Gender Reassignment

“HUMAN KEN DOLL” RODRIGO ALVES IS NOW A FEMALE!

To no one’s surprise, self-proclaimed “human Ken doll” Rodrigo Alves, has decided he wants to be Barbie after all. After spending $500,000 on cosmetic procedures, including bicep and six-pack enhancement, Rodrigo, now 36, FINALLY acknowledged he’s not happy as a male and has been quietly living as a female for the past few months. He’s been popping hormones and is looking forward to extensive gender reassignment surgery for the new year. The photo above was taken at a laser hair removal clinic in London.

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CAITLYN JENNER: WHAT DOES GENDER REASSIGMENT HAVE TO DO WITH SPORTS?

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What on earth did Caitlyn Jenner do to deserve an ESPY award? ESPY stands for Excellence in Sports Performance Yearly. Is changing your sex considered a sports activity? Has the world gone MAD? It was gratifying to see the world champion US women’s soccer team onstage getting the attention they deserve. Apparently the ESPY producers feared the show would lack universal appeal or whatever, so they hauled in someone sure to attract curiosity (Jenner) followed by the sexy Kardashian/Jenner girls. (Above.) Remember, Jenner recently killed a woman and injured others due to inattentive driving. You’d think she’d want to keep a low profile. Jenner gave a nice speech but the honorable thing to do would have been to TURN DOWN the inappropriate award altogether.

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BRUCE JENNER LOOKS A LITTLE LESS MASCULINE TODAY

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Everything Bruce Jenner does seems to reinforce suspicion that he is considering a sex change. In fact, he seems quite irritable and hormonal on Keeping Up With the Kardashians lately. In this case, a photographer caught him leaving the Meche Salon in Beverly Hills and noticed that he had his long hair tucked up under his baseball cap. But most peculiar of all, Bruce tried to keep his chest turned AWAY from the paparazzi. The pap got this side view as Bruce ducked into his car, and we have to admit it looks odd.

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IT’S OKAY TO HAVE A SEX CHANGE IN IRAN IF YOU DON’T MIND GIVING UP YOUR RIGHTS

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Why would any Iranian man want to have a sex change? Surprisingly, it’s permitted there, but he would LOSE many of his legal rights. Imagine a country that resists gender mingling but allows gender reassignment! (We wonder if it’s legal for WOMEN also.) A man would become half of what he used to be. Of course he’d be veiled from head to toe, which would be convenient for the surgical process but he couldn’t show off anything after it was complete. It’s hard to imagine gender reassignment in Iran but the subject came up when four members of the Iranian women’s soccer team turned out to be men or some variation thereof. Now they’re all being tested.

KRIS JENNER IS STRANGELY SILENT ABOUT BRUCE’S GENDER MYSTERY

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Kris Jenner seems amused by the rumors that her estranged husband Bruce is in the process of having a sex change, and not at all outraged. She had the opportunity to deny everything and clear up the situation with ET, but instead chose to skirt the issue with “99% of the stuff in the tabloids is made up.” (Bruce was photographed recently with bandages covering his laryngeal shave (yuk) and flashing long manicured nails.) She lamely added “He gets clear polish on his nails” and then returned the discussion to her preferred subject – HER.
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LANA WACHOWSKI: WELCOME TO THE FEMALE GENDER

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Ever since we heard that one of the Wachowski brothers (they did the Matrix trilogy) was having gender reassignment, we’ve been curious to see the newly minted person. Andy Wachowski’s younger brother Larry is now Lana Wachowski and the brothers, along with German director Tom Tykwer, wrote and directed “Cloud Atlas.” The above photo features Andy on the left, Lana in the middle and Tykwer on the right. And Lana looks like a real hipster girl! Lana is the happiest she’s ever been in her life and she looks great. Good for her.