Simpson sang her heart out during a chili cook-off in Florida and nobody there seemed to pay any attention her newly voluptuous shape. They were too busy eating chili. But now that these photos have come out, the “baby bump watch” will begin. Tony Romo’s phone is probably already ringing.

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GORAN VISNJIC: AND BABY MAKES THREE

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ER doc Goran Visnjic and his wife Ivana couldn’t be happier since their their little boy Tin (he’s named after a famous Croatian poet) joined the family. The Visnjics have been married for ten years and were yearning for a child – they had several dogs they pampered like babies. (The dogs are still around and reportedly still spoiled.) At The Grove the family sweetly posed for photos with fans.

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HELENA BONHAM CARTER AND HER DRESSALIKE NANNY

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Helena Bonham Carter, along with her nanny, took her baby Nell for an outing in Malibu. Apparently Helena hired a nanny who has an eccentric fashion sensibility similar to hers. Helena andTim Burton managed to have a adorable baby.

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