Kris Jenner had to cancel a recent guest appearance on “Bachelors in Paradise” because her upper lip “mysteriously” swelled up to massive proportions. Kris claimed she must have been bitten by an insect because she just returned from St Barts. (Possibly the same “insect” that bit Kylie Jenner.) The photo above is from “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” in 2012 when – coincidentally- Kris was bitten by another “insect.” Really, Kris.
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Can you believe it? Keep in mind Paris is cold and dreary in January – the temperature is around 35 degrees. Hardly weather for SHORTS and crochet leggings. Does Kris think she’s a runway model? What must the employees at stores like Chanel and Dior THINK when Kris walks in? Is she giving Americans a bad name? Quite possibly.
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No one gets a bigger kick out of Bruce Jenner’s sex-change torment than his ex-wife Kris. If Bruce is NOT headed toward transgenderville, Kris could have nipped the rumors in the bud after he had his Adam’s apple surgery. She just giggled and didn’t say a word. As the long hair and nail polish fueled more rumors, Kris scoffed at the stories but didn’t downright deny them. Now that Bruce is on the cover of In Touch and they photoshopped makeup on his face, Kris manages to be politically correct and still implicate Bruce by saying “It’s just mean- whether or not it’s true!”
Now that she’s single, Kris Jenner, 59, is living it up like there’s no tomorrow – or like she’s in her twenties again. She whisked her boyfriend Corey Gamble onto a private jet and they flew to Aspen for New Year’s Eve. After hitting a fundraiser at the St Regis hotel there in her chinchilla coat, Kris and Corey met some friends at Bootsy Bellows where Kris had a reserved table and the most expensive bottle service. It’s not often that WOMEN blow huge amounts of money at these clubs – according to employees it’s usually Saudi princes or ostentatious rappers. Kris didn’t flinch at her $20,000 tab! She treats her dates RIGHT.
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Kris Jenner’s new boyfriend Corey Gamble, 34, seems hell-bent on impressing her. Kris cannot be easy to shop for because she denies herself very little, if anything. Corey works for Scooter Braun as a road manager (frequently for Justin Bieber) and we’re not sure how much road managers earn, but he’s spending like he’s trying to Keep up with you–know-who. Corey was seen on Christmas eve shopping in Barneys, Cartier, and Louis Vuitton, and he walked out of each place with multiple bags. He does seem to be enjoying his new-found notoriety.
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Anybody out there want to add 40 pounds instantly? No padding needed – just buy this dress that Kris Jenner is wearing. It looks like mother-of-the-bride but it sags everywhere in the most unflattering manner. Not only does it look huge, but it’s way too long. At least it’s not too tight like Kim’s clothing….
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Kendall Jenner was obviously disturbed when her mother Kris Jenner finally filed for divorce from Bruce – even though it was inevitable. They’ve been living separately for nearly two years. So far, it looks like it will be a clean and simple split- Bruce is walking away with 30 million and can live happily after – as a man OR a woman. To remember the happy times, Kendall posted this undated vintage photo of the handsome young couple. Those innocent faces have no idea what’s ahead for them
Did Dean Cain know what he was getting into when he and Kris Jenner met for lunch at Cecconi’s? After lunch the former Superman, 48, who has put on a few pounds, looked a bit surprised to see the paparazzi snapping. Of course Kris appeared to be perfectly delighted. Kris, 58, was oddly attired in a white cotton summery dress over tight black leather pants and stiletto boots. They left in separate cars. We can just imagine Kris buzzing on the internet right now – looking for these photos…
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This is the first time we’ve seen a BLACK outfit that makes the wearer look FATTER rather than thinner! Who let Kris Jenner out of the house in this unflattering ensemble? Hopefully, after she sees this photo, Kris will put it up for sale on eBay with the rest of her family’s castoffs– but shoppers – be warned!
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Kylie’s mother Kris Jenner made a big deal out of her own incontinence on her reality show. She admitted she often didn’t make it to the bathroom in time and peed in her pants. Clever Kris alerted the makers of Poise pads and ended up shooting an ad for them, thus turning an embarrassment into a profitable solution. Coincidentally or not, her daughter Kylie was photographed shopping in the BLADDER CONTROL aisle in her local drugstore.
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