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ARNOLD THE GOVERNATOR IS NOW A HIT MAN

It’s fun to see our former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger in Canada being prettied up for his new comedy/action movie “Why We’re Killing Gunther,” written and directed by SNL’s Taran Killam. (Who, incidentally will NOT be back next season.) Arnold plays Gunther, the world’s greatest hit-man and he’s tormented by a bunch of competitive international assassins conniving to kill him. Gunther is an obnoxious show-off, but he’s also savvy and repeatedly outsmarts his hapless stalkers in the film. Arnold actually got a cute haircut for the role.

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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER HAS A BAD CASE OF TRUMP ENVY

Celebrity Apprentice has started filming in LA and the new Donald, Arnold Schwarzenegger, is observing the new crop of contestants. This week they filmed on Hermosa Beach where Brooke Burke and Boy George (of all people) were involved in a fitness event. We’re pretty sure that Arnold is VERY jealous of Donald Trump right now because Arnold always wanted to run for President and Trump is doing well. Because he was born in Austria, Arnold is not eligible, but Trump’s success has probably convinced Arnold he MIGHT have been elected!

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WHY ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IS THE PERFECT CHOICE TO HOST CELEBRITY APPRENTICE

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Donald Trump figured it would be IMPOSSIBLE to fill his shoes when he left his successful TV series to run for President. He was WRONG! SOMEBODY brilliant came up with the idea of hiring Arnold Schwarzenegger to host Celebrity Apprentice and he couldn’t be more perfect. Arnold is a successful businessman and politician. (and movie star!) He’s a stern taskmaster when it comes to doing a job RIGHT. And he’s an immigrant from Austria. Unlike Trump, Arnold doesn’t judge a woman only by her looks, or a man simply by how much money he has. Arnold likes to have FUN and we’re betting the show will be more entertaining than ever! (We wonder if Patrick Schwarzenegger will also be on the show) We can hardly wait to hear what Donald has to say about Arnold replacing him. Hmmm…

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STALLONE, SCHWARZENEGGER, AND THE HELLS ANGEL: QUIEN ES MAS MACHO?

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Nice to see these three guys in their 60’s looking fit and hanging out at Caffe Roma like teenagers. We’re betting Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger teased their buddy Chuck Zito about his date with Pamela Anderson the other night. Arnold and Sly were arch-rivals back in the day when both were action heroes, but time mellowed them and eventually they became friends after all. Of course you still sense a competitive edge… Arnold has the best taste in shoes.

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COLOR CHALLENGED: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER AND HIS HAIRDRESSER

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Former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is living like a single guy- he drove his military green Hummer (it runs on eco-friendly vegetable oil) to visit his buddy, hairdresser Giuseppe Franco in Beverly Hills. Franco has been responsible for Arnold’s hair for almost 30 years – Arnold comes to the salon twice a month for color and hair treatments etc . Giuseppe also travels with Schwarzenegger when necessary. It’s nice that Arnold is loyal to his old friends, but Giuseppe is no genius when it comes to natural looking color – for himself OR Arnold. Franco’s hair is shoe polish black, and Arnold’s is faintly orange.

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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: BACK IN THE BODYBUILDING BUSINESS

It’s ironic that the son of Arnold Schwarzenegger who turned out to be the most like his father is Joseph Baena, the son he had with his housekeeper. Of course, that revelation broke up Arnold’s marriage to Maria Shriver, but he doesn’t hold it against the boy or his mom. According to TMZ, Arnold does have a relationship with the 16 year old and has noticed that husky Joseph has inherited his father’s physique. He might be another Mr Olympia in the making! Arnold started working out at 16, and he’s delighted at the prospect of mentoring his own bodybuilder son, so he’s providing the gym equipment and encouragement to get Joseph started. Click HERE to see photos of Joseph.

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FISTS FLY BETWEEN ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER AND SYLVESTER STALLONE

The trailer for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone’s movie “Escape Plan” features the two aging action heroes in a knock-down drag-out fight. It’s something they’ve probably both been waiting to do for decades. These guys were once extremely competitive. Stallone found success first and he had the nerve to offer upcoming Arnold a small part in one of his movies playing his mentally challenged brother. Arnold was irritated and at the peak of his popularity would occasionally joke about Stallone – he thought Sly had terrible taste in clothes. Don’t forget Arnold also had a fling with Sly’s wife Brigitte Nielsen before Sly met her. Sly seethed when he heard Arnold’s wisecracks and he got revenge by PAYING an author to write a scathing biography of Arnold which described his father as a Nazi. Eventually the two rivals called a truce aand now in their maturity, they’re buddies as you can see.

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“ESCAPE PLAN” – ARNOLD AND SLY ARE DYING TO BREAK OUT OF PRISON TOGETHER

Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger teamed up again for “Escape Plan” which is set to be released in September. It’s the story of a structural engineer (Stallone) who is wrongly convicted of a crime and sent to a high tech escape-proof prison of his own design. Once locked up, he plots the impossible escape with a fellow prisoner played by Schwarzenegger, and another who is a computer expert (50 Cent.) It all sounds like fun but isn’t it an odd coincidence to see two sixty-something guys in jail without a grey hair on their heads? Do they have hair salons in men’s prisons?

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TOUGH GUYS STALLONE, ARNOLD, AND STATHAM – TIME TO RETHINK YOUR CAREERS?

It’s no secret that we are NOT fond of action movies, so we were fascinated to see that Sylvester Stallone’s “Bullet to the Head” was a flop this weekend. Especially since Arnold Schwarzenegger’s “The Last Stand” and Jason Statham’s “Parker” also failed miserably at the box office recently. Is this a trend? We sure hope so. We have always lamented the beautiful cars that are routinely wrecked in such movies. Not to mention the gunfire, deafening explosions, and bloody deaths. But worst of all were the egos of the leading men engaged in these activities. Even vampires are preferable to those testosterone fueled “strong silent types.”

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MARIA’S NO DUMMY – SHE KNEW ARNOLD WAS A CHEATER BEFORE SHE MARRIED HIM!

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Let’s clear something up right now. When it comes to Arnold cheating, Maria KNEW. Arnold was cheating on Maria long before they got married and she had plenty of time to change her mind. He really appreciated women and made passes in the gym and on movie sets. And plenty of girls responded favorably to attention from Mr Olympia or Arnold the Movie Star. Arnold didn’t lie or make promises – he just liked sex. The tabloids detailed his many flings, including the one with Brigitte Nielsen. We clearly recall Arnold making a movie in Mexico and stories came back about him having wild affair with an actress in the movie. It was well documented and months BEFORE he married Maria. Of course, Arnold’s boorish womanizing is not excusable, but it was common knowledge at the time, and Maria chose to marry him ANYWAY. Why did she do it?

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