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LISA RINNA: WILL SHE OR WON’T SHE?

Will Lisa Rinna follow in her former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills costars’ footsteps and jump on the Only Fans bandwagon? A recently published article claimed that Lisa has three mortgages on her home -implying that she could be in a financial crunch now that she’s not earning a paycheck from the reality series. Her former fellow Housewives, Brandi Glanville and Denise Richards both claim to be raking in the dough on the adult content website. Now according to a pal, Lisa is considering joining the platform to see how much money she can generate. The pal explains that Lisa is in great shape and has always been comfortable in her body so if she thinks she can earn enough money, she’s open to showing some skin.

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JOAN COLLINS WILL CELEBRATE TURNING 90 BY POSING NUDE!

Age defying Joan Collins is turning 90 next month (May 2023) and she has BIG plans to mark the milestone by posing NUDE! The last time Joan posed au naturel was in 1983 when she celebrated her 50th birthday by posing for Playboy. This time around, Joan’s not posing for a magazine, but for her husband Percy. A friend reveals Joan is as fit and fabulous as ever so she plans on showing off her remarkable figure with a nude spread. She’s already hired a female photographer to capture the tasteful yet sexy photos, and told Percy he can publish them if he so chooses. Will he or won’t he?

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Joan and Percy at Craig’s in March

WHERE IS BRITNEY’S HUSBAND?

Britney Spears still seems to be hell-bent on destroying her relationship with her two teenage sons- she’s still posting these nude photos that embarrass them. The big question remains: where is Britney’s husband Sam Asghari? It looks like the 12 -years- younger bodybuilder/actor does not give Britney sensible advice when she needs it. He happens to be one of the FEW people she still talks to- she’s on the outs with her family. Even her fans are now shocked when she posts these sexy photos and leave concerned comments. You might call Sam the villain behind the scenes here – he’s likely THE ONE BEHIND THE CAMERA!

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BRITNEY SPEARS FORGOT SHE’S ALREADY A MOTHER

Really? Britney Spears says she doesn’t understand why her posing nude on Instagram would bother her teenage sons? Remember, these boys are in high school and like everyone else, trying to fit in. They just happen to have a very famous mother. Preston is 16 and Jayden is 15. It seems like every time Britney posts a video of herself dancing that repetitive twirl in skimpy clothing, or the nude pics with little stickers in the right places, she gets a ton of publicity. Mix that in with Britney’s not-so-subtle accusations and feud with her family, and Jayden and Preston are obviously just plain embarrassed (Imagine the classroom comments!) They let their mother know about it by refusing to attend her wedding to Sam Asghari, and avoiding her for the past few months. Is Britney too obsessed with trying to have a baby to think about the two sons she already has?

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BRITNEY SPEARS: THIS TIME FANS ARE RIGHT

Since she announced that she’s pregnant (maybe twins), Britney Spears has changed her odd Instagram account somewhat. She’s eased up on those videos of her repetitiously swaying and spinning in assorted 2 piece girly outfits with the bottoms rolled as far down as possible. (She calls it dancing.) Now she’s concentrating on nudes- photos taken before she got pregnant. She always posts little cover-ups on her privates, but instead of being delighted, her loyal fans are worried and want to know WHY. One pointed out that this could be embarrassing for her two sons. Good point. One advised Britney to “get help!” Another asked “Are we sure Britney is OK? Another, referring to her canceled conservatorship: “I think we made a mistake!” Also “Someone please take her phone away!”
(Wonder what’s under that white heart in the corner?)
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TURNS OUT BILL GATES WAS A PLAYBOY NERD

Until Jennifer Lopez spent the weekend with Ben Affleck, Bill Gates divorcing his wife Melinda was the most startling “couples” story. Rumors of infidelity surfaced and we were surprised to learn that Bill Gates did a lot of carousing in his youth. Biographies written about Gates revealed that he was not just a computer nerd – he was also a playboy bachelor. Bill liked to have nude swimming parties in the indoor pool he had in his home. To liven things up, Bill would also hire strippers from Seattle to join his friends in the pool. Gates’ early womanizing also put a strain on his budding relationship with his wife-to-be Melinda. When he was out of town he was known to hit on female journalists who covered Microsoft for the industry. Bill and Melinda actually broke up for a year early in their relationship when he avoided making a commitment. After 7 years of dating, they finally wed in 1994. Now their kids are grown up, and Bill and Melinda seem happy to be going their separate ways.

Photo: Bill and Melinda in the early 90’s

RUMER WILLIS HAS NOTHING TO HIDE

We can imagine LA drivers doing double-takes when they glimpsed Rumer Willis walking down the street looking like THIS. Her headphones blocked out any catcalls. She’s nonchalantly on her way to her pilates class, wearing nude colored tights that leave little to the imagination. She’s obviously proud of her pilates body…

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WHY ANDIE MACDOWELL JUST DID HER FIRST NUDE SCENE

Andie MacDowell loves her little rescue dog and takes him everywhere – but she also carries a bag to pop him into if necessary. Recently, at the age of 59, Andie did her first nude scene in her upcoming movie, Love After Love. She says she didn’t take her clothes off when she was younger for film roles, because she didn’t want to embarrass her children. Her 3 kids are now grown up and her two daughters have acting careers of their own – so why not?

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HEY KIM AND KHLOE KARDASHIAN: THIS IS HOW THE COLOR NUDE SHOULD BE WORN!

Gigi Hadid wows in nude colors

Lately the amply proportioned Kardashians have been frequently flaunting the trendy color nude, but they’re doing it all wrong. They wear the color in garments far too tight and sometimes without underwear. If Kim and Khloe DO wear undergarments, they serve to push up all their flesh into the low cut bustline. And you can IMAGINE what the rear view looks like. Pictured here is model Gigi Hadid scurrying to a NY meeting in a fetching flesh colored dress and heels to match. She gives the color class instead of vulgarity.

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DAVID ARQUETTE’S CLUB IS DECORATED WITH NUDE PIN-UPS OF HIS OWN MOTHER!

We absolutely LOVE the fact that David Arquette has dedicated his new Hollywood club to his late mother Mardi, who was a burlesque dancer early in her life. Not only did he name the place “Bootsy Bellows” after her pin-up name, but he plastered the place with photos of her in her 1960’s heyday. Naughty vintage magazine covers, bondage and topless photos- the works – reminiscent of Bettie Page. David told the Hollywood Reporter that she eventually settled down and went on to become a marriage and family counselor. “This is a way of honoring her youth!”