Keeping up with the Kardashians

WHO KNEW THE KARDASHIAN SISTERS WERE BIG SEARS SHOPPERS?

Shopping at Sears will never be the same. Giant blow-ups of the Kardashian sisters will be all over the store. Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe are combining talents to introduce the Karadashian Kollection, which will blanket the store with clothing, jewelry, lingerie, handbags, hats, gloves, and shoes. Can washing machines and lawn mowers be far behind? The chain expects to rake in 200 to 300 million dollars from the Kollection the first year. We were most amused by Kim’s remark “We always shopped at Sears and thought it would be the perfect place for our collection.” Funny, she’s been photographed shopping at a lot of places, but never Sears.

THE KARDASHIANS DIDN’T WANT TO BE INVESTIGATED

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Kardashian sisters actually had a pang of conscience and didn’t want to cheat their fans when they backed out of their debit Kard deal. Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney didn’t mind pocketing the excessive fees the cards charged, but what they didn’t like were the negative accusations that went along with it. The Attorney General of Connecticut threatened to investigate their Kard for violating consumer protection laws. That’s why they terminated their profitable debit card agreement.

SOON YOU’LL BE ABLE TO LOOK LIKE KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN’S BOYFRIEND SCOTT DISICK

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Scott Disick is jumping on the Kardashian endorsement locomotive and he’s already established himself as spokesperson for a product called Amidren High T which claims to “enhance male performance “ in the bedroom AND the gym – aimed at guys 20 to 40. Kourtney Kardashian’s dandyish baby-daddy also fancies himself a fashion expert and is working on a men’s clothing and accessory line for 2011. He’s not above rummaging for bargains – Scott was seen with several Century 21 shopping bags.

CAN TEENS KEEP UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS?

Lock up your teenagers. Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian are pushing to get teens to talk their parents into buying them prepaid Mastercards with the sisters photos on them – all for the ridiculous price of $99.95 a year. (Never mind that similar cards WITHOUT the sisters mugs can be had for $29.95 or less.) The Kardashians reason that these cards will help teens learn about money. And who knows more about money than Kim, who pays $30,000 for a handbag! Ironically, Brandy Norwood’s mother sued the Kardashian sisters in 2008 for abusing her credit card to the tune of $120,000. So they DO know a lot about spending other people’s money!

KHLOE KARDASHIAN WANTS YOU TO TALK ABOUT PERIODS MORE OFTEN


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Some people will do ANYTHING for money. Khloe Kardashian is being paid by the Kotex company to promote their “Real Talk Campaign.” Apparently they want girls to stop being embarrassed about having periods, but can you imagine following THIS tip: Khloe advises young women “to talk openly and without embarrassment about periods and vaginal care with friends and family.” A bit MUCH, if you ask us.