ANGELINA AND BRAD ARE SMIRKING BECAUSE THEY FOOLED EVERYONE BY HAVING A BOY AND A GIRL!

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It seems like ALL the magazines got it wrong when they stated matter-of-factly that Angelina and Brad were having twin GIRLS! In fact she had a girl, Vivienne, and a BOY, Knox. Last night In Touch announced the birth BEFORE it happened (they got the time wrong and just about everything else) and insisted she gave birth to two girls! Sometimes these generously paid sources just don’t try hard enough. For hours after In Touch made their inaccurate announcement (which was picked up all over the place,) the actual story was on the web. We’re wondering if the unexpected boy raised the selling price of the baby photos to 11 million.

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  1. Nobody’s picture is worth that kind of money. They’re just babies who all look alike anyway.
    This whole celebrity thing has gone too far.
    I wouldn’t pay a darned nickel to buy a magazine with the babies pix on them. A total waste of money.

  2. OH REALLY….IT WAS IN VITRO ..YOU REALLY DIDN’T BELIEVE THE 2 GIRLS….THIS WAS WELL PLANNED…AND DON’T BE SURPRISED IF ALL THE FUTURE BABIES ARE ADOPTED….
    AS FOR THE MONEY..IF THE MAG’S ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO PAY…WHY NOT TAKE IT…

  3. All the future babies will be adopted because Angie is keen to get back on the heroin. Watch her become rail-thin again in about 4 months. She is the “fake a la ferocity” of Awful Truth blind vice. And that is the major reason why she adopts out of America. She would never pass the stingent conditions of an American adoption.

  4. If I never see their faces again, it won’t be too soon.

  5. What makes these babies any more valuable or better than any other babies? The way the press just gushes over Brad and Angelina is beyond ridiculous. You’d think she was the first woman to ever give birth.

  6. No matter what….I know that sooner or later adulterers will pay for their sins. Payback will happen in some form or another, the method known of course only by the Almighty. Jennifer is watching and observing.

  7. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Yes, LBB, and payback will happen even quicker if Tom Cruise talks them into Scientology. Dumb and dumber Brad is likely to fall for it. They have SCI in France.

  8. Why would you wish bad on this scenerio. I want things to work for these two because they have children (allot of them). I’m not endorsing his adultry but I’m rooting for these two to have staying power. The cycle needs to be broken and these kids need two committed parents.

  9. Whatever publicity they’re able to generate hinges on the consumer. If we stop attending their movies, buying the DVD’s and magazines, etc, then demand for them begins to wane. Whether we are fussing or praising, the buzz is still there for them. We feed the media machine and create the frenzy.
    Regardless of all of that–congratulations to all concerned. Healthy babies are a wonderful blessing to any set of parents. It’s a pleasure to hear some good news when so much is so bad.

  10. Adulterers? Get over it. His marriage didn’t work. He moved on. Jen Aniston moved on. It happened a million years ago. Why are people still hung up on his divorce? You can’t blame Angie for the demise of Brad’s marriage. Why give Angie so much power?

  11. Holy crappppppp, am I sick of this family. Give it a rest, Hollywood.
    Brad, Angelina raise your kids and give us a break from your circus show. Please. +_+

  12. Angelina and Brad don’t address rumors. They never revealed the sex of their first baby nor did they reveal the sex of their twins. All reports were mere speculation among other rumors about their supposed break up, marriage, and so forth. They seem very focused on their children and charity work so I don’t think people’s opinions about their lifestyle really matters to them.
    Besides it seems like any published reports about them seem false anyway. How many times has the media reported on their surprise wedding?

  13. they earning their money in america but they’re spending it in other countries and they have no respect for america, people who support these idiots are so stupid and naive, i’m certain they both are laughing at those people who support them behind close doors.

  14. 9:23 WOW that rumor sounds so ridiculous. Sounds like a soap opera. Angelina looked very pregnant. It’s not something you could fake. And who the hell is her assistant?

  15. Ani: They’ve donated plenty of money for devastated areas in New Orleans following Hurricane Katrina and have donated to children’s hospitals in the U.S.
    Just because they also choose to donate to charities outside the U.S. doesn’t mean they don’t respect the U.S.

  16. Hey 3:10 let’s think about Angelina’s supposed heroin addiction for a minute.
    When, in the midst of 18-hour days and international flights, is she supposed to be shooting up this alleged heroin? Did she shoot up at the hospital as she prepared to give birth? And how come we don’t see her stumbling around or looking wasted? Or getting strung out because she’s gone too long without? Isn’t that what heroin junkies do?

