AN OPEN LETTER TO KATY PERRY: IT’S NOT TOO LATE TO CHANGE YOUR MIND!
California Girl Katy Perry- you still have time to back out of plans to marry Russell Brand this weekend in India. After all, you’ve only known each other for a year, and besides having a reputation as drug addled sex addict, Russell wears hair extensions and mascara! Katy- you are too good for him! Plus, he’s ten years older than you! So what if 85 guests have been gathering in India for the week long event which culminates in the wedding ceremony. (Russell also invited a marriage counselor in case there are last minute jitters.) Remember, Katy, if you back out of this wedding, no one will hold it against you! And the hole from that Indian bridal nose ring WILL heal up!