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COURTNEY LOVE IS ON A TWITTER BINGE OF BADMOUTHING DAVE GROHL

Courtney Love is back on Twitter, making enemies hand over fist. Lately she’s preoccupied with former Nirvana musician Dave Grohl and she’s accusing him of all kinds of unpleasant things. Like attempting to seduce her 19 year old daughter Frances. She claims a former roomate of Frances told her that. Keep in mind that Foo Fighters frontman Grohl, 43, is now happily married and has known Frances since she was born. Courtney went to accuse Grohl of being “obsessed” with jealousy of her ex husband Kurt Cobain and made a pass at HER also! It is suspected that Courtney’s rants are actually the result of disagreements over Nirvana song copyright details.

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ASHTON KUTCHER IS NO HANK WILLIAMS

Ashton Kutcher can’t avoid putting his foot in his mouth and his Twitter obsession isn’t doing him any favors. He appeared as a presenter last Sunday on the Country Music Awards televised in Las Vegas and he looked like a doofus. (Why he was on the show at all is a mystery.) He dressed himself up in a HUGE oversize cowboy hat that nearly covered his eyes and a fancy old style western jacket with a jumbo silver belt buckle. Country singers on the show found it offensive and thought he was MOCKING them. He tried to tweet explanations and ended up sniffing “I grew up idolizing the style of Hank and Merle, maybe new country people just don’t get it.”

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KIM KARDASHIAN HAS THE LAST LAUGH – ON HER TWITTER WAR WITH DEMI MOORE

Two years ago Demi Moore took exception to a tweet of Kim Kardashian’s and it started a mini-twitter war. Kim nonchalantly tweeted that she was “out pimpin’ with my friends” and Demi criticized her immature choice of words –pointing out that “a pimp is a slave owner” and the pimp culture should not be glorified. Kim was irritated, but let it slide at the time. But she didn’t forget. At Elton John’s party Kim was heard making fun of the fact that Demi was caught doing drugs with much younger friends -“she called ME immature!” Kim laughingly requested a song “dedicated to Demi” – the song was Devo’s “Whip It!

Incidentally, Kim K insists that this did NOT happen….

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DANCING WITH THE STARS: RICKI LAKE WAS THE CASUALTY OF KARDASHIAN VOTERS

One last thought about last night’s Dancing With The Stars: Ricki Lake was ROBBED. We were afraid that the Kardashians’ combined 24 million Twitter followers would make sure that Rob won no matter what. Luckily, JR Martinez, who seemed to be the choice of most Americans, actually DID win. If Rob had won he would always have had that black cloud of “cheating” hanging over him. Sure, he became a good dancer (and he has a great smile,) but Ricki Lake was far better. SHE’S the one who fell victim to Rob’s family packing the ballot box. She’ll have to console herself with that.

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GUESS WHAT – JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT IS SINGLE AGAIN!


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Not again. Jennifer Love Hewitt, 32, is down in the dumps again after splitting with her latest boyfriend Jarod Einsohn. They’ve been tweeting “It’s been nice knowing you” messages to each other. Jennifer has had a difficult time finding Mr Right. She split with her fiancee Ross McCall, Jamie Kennedy, and Alex Beh in the past couple of years. Judging by the happy photo on the left taken at the Breaking Dawn premier versus the sad photo from Friday, she wears her heart on her sleeve.

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MILEY CYRUS CAN’T IMAGINE WHERE THOSE EXTRA CALORIES ARE COMING FROM

Miley “ I love myself” Cyrus kicked up a huge fuss when twitter followers accused her of gaining weight. She insisted she LOVES her womanly body and men love it too. Keep in mind, she is eighteen and that’s the age when a lot of young people pack on the pounds their freshman year in college. Not only from eating donuts for breakfast, but from DRINKING. It so happens Miley is welcome at the Hollywood clubs, like Beacher’s Madhouse, and it’s easy to have friends procure drinks. Miley would be very irritated to learn that people who know her in Hollywood suspect that booze is making her plump up.

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GEORGE CLOONEY TO STACY KEIBLER: CUT BACK ON THE TWEETS!

Speaking of George Clooney, he has been pestering Stacy Keibler to stop tweeting anything remotely related to their relationship. Every once in awhile she tweets “I feel like a princess today” or something similarly vague, and it makes George uncomfortable. He doesn’t do Facebook or Twitter and would prefer that Stacy gave up tweeting altogether.

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COURTNEY LOVE: THINK BEFORE YOU TWEET!

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Be careful what you say on Twitter. Courtney Love just made history with a lawsuit brought against her for insults she made on Twitter. Courtney chose to settle the dispute and it cost her $430,000 in payments spread over four years. The battle started with Courtney NOT paying for $4000 worth of clothing she purchased from NY designer Dawn Simorangkir. (Courtney is in the habit of stiffing designers and stylists.) The designer demanded her money and Courtney tweeted a tirade of insults, describing Dawn with words such as “asswipe, nasty lying hosebag and thief.” The designer’s defamation suit resulted in the hefty settlement that might instill caution in all of us.

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WE GET THE JOKE, CHELSEA, BUT IS IT REALLY A JOKE?

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Of course, Chelsea Handler was joking when she posted this intimate bedroom photo with 50 Cent on Twitter. They both seem to enjoy the publicity they garner as a pair. She captioned it “ I don’t know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper!” Chelsea and Fitty appear to be kissing on a bed, but keep in mind, behind every joke there is an element of truth.

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THIS IS HOW COURTNEY LOVE COMMUNICATES WITH HER DAUGHTER

Poor Frances Cobain – she has a restraining order against her mother Courtney Love but her mother always finds a way to reach out to her. When Courtney saw photos of emancipated Frances and her boyfriend at Coachella in May, she wrote loads of rambling tweets, sending messages like “Don’t overtext – and remember there are plenty of fish in the sea who will treat us like princesses.” She also added “You’re just like me in every way – and I know you HATE it!” To regain Frances’ attention, Courtney recently posted a collection of outrageous photographs of herself (according to her visible tattoos, these are not new) on Facebook.This one features transsexual model Amanda Lepore whipping Courtney’s bare bottom.

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