  17. Who cares about these god hating adulterers? I hope they burn….well you know where.

  18. XoXo: take a read of this:
    Blind Spot – Jun 26, 2008
    Fake

  19. WOW that rumor sounds so ridiculous. Sounds like a soap opera. Angelina looked very pregnant. It’s not something you could fake. And who the hell is her assistant?
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    you’re so not up to date aren’t you first get facts together before commenting cause you make yourself look like a fool, you don’t know if she has an assistant, wow what kink of fan are you?
    go to www. bauergriffinonline.com
    type angelina jolie
    it gives all agies posts on that site, go down the page and clik on the post that says: angelina jolie’s pregnant assistant same due date, or cut and paste this
    see her assistant how natural she is and how fake angie is , i have to see her babies at the same time as angie’s babies to believe that angie was pregnant.

  20. They’ve donated plenty of money for devastated areas in New Orleans following Hurricane Katrina and have donated to children’s hospitals in the U.S.
    Just because they also choose to donate to charities outside the U.S. doesn’t mean they don’t respect the U.S.
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    they never donated money to new orlean, what they did they purchase lands and built homes and sold it to people of new orlean, this is called investment , not charity , yes they helped someone that was themseleve not people of new orlean don’t ever think you can fool people with these garbage charity.

  21. Congrats to them but $11 million is way too much to pay for exclusive pictures. However the money will go to charity, so it’s all good.
    My on criticism…i wish they would go away for a while. It seems like everywhere you turn their are pix of Bradgelina. I’m getting bored of them tbh.

  22. If anyone doesn’t think that Jennifer doesn’t begrudge Angie moving in on her man, I say think again !!! She was totally humiliated and miserable when this came out. Sure, she has moved on, but to what…Vince Vaughn, John Meyer, various and sundry whore-mongers. I still think she regrets not having kids and/or adopting, so she could hold onto Mr. Family-Oriented, Pretty Boy, Eye-candy.

  23. Oh yes, they are smirking now, but will they smirk on Judgment Day.

  24. Their kids make more headlines then their movies!
    Not good for people who think they are actors.

  25. Oh, God, why don’t you get out your torches and pitchforks and get it over with????

  26. They donated NOTHING to New Orleans. Brad went in with a builder to build homes and sell them for a profit. Naturaly these are homes most can’t afford in N.O. So he gave nothing!!! And they lied about donating the last photo money, and never did. These two attention whores are the worst of the worst and the lowest of the low.

  27. Name one memorable movie that either one have made. You can’t; and certainly not “Mr and Mrs Smith”, which started all the fornication and adultery. They just got in on the fast track with grade B & C movies, and the rest is history. What happens with them in the future will be the real story.

  28. ^^^
    “A River Runs Through It”
    to name just one, MamaSan

  29. Crimey, that movie was long, drawn out, and utterly boring.

  30. I agree with ani he had houses built that only his friends can afford. America is good enough for them to make their money but not to have their babies here.

  31. I would not want to be either of them for all the tea in China. It matters not how much $$ they give away or how many kids they have. All that matters is that they are ROTTEN INSIDE. Ang is possibly still a drug user. She has dabbled in lesbianism with Jenny Shimitzu, and had many male and female lovers. Not to mention breaking up Jen’s marriage. Plus, they are not Christians, but Buddhists. Enjoy all your material things now, because eternity will be H.O.T.
    PS: I didn’t write the rules.

  32. Why would the a**-h**es SMIRK about fooling us. Big deal. Just two more spoiled brats that will grow up with two heathens. I agree with Jasper’s Goat. Eternity lasts a wee bit longer than life on this earth.

  33. 2:08 Who’s to say that that blind item has any truth to it? Ever think that it could be Madonna. It sounds like Madonna and I wouldn’t be surprised knowing that she was banned from touring Japan because she was caught with drugs there during her last tour.

  34. Who cares?! I sure don’t. I’m sick to death of hearing about these people.

  35. Angel: So women can’t be pregnant at the same time? Reread your post, you sound crazy. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. Just because it’s written on some blog doesn’t mean there’s an ounce of truth to it.
    I hate Angie and Brad. I mean really hate them, but I can say that egotistical woman would flaunt the fact that she has another woman carrying her children rather than hide it. Angie is all about publicity, she’s a good business woman so I would think she would milk the surrogate route for everything. That being said: Gwen Stefani must be carrying Angie’s other spawn and Nicole Kidman just gave birth to Angie’s other child. Considering Angie is soooo damn sly, she must have other preggo assistants, public, and other starlets who happen to be pregnant at the same time carry her spawn for her.

