Kardashians

Family Grave Kardashian Robert Kardashian

ROBERT KARDASHIAN MIGHT BE ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE

The Kardashians are at odds over burial plans. The late patriarch of the family, Robert, is buried in a modest plot with a small headstone in Inglewood, California. He passed away before his ex-wife, Kris and their kids struck it rich on reality TV, so the simple plot was a sensible choice when he died in 2003. Twenty years later, the klan seems to be printing their own money, so now some of the kids want to exhume his body and give him a final resting place worthy of their family status. According to my source, it’s become a hot topic for the family and has divided them – Kourtney and Robert Jr. want to keep him where he is, but Kim, Khloe, and Kris want to dig him up and relocate him to a fancy million dollar gravesite.

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By Janet / October 19, 2023
Eyelashes Feud! Jordyn Woods Kardashian Success

CAN JORDYN WOODS MAKE IT ON HER OWN?

Jordyn Woods is putting on a brave face as she arrives at her Eyelure x Jordyn Woods lashes launch party at a London hotel. (Actually she LOOKS a lot like her former friend Kylie Jenner in that blonde wig!) Certainly the Eyelure company is worried about the commitment since Jordyn is on the outs with the Kardashians. Jordyn will have to prove to her business connections that she is still a powerful entity WITHOUT her Kardashian connections. And it won’t be easy.

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By Janet / March 26, 2019
Dita Von Teese Fashion Kardashian Style

DITA VON TEESE IS THE ANTI-KARDASHIAN

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The entire Kardashian family could use some charm, poise, and fashion lessons from Dita Von Teese. Some make-up lessons too. We are consistently amazed by Dita’s reliable good taste. Whether she’s at the supermarket (yes, we’ve bumped into her there) or leaving her hotel in New York, (above) she is tastefully attired. We have NEVER seen her in spandex and wardrobe malfunctions just don’t happen to her! Her hair is her own, and she does it herself. Her makeup is perfect without that Kardashian heavy shading, absurd eyelashes, and puffed up lips. Dita never disappoints.

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By Janet / December 3, 2015
American Crime Story David Schwimmer Kardashian Robert Kardashian

AMERICAN CRIME STORY WILL FEATURE KARDASHIANS AS CHILDREN

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David Schwimmer is actually starting to LOOK like OJ Simpson’s nefarious buddy Robert Kardashian! He’s on the Brentwood set filming American Crime Story, and the Kardashian kids are featured in the TV movie also. Little lookalike versions of Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, and Rob Jr have been cast to costar. Having younger versions of the entire Kardashian family will certainly increase interest in the project. Smart idea. We’re betting the girl in pink is playing Kim and the girl in blue is definitely Khloe.

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By Janet / July 15, 2015
Ford Kardashian Paris Hilton

THE KARDASHIANS, AMONG OTHERS, CAN’T TAKE A JOKE!

What happened to everybody’s sense of humor? This silly Ford ad, which was leaked but never published or used in any way, has caused the mischievous ad agency employees responsible to be fired and Kardashian lawyers are threatening a lawsuit! Apologies are flying all over the place! Feminists are riled up! What’s WRONG with you people? Don’t you know a JOKE when you see one? The “ad” was captioned ”Leave Your Worries Behind.” Paris Hilton is gleefully driving the three bound and gagged Kardashian sisters who stole Paris’s fame and popularity, in the roomy Ford trunk. Obviously Paris sees the humor in it because she’s the only one not complaining – about an ad that was never used. Stop overanalyzing- it’s a funny mock-up, nothing more.

By Janet / March 27, 2013
Fashion Kate Middleton The Kardashians

PIPPA MIDDLETON DOESN’T DRESS FOR THE PRESS

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We cannot figure out why Pippa Middleton (above) and her sister Kate are criticized because they recycle their clothes and wear them more than once – sometimes over and over. What’s more, they shop at affordable stores! Certainly they are photographed as much as the Kardashians, who are never seen in the same outfit or wearing the same shoes twice. The Kardashians sell their costly cast-offs on eBay and since they get most of the clothes free, they make a nice profit. Another reason to admire the Middleton sisters.

By Janet / September 14, 2011