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SNOOKI AND JENNI JWOWW: THE NEW LAVERNE & SHIRLEY?

When Jersey Shore has finally run it’s course, Snooki and Jenni JWoww will debut their new spin-off series- scheduled for 2012. The girls had become fast friends and were planning to move in together and maybe even buy an house, so naturally MTV said “Let’s film it.” Our MTV source says that Snooki is a phenomenon because “success doesn’t change her – she is who she is.” The pilot has the two roommates “just being themselves” and our insider has described them as “the new Laverne & Shirley,” (IF you can imagine Laverne and Shirley fighting and cursing and having indiscriminate sex.)

JERSEY SHORE JENNI JWOWW: SMARTER THAN SHE LOOKS!

Excuse us, but has someone been PLAYING DUMB on “Jersey Shore?” And here we thought all the booze motivated party kids were drop-outs! Jenni JWoWW Farley, 25, has come clean with the admission that, implants not withstanding, she graduated from college with a 3.92 GPA with a degree in computer programming and a BFA in fine arts and animation! So the fact that she’s written a book, HERSELF, is a lot more believable. Her education became an issue now that she’s promoting her book “The Rules According to JWOWW.” Jenni’s brainy “secret” is out!

THE SITUATION, JENNI JWOWW, AND THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

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Jenni JWoww and The Situation stopped for a quick breakfast on their way to the gym this morning. Snooki must be sleeping late. For the third week in a row, Jersey Shore has been the MOST WATCHED TV show in New York- beating out all the top ten regulars like “60 Minutes.” According to Nielsen, the show had an astounding audience of 800,000 viewers. Keep in mind, New Yorkers consider themselves the most sophisticated people in the world.

JERSEY SHORE JENNI’S GOT A NEW BOYFRIEND- BUT WHAT DOES SNOOKI THINK?

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Jersey Shore’s Jenni JWoWW, 25, has got herself a new guy – but can she trust him? Snooki knows that SOME dudes are just looking for fame on the popular series and will leap at any opportunity to get it. Jenni’s new boyfriend Roger Williams, 35, is an oil truck driver and wears a crucifix around his neck. He certainly doesn’t seem to mind the cameras following him around and wasn’t shy about smooching with Jenni at lunch. By now everyone in the Jersey Shore house must be a little paranoid about outsiders – we’d like to know that they think of Roger.

JERSEY SHORE’S JENNI GOT SNUBBED BY KIM KARDASHIAN

It wasn’t really a catfight, but Kim Kardashian made it clear that she is no fan of that OTHER reality show, Jersey Shore. Kim and her sisters designed the new Kardashian line for Bebe and she mingled with the audience before the NY fashion show. When Jenni JWoWW walked in and sat in the front row, the crowd got VERY excited and fans and photographers left Kim in the dust, and stampeded Jenni. Visibly annoyed, the mighty Kim snubbed Jenni by refusing to pose for a photo with her, and to top it off, she denied her a backstage pass. (Kim will not be thrilled to learn that Jenni has a deal for her OWN fashion collection!)

UNLIKE MOST OF US, THE “JERSEY SHORE” GIRLS ARE HAPPY WITH THEMSELVES

The women of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” have perhaps forever changed the concept of Italian American women that “The Sopranos” reinforced. The Shore girls, Jenni JWoww, Sammi Sweetheart, and Snooki, have been described as “predatorial, mean spirited, and crass” – much like their male counterparts. The guys on the show seem to primp far more than the girls do. Most noteworthy of all, the girls are all voluptuous and full figured. And PROUD of it. They eat what and when they want, without a thought to caloric content. The “Jersey” girls have done more to promote normal sized woman than all the full-figured models (like Emme) put together.