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TRAVIS BARKER DIDN’T NEED ALL THOSE TATTOOS

Here’s something you don’t see every day. Look closely at the guy in the middle – hard to believe, but that’s Travis Barker! BEFORE all the tattoos! In 1998, Blink -182 was an up and coming band and the band members looked more like college boys than rock stars. Kourtney Kardashian’s “husband” was actually quite good looking!

Wednesday, April 13, 2022

PAMELA ANDERSON IS A BROADWAY STAR

Happy to see that Pamela Anderson was a smashing success on her opening night as Roxie Hart in the musical Chicago on Broadway. What Pam has in common with the character Roxie is that they were both tabloid favorites and quite accustomed to flashbulbs. (Set in the 1920’s, glamour doll Roxie murdered her lover and pled self defense in court) Everybody wondered if Pam could pull off the singing and dancing required, and she DID! Reviewers agreed that she was not only funny, but can carry a tune, and had some hot dance moves. Her fans in the audience clapped and cheered through the whole show, giving gave her a standing ovation. Her love life might be disappointing, but Pamela’s career is looking goooood. Above, she was mobbed by fans when she exited the stage door after the show.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

Wednesday, April 13, 2022

DOES EZRA MILLER REALLY SMELL AS BAD AS HE LOOKS?

Okay, we all know that Ezra Miller has behavior problems- he’s been in Hawaii for the past month and has had no less than 10 police complaints against him. When we first saw him in We Need to Talk About Kevin we knew he had a great career ahead of him. And he did. He is now The Flash and might lose everything if he doesn’t get a grip. He’s been cited in Hawaii for disorderly conduct in several bars, resulting in a restraining order, as well as “obstructing a highway.” Naturally Warner Brothers bigwigs are in meetings deciding the fate of his present and future projects. That awful haircut notwithstanding, we are REALLY appalled by the rumor that he SMELLS. A journalist from Gawker interviewed him in 2018 and said he smelled like cigarettes and NOT deodorant. Since then he has gained quite a reputation for reeking. Not a career booster…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

Tuesday, April 12, 2022

WORST DRESSED AT THE FASHION AWARDS

We cannot resist presenting two of the WORST outfits at some event called the Daily Front Row Fashion Awards in Beverly Hills this week. Worst dressed guy is Machine Gun Kelly, simply because he usually looks SO much better. He’s in the habit of doing a lot of experimenting with his hair and clothing and his courage usually pays off. But this pink hair with the flower jacket and pearls is NOT sexy or rockstar looking. Christina Aguilera’s long tight leather coat dress is all wrong in another way. Not only is it unflattering and boxy, but she looks VERY uncomfortable – can you imagine getting out of a car or SITTING through the event in all this bulky leather? How about using the bathroom? We suspect that when she got home that night she couldn’t WAIT to rip this garment off and will never look at it again…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

Tuesday, April 12, 2022

DENNIS QUAID MARRIED A COLLEGE STUDENT

In 2020, while most of us were in isolation during the pandemic, 68 year old Dennis Quaid quietly tiptoed off and got married for the 4th time. Actually, he eloped in June of that year with Laura Savoie, 29, a PHD student (in accounting) at the University of Texas in Austin, and the ceremony was so small that there were no guests. Laura is the same age as Quaid’s son Jack, (with Meg Ryan.) Despite the age difference, Dennis is convinced that at last he has found his “life partner.”

Photo Credit: People

Monday, April 11, 2022

TIFFANY HADDISH ROMANTICIZED THE SLAP

It’s a good thing Tiffany Haddish has this cute new blonde look because it takes people’s minds off her unfortunate remarks after The Slap. Tiffany was one of the FIRST people to talk about Will Smith’s Oscar behavior immediately after it happened, and her reaction to the situation was VERY different than most reasonable people. Tiffany swooned “It was a beautiful moment – – a Black man stood up for his wife! It meant so much to me to think there are still men out there who care about their women- that’s what a husband is supposed to do, right?” We really like Tiffany, but she was WRONG in every way. Can’t help but wonder if since then, Tiffany has changed her mind at all…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Tiffany at the LA Fashion Award Show this week

Monday, April 11, 2022

LUCKY LOURDES LEON DID NOT INHERIT HER MOTHER’S HEIGHT

Lourdes León’s modeling career is still booming – her latest conquest is Calvin Klein, who wants to show that he’s not as classic as he used to be. Lourdes looks good here because she’s not wearing the heavy makeup and false eyelashes she usually sports. She looks her age- 25- and like her mother Madonna, she does not shave her underarms. Note that she’s wearing MEN’S CK boxer shorts – Calvin wants his customers to wear whatever underwear is comfortable for them – no matter their gender. Lourdes is lucky to be around 5’7,” that’s 5 or 6 inches taller than her mother…

Photo: Instagram

Sunday, April 10, 2022

HAYDEN PANETTIERE’S CYCLE OF SELF-DESTRUCTION

Back in 2015 when Hayden Panettiere sent her baby daughter Kaya (born December, 2014) to live with her fiancé, the baby’s father Wladimir Klitschko, in Ukraine, we felt very sorry for her. Hayden was suffering from severe postpartum depression and alcohol abuse, and felt she couldn’t care for the child. She visited her daughter occasionally, but made no move to bring her back to the US. Can you imagine? Since then, the Heroes and Nashville actress has not been acting – she took up with a loser boyfriend Brian Hickerson, and it’s been one domestic abuse situation after another. He punched her in the face on Valentine’s day and she got a restraining order. He got out of prison after a few months and she started seeing him again. Drinking and fighting. Another brawl at Sunset Marquis in March broke his probation and might send Brian back to jail. Her daughter and Klitshko’s family fled Ukraine when the war started. This adorable actress had everything going for her, and she lost her hot career and her child. What happened?

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

Sunday, April 10, 2022

RIHANNA: WORST DRESSED THIS WEEK

Sorry, no matter how many times Rihanna does this look, it doesn’t get any easier on the eyes. It’s fine for the beach, but NOT dinner in Beverly Hills. We never realized that Rihanna had such a powerful EGO that she believes that everyone is delighted to look at her expanding midsection. Even The Rock doesn’t go shirtless to dinner. We’re hoping other people don’t pick up on this unpleasant trend…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

Saturday, April 9, 2022

PETE DAVIDSON IS NOW A PLUS-ONE

Tonight was a big deal because it was the first time Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson walked a red carpet together. You KNOW what that means. They arrived holding hands to the premier of the family’s Hulu series The Kardashians in Los Angeles. Pete’s participation in the show remains to be seen. Aside from all that, can you BELIEVE the volume of Kim’s backside? Does it even fit into an ordinary chair? This is indeed a strange and unexpected couple…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

Thursday, April 7, 2022