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WHILE JESSICA SIMPSON DIETS, HER PARENTS ARE GETTING A DIVORCE

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While Jessica Simpson is in New York showing off her “astounding” (?) weight loss, her mother Tina visited a divorce lawyer and instructed him to file in California. It may be a done deal as you read this, or still in the works. Joe Simpson and Tina have been separated for a few months, coincidentally or not, since he was caught sending “suspicious” messages on Twitter. Year ago, Tina and Joe divided up their daughter’s career management – Joe managed Jessica’s show business career and Tina took over her merchandising business. Jessica’s acting career fizzled but her branded merchandise has brought in hundreds of millions of dollars, making her mother VERY RICH. Joe has leased a condo on the beach in the Venice area and Tina is still living in their Encino house.

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Monday, September 10, 2012

RYAN REYNOLDS JUST WANTS TO BE MARRIED

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Ryan Reynolds, 35, IS the marrying kind. In 2004 he was engaged to Alanis Morissette but they mutually called it off a few years later. His subsequent marriage to Scarlett Johansson lasted for two years and it’s rumored that the relationship dissolved because their careers kept them far apart and Scarlett admitted she didn’t try hard enough to make it work. Undaunted, Ryan fell hard for his Green Lantern costar Blake Lively, 25, and you knew where that was headed when they bought a house in New York together. Their South Carolina wedding Sunday WAS a surprise, however. Since Ryan seems to be a one woman man, we’re betting he’s feeling very content today. They seem like a great match.

Monday, September 10, 2012

KIM KARDASHIAN: SOME PEOPLE SHOULD AVOID PEPLUMS

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We can’t decide if this dress that Kim Kardashian is wearing is fabulous or hideous. Since it’s fashion week in New York she should expect to be scrutinized. Her makeup looks unusually natural which is a plus, and the dress is a flattering shade of red, but that peplum almost makes her look pregnant from the side view and it makes her hips look awfully wide from the front view. Maybe she’s just not the peplum type…

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Sunday, September 9, 2012

LADY GAGA’S DOWAGER LOOKS BRINGS A SENSITIVE BOY TO TEARS

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Lady Gaga took to the streets around London’s Mayfair today dressed up as a dowager! She was done up in a large vintage style dress with gloves – reminiscent of something a mature woman might wear, her hair was up in a big bun, and she accessorized with a hair necklace and a handbag like the Queen carries. A young boy (one of her “little monsters” no doubt) got so excited at the sight of her he burst into tears.

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Sunday, September 9, 2012

JESSICA SEINFELD APPEARS TO BE THE PERFECT WIFE

The more we hear about Jessica Seinfeld the more we think Jerry Seinfeld was brilliant to have chosen her as his wife. Jessica got a bad rep because she took up with Jerry soon after regretfully marrying someone else. Sometimes you meet the right person at the wrong time, but Jerry was right to pursue her anyway. He has admitted that his smart wife runs his life- she arranges his schedule and makes sure he keeps all appointments. She literally does everything for him except write jokes. All this, while working for her children’s charity and raising THEIR three children (Shephard, 7, Julian, 9, and Sascha, 12) and feeding them organic home made food. Yes, she’s a fabulous and healthy cook and has written several cook books. And now she’s coming out with a cook book for people like us who lack kitchen skills – it’s called “The Can’t Cook Book: Recipes for the Absolutely Terrified.”

Sunday, September 9, 2012

TLC IS SEEKING TO MAKE UP FOR “HONEY BOO BOO” WITH NEW SHOW “BREAKING AMISH”

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Don’t know what YOU will be doing Sunday night, but we are looking forward to watching “Breaking Amish” on the questionable TLC. The show documents five Amish young people who bravely choose to leave their strict communities forever and try to start a new life in New York City. They have very limited education and no knowledge of computers or cell phones or how to drive a car. Considering how ill-prepared they are for modern life, their struggles must be monumental. We’re almost hooked and we haven’t seen the first episode yet.

Sunday, September 9, 2012

EZRA MILLER AND EMMA WATSON PLAY THEIR CARDS RIGHT AT THE MTV AWARDS

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Our all-out favorite pair at the MTV Video Music Awards was Harry Potter actress Emma Watson and Ezra Miller, who knocked us out as the malevolent Kevin in “We Need to Talk About Kevin.” They play step brother and sister in “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” – a coming of age movie we’re looking forward to seeing. Ezra is wearing what appears to be a Mariachi suit and we wonder where he found one in his size. Ezra looks like a genuine eccentric and we love Emma’s colorful and off-beat dress.

Saturday, September 8, 2012

COLIN FIRTH: SOME PEOPLE JUST LOOK BETTER IN BLACK TIE

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Here’s living proof that not all Oscar winners look good soaking wet. “The Kings Speech” star Colin Firth is having a fun vacation on a yacht but he definitely cuts a more dashing figure in a tux. The object of Bridget Jones’ affection will soon be seen as a con man in “Gambit.” Another Bridget Jones movie may also be in the works…

Friday, September 7, 2012

HONEY BOO BOO IS GROWING UP WAY TOO FAST

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Bad news for Honey Boo Boo. The ratings for “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” dropped 20% this week. Last week the show topped the Republican convention but this week it tied Clinton’s speech at the Democratic convention. You know what that means. Maybe the initial shock of the show is wearing off. And Honey Boo Boo is getting older – she’s seven now and has moved into a whole other beauty pageant category – the “Little Miss” 7 to 9 age range. Already she’s quite plump and Joy Behar figures because of her genetics and lifestyle, she’s doomed to become a fat kid and eventually an obese woman. Imagine a 400 pound Honey Boo Boo!

Thursday, September 6, 2012

SHARON OSBOURNE TURNED BACK THE CLOCK

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Sharon Osbourne is NOT going to be happy when she sees THIS! This sweet picture of young Sharon and Ozzy was taken “sometime in the 90’s,” according to our friends at The WOW Report. Clearly, it is before Sharon and Ozzy perfected their glossy TV style and moved to Beverly Hills. Odd- there’s not a single dog in sight. On the upside, Sharon looked older than Ozzy back then and she looks younger than him now!

Thursday, September 6, 2012