Jessica Simpson

JESSICA SIMPSON IS READY FOR A SECOND TIME AROUND

Uh-oh. Jessica Simpson is going back to her roots. Jessica first found superstardom in 2003 when she and her then husband, Nick Lachey starred in Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, which was one of the first and most popular reality shows. Fast forward twenty years later – and now Jessica and her current husband Eric Johnson are plotting a RETURN to reality TV. It’s in the beginning planning stages, but the action will focus on their hectic home life with their children, as well as Jessica’s plan to restart her acting career. Jessica’s lost a LOT of weight getting ready for all this…

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JESSICA SIMPSON’S MYSTERY DIET

Jessica Simpson has been bombarded with questions about her amazing weight loss- which we just noticed rather recently. Jessica says she lost 100 pounds in 2019 – after she finished having children. A HUNDRED pounds? Hard to believe. We recall a voluptuous Jessica, but not one THAT heavy. She vaguely claims she did it with advice from a nutritionist and more workouts with her trainer. Hmmm… We have a powerful feeling there is MORE to this story than meets the eye. Jessica’s got a secret she doesn’t want to share. In this photo she is thinner than we have ever seen her before. She and her lookalike daughter Maxwell were photographed at Maxwell’s basketball game.

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JESSICA SIMPSON CAN’T SAY ENOUGH ABOUT HER LOOKALIKE SON ACE

Talk about celebrities with lookalike kids…Jessica Simpson’s little boy Ace is a dead ringer for his mom! The family just celebrated Ace’s seventh birthday and Jessica obviously adores him. She posted a LONG list of his assets under this photo, which included describing Ace as “a gentle force of nature, observant, hilarious, compassionate, athletic, nurturing,” and so on. Quite a list for a seven year old!

JESSICA SIMPSON WANTS YOUR ATTENTION

Yes, it’s impressive that Jessica Simpson says she lost a HUNDRED pounds since she gave birth to her third child, Birdie Mae, in March. Exactly HOW Jessica pared off the weight is still unknown, but she says she was up to 240 pounds before the birth. Regardless, there is no excuse for looking like THIS. Jessica is a natural beauty but this tasteless and vulgar apparel she wore for a night out in New York isn’t the best way to celebrate her good looks…

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JESSICA SIMPSON’S HAIR EXTENSIONS: BIGGER IS NOT BETTER!

No doubt Jessica Simpson is in a good mood because she’s pregnant with her third child and that means she can eat pretty much ANYTHING she wants for a long time! And no guilt! That’s nice, BUT – these HUGE hair extensions are beyond awful – not only fake looking, but sadly out of style- ESPECIALLY in NYC! We realize Jessica is in the business of SELLING these extensions, but it’s hard to imagine anyone running out to buy them when they see this photo!

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WHOOPS! SOMEBODY TELL JESSICA SIMPSON THAT STILETTOS DON’T MAKE YOU LOOK THINNER

Jessica Simpson came thisclose to falling on her face while lurching into a New York restaurant. Climbing up the curb in seven inch stilettos can be a challenge and her friends found it amusing. We’re guessing Jessica wears these ridiculous shoes in the daytime because they make her feel taller and thinner. Why doesn’t she wear shoes from her own Jessica Simpson collection of manageable heels? The ones she’s wearing probably cost fifteen times what the ones she designs cost…

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JESSICA SIMPSON: I’VE GOT A SECRET!

There’s a reason for Jessica Simpson’s little smirk here. She walked out her New York hotel today and a convenient gust of wind took hold of her loose fitting lingerie-dress and – perfect timing – it revealed a pregnant tummy! (Definitely more than a big lunch.) Jessica, 37, already has two cute kids with her husband Eric Johnson – daughter Maxwell, 5, and son Ace, 4. Her lips are sealed- Jessica likes to announce her pregnancies on TV shows like Ellen. She started out as a singer/actress, but her fashion businesses eclipsed her other ventures. Simpson developed a billion dollar fashion empire and her net worth is now 170 million – not bad for someone who once confused tuna for chicken.

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HOLD ON! IS THIS KESHA – OR JESSICA SIMPSON?

It would be no big deal if this WERE Kesha because she’s known for her “perplexing” outfits. But it happens to be Jessica Simpson and SHE runs a billion dollar fashion company, so we have higher expectations! What possessed her! Jessica is blessed with so much natural beauty, but her too-tight outfit makes her look like – dare we say – a floozie! And those Kesha style sunglasses are just plain silly. Would YOU buy clothes from her?

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JESSICA SIMPSON WANTS TO BE NOTICED AND SHE GETS HER WISH

Jessica Simpson wears an impressive pair of flares as she makes a shopping trip to Barney's in New York

When is the last time you saw Jessica Simpson dressed like this in the daytime? NEVER!! She’s decked out for a visit to Barneys New York. Now that she’s a successful designer/businesswoman, Jessica wants to look like one. The only drawback to this attention-getting outfit is that it will be a challenge for her to be subtle while she examines Barneys fashions for inspiration for her collection of lower priced clothing. Those flare-bottom pants will not soon be forgotten. Nor will the patchwork fake fur chubby.

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WHAT HAPPENED TO JESSICA SIMPSON?

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She’s only 35, but Jessica Simpson was caught at the airport dressed like a “Golden Girl.” Her frumpy striped dress is loose and baggy and better suited as a pool cover-up. And that HAIR! Those long ropey extensions look just plain tired- -it’s time for an update. She’s had that same hairstyle for YEARS. Keep in mind, Jessica is not only beautiful but she runs a billion dollar fashion empire. She should dress accordingly and be an inspiration to her young customers. Hopefully, this frock is not from her own collection.

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