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JENNIFER ANISTON IS STILL SMART- BUT NOT PREGNANT

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For the umpteenth time, Jennifer Aniston is still NOT pregnant! She’s going about her business as usual and was seen on the Paramount lot filming a SmartWater commercial. Observers say she is definitely NOT expecting. Her last SmartWater ad made fun of all the rumors about her hair, pregnancy, workouts, etc. It’s HILARIOUS – If you haven’t seen it, take a look above.

FERGIE AND SKINNY WATER ARE JOINING FORCES

Fergie has dropped seventeen pounds in the past year and she’s often seen drinking or carrying around bottles of Skinny Water (above.) She credited the water for helping curb her appetite and increase her energy without added calories. Needless to say, the Skinny Water people were THRILLED and immediately made her an offer to appear in their print ads and billboards. Fergie knows that Jennifer Aniston makes millions as spokesperson for smartwater, so she’s not adverse to the idea. They’re negotiating a deal now.