Baby Talk

BEING A TEEN MOM ISN’T ALL IT’S CRACKED UP TO BE: JAMIE LYNN SPEARS

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Do you recognize this young mother? It’s Britney Spears’ little sister Jamie Lynn. Back in 2007 she was adorable and starring on Nickelodeon’s “Zoey 101″ – her future seemed boundless. But the not-so-smart sixteen year old got pregnant that year and ended up moving back to Mississippi with her teenage boyfriend. They split up and now she is not only a single mom, but seems older than her 20 years….

JANUARY JONES MAY HAVE A BIG SURPRISE FOR JASON SUDEIKIS

“Saturday Night Live” comic Jason Sudeikis’s phone must be ringing nonstop. His ex-girlfriend January Jones of “Mad Men,” just announced that she is pregnant with her first child but she declined to name the father. Since Jason, 35, and January, 33, dated from July to this past January, all fingers are pointing at HIM as likeliest to be the father! We wonder if he’s freaking out, or in denial, or celebrating – anything can happen.

TYRA BANKS NEIGHBORS ARE BEGGING FOR MERCY

Tyra Banks hasn’t even moved into the New York apartment she’s renovating and her neighbors are already sick to death of her. Tyra bought four apartments in her building for 10 million dollars and she’s combining them into one large duplex on the 22 and 23rd floors, so it’s a BIG job. The work is 6 months past schedule and neighbors are in despair over the deafening drilling and banging etc. Tyra is eager to move in because she’s ready to start a family. She says she is actively trying to get pregnant with her boyfriend, investment banker John Utendahl. (It was rumored that she moved her talk show from LA to New York to be closer to John) So far no marriage plans, however.

MARIAH’S PREGNANT AND NICK CANNON IS A HAPPY HUSBAND

Nick Cannon can finally celebrate Mariah Carey’s pregnancy publicly. They’ve been struggling to keep it a secret as long as possible because Mariah is superstitious and already had a miscarriage. According to a friend “Nick is like a girl – he wanted Mariah to have a baby right after they got married. He likes kids and feels like this cements their marriage.” The happy couple is deliberately vague about the delivery date – “sometime in the Spring.”

SPONTANEOUS PORTRAIT OF LEELEE SOBIESKI AND HER BABY

This is such a sweet photo that we’re betting Leelee Sobieski (“Public Enemies”) will want a copy of it. She was photographed meeting a friend for coffee in New York. Leelee, 27, is engaged to fashion designer Adam Kimmel and she took some time off to have their baby Louisiana, who’s now five months old. Adam and Leelee were talking about getting married this Spring, but so far, no news.

SCOTT DISICK IS SPENDING HIS BABY PHOTO MONEY

Kourtney Kardashian’s shady baby-daddy Scott Disick continues to live up to his reputation as an arrogant moocher and party-hound. Not much is known about Disick’s past, but his present is nothing to rave about. He has no career or job, and spends his free time flirting with women and enjoying the notoriety he’s gotten from appearing on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” Even the Kardashian family doesn’t speak highly of him, and hope that Kourtney won’t marry him. Apparently he lives on the money he gets from the TV show and his split of the money for selling photos of his baby. Today he was seen in his usual Euro-preppie attire, with a male friend at La Scala restaurant in Beverly Hills – holding court at a table while star-struck tourists asked him questions and ”lapping up the attention.”

ASHLEE SIMPSON: HAPPY AT LAST

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Ashlee Simpson was painfully disappointed over leaving Melrose Place so abruptly, but she bounced right back by signing up to reprise her Roxie Hart role in “Chicago” on Broadway. That’s explains the black dye job. Ashlee and Pete Wentz brought their baby Bronx to the CVS pharmacy and bought him this red truck that has him filled with delight.

MARK WAHLBERG MUST BE HAPPIER THAN HE LOOKS

Mark Wahlberg always has that scowl on his face, but he’s GOT to be more fun than he looks. He’s filming in NYC and speaking freely about the 4th baby that his new wife Rhea Durham is expecting. They’re having another girl so the family is balanced with two girls and two boys. And despite multiple births, Rhea still looks like a supermodel. Although Mark came from a family of 9, he says 4 are enough, because he wants each of his kids to have plenty of attention.