Joe Gorga

MELISSA GORGA: ANOTHER FAKE NEW JERSEY HOUSEWIFE !

We just had to laugh when we learned that Melissa and Joe Gorga are too broke to make their mortgage payments and THAT’S why they just put their New Jersey mcmansion up for sale for 3.8 million. It seems like all these Real Housewives of New Jersey are anything but real. According to Radaronline, Melissa and Joe were living in a modest $500,000 house with 3 bedrooms and 2 baths before she was cast on the show. Joe had built the gaudy mansion on spec, hoping to find a buyer. As a builder, he got an interest free loan for a certain period of time until he sold the house. When his wife was cast on Housewives, they decided to move into the big house so they’d look wealthier than they are. And they ran up a LOT of bills keeping up the image. Now the interest free period on the loan is over and they can’t afford the huge payments so they have to sell. We wonder if exposure on the show will make the house sell faster…

“REAL HOUSEWIFE” MELISSA AND JOE GORGA DON’T EXACTLY LIVE THE SIMPLE LIFE


What a way to start the day! We visited The Realestalker and were greeted with photos of Melissa and Joe Gorga’s ostentatious house, which was just put up for sale. The Real Housewife of New Jersey is asking 3.8 million for the incredibly gaudy “European influenced” mcmansion. The place IS big – 13,500 sq ft, 6 bedrooms, 7 baths (and a recording studio) but not well thought out, and every surface seems to be gilded or marbled to the max. It’s enough to make an architect’s stomach turn. Speculation abounds that Melissa and Joe just MIGHT be moving to LA so she can pursue her “singing career.” They could be in for a big surprise when they realize they will have to pay around 3 times as much for a home like this in LA. Maybe Sylvester Stallone has a house he can sell them.

Photos via: The Realestalker

NEW JERSEY HOUSEWIFE TERESA HAS MET HER MATCH

Teresa Giudice’s worst nightmare has come true. The infamous table-flipping star of Real Housewives of New Jersey was NOT happy when her sister in law was asked to join the cast (in fact Teresa threatened to quit, but didn’t.) Melissa Gorga is married to Teresa’s brother Joe, and the flashy women, who are described as “two of a kind,” have always been at odds. Teresa was the best-known “Housewife” until Melissa came on like gangbusters. Melissa’s incredible ego, acquisitiveness, and vanity, not to mention her sex-starved husband Joe, are stealing the show. The Gorgas’ antics even eclipsed the Giudice’s financial woes. (Above, Teresa on the left and Melissa, right)