Kris Jenner

KRIS AND BRUCE JENNER DIVORCE: FLASHBACK TO HAPPIER TIMES

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Kendall Jenner was obviously disturbed when her mother Kris Jenner finally filed for divorce from Bruce – even though it was inevitable. They’ve been living separately for nearly two years. So far, it looks like it will be a clean and simple split- Bruce is walking away with 30 million and can live happily after – as a man OR a woman. To remember the happy times, Kendall posted this undated vintage photo of the handsome young couple. Those innocent faces have no idea what’s ahead for them

KRIS JENNER IS TICKLED PINK WHEN CAUGHT WITH SUPERMAN

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Did Dean Cain know what he was getting into when he and Kris Jenner met for lunch at Cecconi’s? After lunch the former Superman, 48, who has put on a few pounds, looked a bit surprised to see the paparazzi snapping. Of course Kris appeared to be perfectly delighted. Kris, 58, was oddly attired in a white cotton summery dress over tight black leather pants and stiletto boots. They left in separate cars. We can just imagine Kris buzzing on the internet right now – looking for these photos…

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KYLIE JENNER’S BLADDER CONTROL: LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER?

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Kylie’s mother Kris Jenner made a big deal out of her own incontinence on her reality show. She admitted she often didn’t make it to the bathroom in time and peed in her pants. Clever Kris alerted the makers of Poise pads and ended up shooting an ad for them, thus turning an embarrassment into a profitable solution. Coincidentally or not, her daughter Kylie was photographed shopping in the BLADDER CONTROL aisle in her local drugstore.

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KRIS JENNER IS STRANGELY SILENT ABOUT BRUCE’S GENDER MYSTERY

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Kris Jenner seems amused by the rumors that her estranged husband Bruce is in the process of having a sex change, and not at all outraged. She had the opportunity to deny everything and clear up the situation with ET, but instead chose to skirt the issue with “99% of the stuff in the tabloids is made up.” (Bruce was photographed recently with bandages covering his laryngeal shave (yuk) and flashing long manicured nails.) She lamely added “He gets clear polish on his nails” and then returned the discussion to her preferred subject – HER.
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KRIS AND BRUCE JENNER BACK IN THE DAY

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Kendall Jenner posted this colorful undated photo of her parents Kris and Bruce Jenner when their marriage was working, preparing her favorite pasta together. Kris, clad in head to toe spandex, already has a manipulative look on her face and Bruce shows no indication of yearning for a sex change. His Adam’s apple didn’t seem to bother him in THOSE days…
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EVEN A NEW MERCEDES COULDN’T STOP KRIS JENNER’S SISTER FROM BLABBING ABOUT THE FAMILY

It’s a nightmare for Kris Jenner– her own estranged SISTER is selling stories about the family to the tabloids! Karen Houghton, 54, can’t stop talking since she discover how interested the tabs are in her sister’s family! Karen and Kris, 57, aren’t close, but Karen has dropped quite a few bombs about her sister. She describes Kris as “obsessed with money and power – Gucci purses and Bentleys.” Karen talked about the time when Kris first moved to Los Angeles – she said Kris used to hang around country clubs so she could meet wealthy men! And she couldn’t resist saying that her older sister Kris (who looks younger) “spent about a million dollars on plastic surgery.” Kris claims Karen “has demons” (implying drugs or alcohol) and sent her sister a new Mercedes to get on her good side, but it didn’t shut her up yet! (Above, Kris and daughter Kylie)

KRIS JENNER IS NOT ACCUSTOMED TO FAILURE

Much to Kris Jenner’s disappointment, her son in law Lamar Odom’s timely drug adventures did nothing to keep her talk show on the air. So many things have gone RIGHT for Kris for SO long, that she can hardly believe her show was not picked up. According to Radaronline, the bad news will be announced in a few days. Apparently Kris is just not the Kardashian that people want to look at every day. This is a horrible jolt for Kris, who demanded that Fox build her that fancy set duplicating her own home. We predict she will attempt to get a talk show on cable if all else fails.

HOW FAR WILL KRIS JENNER GO TO SAVE HER TALK SHOW?


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Kris Jenner is more desperate to save her talk show than we realized. She’s had just about every family member (except the one viewers want to see) on the show and called in all the favors owed her. We don’t know if we should blame her or her producers, but the segments are boring and trite- too much dieting and exercising, and no substance. (Do you really want to learn to belly dance?) It’s rumored that Kris is so frantic NOT to be canceled that she offered to work for HALF her salary! Is that enough? (Above, Diddy consoles her)

KRIS JENNER: A DEMENTED NORMA DESMOND?

Just yesterday, we wrote about Kris Jenner being desperate to make her talk show a hit, and already we have living proof! Brilliant NY Post TV critic Linda Stasi wrote a devastating critique of Kris’s show -she declared the show is “horrible” and Jenner is “boring, self-involved, spoiled, and vacuous.” She compared Kris to a demented Norma Desmond, and said she had as much right to have a talk show as her talentless daughter Khloe had for hosting a talent show. (Click HERE to read review – you’ll love it!) In response, Kris sent Linda Stasi a dozen Magnolia cupcakes and a $325 silver Tiffany pen. An enclosed note suggested that Linda use the pen to write a better review next time. Linda was outraged at the bribe attempt, and further lambasted Kris while claiming she cannot be bought. This drama is better than the talk show.
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