Russell Brand

AN OPEN LETTER TO KATY PERRY: IT’S NOT TOO LATE TO CHANGE YOUR MIND!

California Girl Katy Perry- you still have time to back out of plans to marry Russell Brand this weekend in India. After all, you’ve only known each other for a year, and besides having a reputation as drug addled sex addict, Russell wears hair extensions and mascara! Katy- you are too good for him! Plus, he’s ten years older than you! So what if 85 guests have been gathering in India for the week long event which culminates in the wedding ceremony. (Russell also invited a marriage counselor in case there are last minute jitters.) Remember, Katy, if you back out of this wedding, no one will hold it against you! And the hole from that Indian bridal nose ring WILL heal up!

“GET HIM TO THE GREEK” IS A GUARANTEED GOOD TIME

We ventured out to see “Get Him to the Greek” thinking “Oh, a remake of “My Favorite Year”– how bad can it be?” Well, it’s not bad (although we have never been particularly fond of Russell Brand) – it’s actually TONS of fun! Russell Brand and Jonah Hill are perfectly cast, but it’s Sean ‘P.Diddy’ Combs who steals every scene he’s in! This is not a little movie – it has a huge cast and extravagant visuals, plus a great script. The excessive rock n roll scenes and party spectacles are realistic and laugh out loud funny. We think this will be Judd Apatow’s biggest moneymaker yet.

KATY PERRY AND RUSSELL BRAND FOUND THEIR DREAM HOUSE

House Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Katy Perry and Russell Brand are wasting no time when it comes to nesting. They bought this 3.25 million dollar, 4 bedroom, 4 and a half bath house in Los Angeles to call home. The gated house is modern and has rolling green lawns, a pool, and it’s not without humor – there’s even a teepee in the back yard. Katy’s having fun shopping for modern furnishings and art for their place.

KATY PERRY AND RUSSELL BRAND FEEL RIGHT AT HOME IN SILVERLAKE

Photo Credit: Buzz Foto

Katy Perry and Russell Brand ALMOST went unrecognized in Silverlake, Cal, because almost everyone resembles them in this neighborhood of hipsters. They had brunch at Dusty’s Bistro on Sunset, and they each brought their own reading matter. It appears that Katy is carrying a fashion magazine and Russell has a script and a notebook.

KATY PERRY IS IN NESTING MODE

Katy Perry, clad in a “be afraid” t-shirt, spent an afternoon shopping on La Brea in Hollywood without her fiancee Russell Brand. She browsed in American Rag and found a never been worn vintage shirt that’s perfect for Russell. After that she walked down the street and wandered through vintage furniture stores, contemplating what to buy for her new house.

WHAT DOES KATY PERRY’S FAMILY THINK OF RUSSELL BRAND?

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Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

After spending the week before Christmas with her UK boyfriend Russell Brand, Katy Perry came home alone to LAX on Christmas eve. Her religious family lives in Southern California and they traditionally spend the holidays together. Wasn’t Russell invited? We wonder if there was a dinner table discussion about Russell and the fact that he’s rumored to have bought a 2.2 million dollar house in LA. UK papers say Russell has put his London home on the market and plans to move to Los Angeles for Katy.

JOHN GALLIANO’S SHOES SEEM PLAUSIBLE COMPARED TO OTHERS WE’VE SEEN

Sometimes the audience at a fashion show is as compelling as the show itself. These front row A-listers at the John Galliano show in Paris are mesmerized by the extravagant fashions. Glammed up Katy Perry and Russell Brand are holding hands and look quite cozy. Prince’s red satin shoes are eye-catching but no competition for the shoes Galliano presented. This must be the year of The Outrageous Shoe.