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KRIS JENNER IS PROUD TO CALL HERSELF WONDER WOMAN

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The award for the first really bad costume of the Halloween season goes to – Kris Jenner. She tweeted this photo of herself done up in a “mom” version of Wonder Woman. The tacky costume looks like it came from a discount store – it has baggy shorts and long sleeves. Lynda Carter has nothing to worry about.

Monday, October 22, 2012

CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS INSULTED BY TWO MILLION DOLLAR “BIG AND BEAUTIFUL” DATING WEBSITE OFFER

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Don’t expect Christina Aguilera to jump at that two million dollar offer to be the face of a dating site for “big and beautiful” women. In fact, she will most likely totally IGNORE the offer. Of course, Christina SAYS that she’s perfectly happy with her added weight but she does NOT consider herself a plus size! That’s a slap in the face! This embarrassing public offer might even be the motivation she needs to drop a few pounds so her clothes fit better.

Monday, October 22, 2012

PSY’S GANGNAM STYLE IS A HOOT AT REHAB

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In the middle of his world tour, Korean sensation Psy demonstrated his Gangnam Style at Rehab at the Hard Rock Hotel pool in Las Vegas this weekend. His video is up to nearly 500 million views on YouTube. It cost $100 to get in, but drinks were on the house. We were disappointed that he didn’t wear a bathing suit onstage…

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Sunday, October 21, 2012

RUSSELL BRAND AND CHARLES MANSON HAVE A LOT IN COMMON

Katy Perry once compared her husband Russell Brand to the serial killer Charles Manson, so we’re not the only ones who see a resemblance. The beard and hair and crazy eyes make us think Russell might be preparing to play Manson in a movie. Somehow the whole meditation and yoga thing fits in with Manson too. And Brand does have a way of mesmerizing young women. Manson was recently denied parole for the twelfth time.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

IT TURNS OUT, LINDSAY LOHAN MAY HAVE A HOT BOYFRIEND IN ADDITION TO HER OTHER PROBLEMS

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Who KNEW Lindsay Lohan had a boyfriend? We mean a real boyfriend near her own age – not an older guy who “pays for things.” When Michael Lohan stormed Lindsay ‘s house for that failed intervention this week, Michael mentioned the boyfriends name – he’s fitness trainer Josh Chunn. Josh is 25, and a former cheerleader from the University of Louisiana, according to the Daily News. Josh says he lives down the street from Lindsay and they met at a party a few weeks ago. He says he did not support the intervention and in fact, he answered the door and sent Michael away from the house. Whether Lindsay has stolen anything from him yet is unknown.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

HONEY BOO BOO’S UNCLE POODLE IS NOT A REDNECK GAY ROLE MODEL

Honey Boo Boo made her gay uncle Marvin Lee Thompson, 29, famous overnight because she dubbed him “Uncle Poodle.” Alana “Honey Boo Boo” has always been surrounded by gays in the beauty pageant business and she affectionately calls them “Poodles.” Lee is the younger brother of Alana’s dad “Sugar Bear” and surprisingly, he has a rap sheet to match his redneck family! Leave it to The Enquirer to dig up FIVE mug shots of Uncle Poodle from various crimes like credit card fraud, theft, and driving offenses. Uncle Poodle may be somewhat better groomed than his redneck family, but he has the same bad habits.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

JESSICA BIEL MARRIED JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE – AND HIS MOTHER

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Jessica Biel, 30, finally succeeded in tying the knot with Justin Timberlake ,31, because she gave in to his mother Lynn Harless and let HER call the shots. Jessica would have been happy with a small romantic wedding, but Justin’s mom Lynn had bigger ideas. It’s common knowledge that Justin is a HUGE mama’s boy and his mother successfully runs his world – she’s his co-manager, deals with his finances, runs his media company, and is chairwoman of his charity. Justin probably would have married Cameron Diaz a few years back but his mother disapproved of the 9 year age difference. Jessica and Justin had their problems but she hung in there and was always nice to Lynn. The Italian wedding is rumored to have cost over 6 million dollars and it was Lynn’s decision whether to sell the rights to a magazine. (Above left, Lynn was Justin’s date to the Oscars last year)

Saturday, October 20, 2012

WELCOME TO DITA VON TEESE’S CLOSET

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For those who love vintage fashion (like we do) – Dita Von Teese has a treat for you. Dita has been collecting vintage clothing for YEARS, and she pulled some of her favorite items from her closet and had them duplicated with all the details in wearable sizes and fabrics. She has a mini collection of one coat and four dresses now available at Decades in Los Angeles. The clothes come in sizes 4 – 16, and cost from $575 to $995. Dita says she dreams of offering a more affordable collection someday on the Home Shopping Network or QVC. Above, she is wearing on of her designs.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Friday, October 19, 2012

CINDY CRAWFORD WAS NO GEEK IN HIGH SCHOOL

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What’s more fun than celebrity yearbook photos! Cindy Crawford can’t brag that she was “unpopular” in high school and a “geek” like many models seem to do. Yearbook pictures don’t lie. It’s quite apparent she was a teenage knockout at DeKalb High School in Illinois. To top it off she was really smart — valedictorian of her class. It’s unlikely that Cindy was ever bullied.
Photos via: Daily Mail

Thursday, October 18, 2012

DAVID BOWIE HAILS HIS OWN CABS

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All we know is, we can never get enough of David Bowie. He seems so reclusive and it’s always a treat to see him. He’s sold around 140 million records, but hasn’t performed live since 2006. Bowie, 65, just seems to live quietly with his wife Iman and their 12 year old daughter Alexandria – only occasionally venturing out for a museum or charity event. Today he was “Under Pressure” to grab a cab at rush hour in New York, and he DID manage to do so.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Thursday, October 18, 2012