  36. Knox Leon is (to say the least) a strange name. Girl’s name Vivienne Marcheline sounds OK. Show biz folks are soooo weird. And the weirder they are, the stupidest names they give to their kids.

  37. YUP….SHE’S A PRO….KNOWS HOW TO WORK THE GOSSIP BLOGS….I BET THEY DIDN’T KNOW THEY WERE WORKING FOR HER…CLEVER GIRL….

  38. Jen must be smarting right now. Also, she will have to purposely stay out of site for a bit because everyone will be asking her about the twins. Read the Vanity Fair article written in 2005. When asked about the rumor that Angie was pregnant, she tried to answer but the tears started coming. She then had to shake her head~ the subject was just too painful to deal with.

  39. Mark LOL that’s too funny. It’s Angie’s plan to fertilize every women so that she and Brad can start an army to take over the world…………..

  40. MamaSam here are some memorable Brad movies= Thelma and Louise, Fight Club, Ocean’s 11, A River Runs Through it, Legends of the Fall and so on……Angelina movies: Gia, Girl Interupted, Hackers, The Good Shepard, she’s sooooooo sexy in Wanted.

  41. 2:08 I read Ted Casablanca’s blind items regularly and I think he calls Angelina something like veiny vain. Also Angelina is the kind of person to be open about it like she is with every other thing in her life….Anyhoo I think ferocity is Madonna because of her fake british accent. Madge look scary skinny at one point as well and other bloggers hinted that she has a drug problem. It wouldn’t surprise me, cults make people crazy.

  42. I’m happy for them Great news I am sure for Brad, a Boy and a Girl, they will proberly adopt about two more and be done with it.. At any rate Congradulations to Brad, he has the life he dreamed of.. God Blesss them.

  43. Jennifer is watching and observing.
    July 13, 2008 4:01 PM
    Posted by: Little Bumble Bee
    ———–
    ???? very strange indeed, you seem like you would be a very scary person,, yikes

  44. Name one memorable movie that either one have made. You can’t; and certainly not “Mr and Mrs Smith”, which started all the fornication and adultery. They just got in on the fast track with grade B & C movies, and the rest is history. What happens with them in the future will be the real story.
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    Humm, lets see, Fight Club, Oceans movies, A river runs through it. Gia, Girl Interupted, Mr. and Mrs. Interview with a Vampire, Seven Monkeys, Jessie James, Tomb Raiders(done really well, even made a video game from it), Seven Years in Tibet.. I could really go on,, Mind you Jolie has an Oscar, among several other awards..
    not to mention Brad produced several award winning movies, Running with sissors, Departed, Willy Wonka,, Just to let you know,, And Wanted is doing excellent right now as it kung Fu Panda,, Wink

  45. The Top 100 movies of all time was just on TV a few weeks ago. None of the above-mentioned movies made it, except possibly (I think) “A River Runs Through It”. Repeat: None of their movies made the Top 100 seen on National TV about 5 weeks ago. If someone likes these movies, that’s their business. The Oceans Series was a bust.

  46. Altho most of us favor Jennifer over the man-stealer ho Angelina, we can all agree that Jen has also made a slew of ho-hum forgettable movies, just like these 2 fornicators/adulterers.
    Quantity of work does not equal Quality.

  47. LOL at the imbecilic notion that either of these two is not a bona fide movie star.
    They have both been the featured performers in a number of exceptionally successful films, whatever your opinion may be of their private life.
    “A River Runs Through It” too slow for you?
    Then next time ask Mommy to double up on your Ritalin when she takes you to the movies.

  48. In the past (before her reinvention) Angie admitted doing every drug there is, including heroin. And its well-documented Angie did heroin with Marilyn Manson a few years ago. She is (wisely) no longer open about her drug use. That doesn’t mean she no longer does it. Just that she doesn’t talk about it. She is not about to ruin her hard-worked St Angelina invention. But believe, she is just crazy enough to still do heroin and be a functional addict. Madonna is a health freak, never even smoked. No way she would ever do drugs.
    And you may have meant it as a joke but just in case you didn’t Lara Croft the video game came first. The movie was based on the game.

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