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Massage Received

By Janet / June 21, 2006

This guy is way up there on Hollywood’s A-list. Not only is he gorgeous but he’s the cleancut type who tries to do the right thing. Most of the time. His sweet and model-slim girlfriend enhances his wholesome image. But this actor has a secret double life. He likes to read sex newspapers and call up the ads for private entertainment. He was captivated by an ad for a massage parlor featuring a photo of a gigantically endowed triple D sexy massuese. He visited the seedy Hollywood massage parlor and charmed all the girls but insisted on a session with the voluptuous one in the ad. Wouldn’t his weight conscious girlfriend be surprised to learn that now her guy sneaks away for visits to this well-upholstered massuese whenever he can!

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  20. Can’t be Orlando or Leo ’cause neither of them are clean cut. Jake doesn’t have a girlfriend unless the Natalie Portman rumors are true…Harrison Ford sounds the closest.

  21. I would go with Orlando Bloom, people always talk about how gorgeous he is. I do think he tries to maintain a cleancut [b]public[/b] image. He has a sweet, slim GF in Kate, which helps maintain his wholesome [b]image.[/b] I’ve heard stories of Orlando flirting with & charming numerous women at events/parties. He has been in a number of hit movies so he should be on the A-list.

  23. Tom Hanks and Matt Damon are married (no skinny girlfiends). Harrison Ford is a possibility. There were always rumors he cheated on his ex-wife. It also might be Leo.

  24. The answer is in the question, my friends. Read carefully!!! Top of the A-list, not married. Clean cut. If the girlfriend were a celebrity that would have been mentioned. That being said I do not have a clue.

  27. Orlando would not be a “Top of the A-list” celebrity….

  33. Harrison Ford; think a lister; clean cut; model slim girlfriend……..only other a listers are clooney;costner(?),leo…..

  35. Orlando Bloom is not clean cut; Harrison……..is the only choice. I’d say costner, but he has a wife and got into trouble recently with a masseuse?

  36. I don’t know why some of you don’t think Orlando is clean cut … ? He’s never in gossip for doing something scandalous, is he? Facial hair doesn’t mean you’re not clean cut 🙂 Orlando is my guess. As for Harrison, it’s well known that he smokes pot. That’s not clean cut.

  37. P.S. According to the-movie-times.com, Orlando is the No. 1 A-lister among actors, based on box office. I’d say that’s “way up there” on the A list, wouldn’t you?

  38. Orlando or Leo was my thought too….I think Orlando….

  39. Harrison Ford. I mean Calista Flockhart??? Seriously, drop the bag o bones and get a real girl.

  42. JOHNNY DEPP.
    And he’s got a place in West Hollywood. And… his girlfriend fits the description

  43. Orlando was my first thought. He has an ultra skinny sweet girlfriend.

  44. Johnny Depp is so not clean cut….I thought him too…nah it’s not him for sure

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