Madonna

MADONNA HAD A FASHION EMERGENCY AT BARNEYS

Madonna was one of the last customers to visit Barneys before the 7PM closing time this evening and she was dressed to kill. She must have been on her way to a cocktail party or dinner and realized she forgot something that Barneys could provide. A last minute gift? A fashion accessory? A special shade of lipstick? Whatever. Maybe she needs the dark glasses because she’s still hung over from the rockin’ Oscar party she and Guy Oseary had that lasted until 5 AM.

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STOP THE PRESSES! MADONNA FLEW IN ECONOMY CLASS TO PORTUGAL!

London was truly shocked when Madonna boarded a flight there leaving for Portugal on Halloween and she chose to sit in economy Class (we call it third class) for the two and a half hour flight. Maybe there were no first class seats available or maybe she wanted a window seat, but at least one delighted passenger couldn’t help sneaking a photo. Madonna spends a lot of time in Lisbon these days because her son David Banda, 12, is enrolled in a youth football academy there. Apparently he’s an amazingly talented soccer player and aspires to be a pro.

IMAGINE HAVING MADONNA AS YOUR MOM

Madonna’s twins have quite a new life to get accustomed to. Esther and Stella,5, were adopted in February and their heads must be spinning from all that fashion and luxurious living. They are pictured here at the airport, returning from Madonna’s lavish birthday celebration in Europe. Madonna is wearing that Louis Vuitton X Supreme hoodie that teenagers are standing in line to pay $800.00 and up for. She’s also wearing Stella McCartney platform shoes. Don’t know WHY the twins have all their hair cut off. That’s Lourdes in the background hiding behind her yellow jacket.

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THIS IS NOT MADONNA’S NEW BOY TOY!

At first glance, one might assume that Madonna has a new young boyfriend, but this good looking guy is actually her son David Banda. How quickly he has grown up! So tall – and he’s only 11 years old! Madonna and David stopped for a friend’s wedding in Italy on their was to Lisbon, Portugal. David has been accepted into a special school there – the prestigious Benfica Academy. The school nurtures and trains talented young soccer players to become professionals. David has come a long way from Malawi.

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ROCCO RITCHIE WON’T BE HAPPY TO SEE THIS

Uh oh. Even Rocco Ritchie can have girlfriend problems. While his pal Brooklyn Beckham is in Los Angeles crushing on actress Madison Beer, Rocco’s model girlfriend Kim Turnbull is in Barbados frolicking in the ocean with good looking another guy. Kim is Rocco’s first serious girlfriend since he moved to London to live with his father Guy Ritchie. Rocco turns 17 this month and Kim is the same age.

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SINCE WHEN DOES MADONNA CARE ABOUT HER OLD PANTIES?

There’s nothing Madonna enjoys more than SHOCKING ordinary people, so we were surprised when she put up a fuss over an ex-boyfriend auctioning off a pair of panties she gave him in 1994. The guy, Peter Shue, says Madonna sent him the panties with a love note before she left town one day and their relationship fizzled not long after that. Shue is trying to drum up interest in a book he wrote about his life (above) so he’s enjoying the fuss and challenged Madonna to buy the panties herself. What’s funny is how much BETTER Madonna has aged than her ex-boyfriend! – Click HERE to see him now.

PARIS JACKSON IS IN LOVE AND SHE MIGHT PLAY MADONNA IN A MOVIE!

Paris Jackson has been professing her love with tender words and photos all over Instagram. She’s in love with her dog and admits she not only is crazy about her pet, but admits the pooch is so far the love of her life. The dog is wearing a little vest that indicates it’s a service dog- most likely giving emotional support. Paris has had her share of emotional and substance problems in the past. Right now Paris is being courted to star as a young Madonna in Blonde Ambition – based on Madonna’s early years in New York in the 80’s. There IS a resemblance.

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SOMETIMES MADONNA AND LOURDES AGREE

While her brother Rocco often seems embarrassed by his mother Madonna’s eccentricities, Lourdes Leon is following in her footsteps. For years Madonna has rebelled against the custom of women shaving their underarms, and she often posted photos of herself flaunting her natural armpits. Not long ago she proudly posted a photo of Lourdes with underarm hair. It wasn’t a fluke – Lourdes just appeared in Miami for spring break and she too is rejecting the notion that women – and not men – should have hair-free underarms.

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MADONNA HAS LOST ROCCO FOR GOOD

When her teenage son Rocco Ritchie insisted on moving to London to live with his father, Madonna was outraged. Although she was busy touring herself, Madonna wanted her son back and fought in court for him. Eventually she calmed down and decided to let Rocco stay – assuming he would miss her and his family in New York. But NOOOOO. Rocco, now 16, immediately took to his new surroundings and his skater buddies there. He got a model girlfriend and has loads of cool friends, including Brooklyn Beckham. To top it off, he got a modeling job with Adidas and he’s earning MONEY, so he’s independent. Fortunately, Madonna adopted twin girls from Malawi so she’ll still have plenty of kids to drag to Kabbalah meetings.
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WOMENS RIGHTS ARE NO BIG DEAL TO THE KARDASHIANS

Shame, shame, shame on the Kardashians and Jenners for not sending a SINGLE family member to take part in the Women’s March. Too busy taking selfies? Keep in mind the Kardashian-Jenner family made their fortune because teen girls watched their TV shows. The Kardashians taught these young female fans to slather on their makeup and take off their clothes to attract men. (Advanced education is a no-no subject in their house.) Granted it would have been difficult to march in five inch stilettos along with a beauty squad and MALE bodyguards. While we’re on the subject, we have to point out that Madonna may have had good intentions, but she made a huge mistake in trying to out trash-talk Donald Trump. She sounded like an ignorant guy with a pickup truck and a gun in the glove compartment. For some reason Madonna thinks its cool to act like a man. She needs to take lessons from Gloria Steinem. Gloria knows that women are superior and gives truly motivating speeches. And they’re not all about HER.

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